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Ian Brazee-Cannon
Desabe-...Reports of attacks by the Villains has increased with-in The last few days. They are Getting more aggressive. Motti- Whatever happened to Obi-Wan Desabe- We don't know. One day we Just found his cloaks laying in a Heap on his floor Motti- Okay then. We'll break for lunch |
Desabe- You just want to forget him? Motti- That reminds me a dream I had Before all this villains stuff started I was told I was the right fist and That The Man in-between was Looking for me Desabe- Right fist? Man in-between? Motti- Whatever. I don't go for all that Dream nonsense. I'm hungry |
Veers- Hello ambassador. Where are You two going? Bossk- We've been called back to Bantha Fodder. Hopefully that Means we're done with this Stupid crossover Denger- I don't know. The story hasn't Had a conclusion. I still don't Have a yo-yo |
Marcus- Captain! We've just received Reports that a group of villain Attack ships are headed towards The station Motti- What? Uhh... I better go make Sure the Silver Star is ready then |
Veers- Hey captain. What are you Doing down here? Motti- I was just uhh... Coming to make Sure everything was running Smoothly. Maybe take a look at The Silver Star |
Motti- Okay, now where's a planet that No one will find me? Dagobah will Work. I can go into hiding and Become a hermit. No more of This stupid Villain war for me. Now I can finally take a nap. |
Piett- What's going on up here? Dagobah? They don't have good Drinks there. Let's go some where More interesting sounding. Cybertron? That sounds good Now where's that wine locker? |
Motti- Good, I'm there. I thought Dagobah was a swamp planet? Who cares? I'm free of the whole Villains mess now. I'll just go Down to the surface and start a New life |
Neo-Viper- Welcome to Cybertron. You are to come with us. Motti- Cybertron? No, you're mistaken. This is Dagobah. I was told I Would die if I went to Cybertron Neo-Viper- Your life just sucks then |
Skeletor- We have arrived.
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Daala- The villains are here. Get the Crews to their ships and get the Playmobiles to the Silver Star Veers- Can't. Motti ran off with the Silver Star couple of hours ago Daala- He is so dead when I get my Hands on him |
C. C.- ...Ssso you sssee that it jussst Makesss sssense to have an all Villain toyline Motti- I agree. I thought I was a villain Toy myself. I was a little puzzled As to how I ended up playing the Hero in this thing |
Megatron- So you'll join us? Frenzy- There's a ship about to crash Into the planet C.C.- You ssset usss up. Motti- What? No. I came alone. Frenzy- Someone is piloting it |
Piett- Now which one of these buttons Calls the flight attendant? So far this has been the worst flight Ever. No meal or even a bag of Peanuts and the in flight movie was just a bunch of little lights |
Motti- I tell you I have no idea what's Happening here Mr. Shadow- Right Voice of Obi-Wan- Jump. Motti- What? Voice of Obi-Wan- Jump, you idiot. |
Motti- Yahhhh.... C.C.- Boy that wasss clossse Mr. Shadow- Good thing the pilot Pulled up at the last moment Neo-Viper- We have a problem sir C.C. What isss it? |
Neo-Viper- With the ship flying so low, It got the automatic guns locked At a very low angle C.C. That can't be a good thing Neo-Viper- Yeah, the planet is going to Blow itself up |
C.C. -Evacuate!!! If only the planet didn't look so Cartoonish |
To Be Continued...
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