Death Star 2
And Now All Hell Breaks Loose

By
Ian Brazee-Cannon



DeSabe- This is the place.   This planet
              Should be the perfect place for
              The final battle
Motti- Okay then, let's take the silver
           Star down.

Motti- Daala, you're in charge up here
Daala- Shouldn't this be a space battle?
Motti- Yeah, but we couldn't get as
           Many cameos that way
Daala- Oh, good luck then

Motti- We're here
DeSabe- Then let us get ready
Mara- How long do we have until the
           Villains and the vintage arrive?
Mego- I don't think you have very long

Cobra Commander- ATTACK!!!
Motti- I knew this was going to be a
          Bad day
DeSabe- Stop whining and fight back

Marcus- Just you and me in command
              It feels so right.
Playmobile- The villain's fleet has arrived
Daala- Yes, thank you villains

Skeletor- ATTACK!!!
Marcus- I still want to know why he
           Doesn't wear a space suit
Daala- Go out there and ask him then

Bossk- Take him away. 
Mr. Shadow- You'll regret this Bossk
Denger- I'm still worried
Bossk- There's nothing to worry about
Winky- A vintage site destroyer is here
Bossk- Of crap.  We're dead

Denger- We've gotten rid of all the
   Villains.  Why would they attack still?
Bossk- If you're suggesting that since I
       Have been touched by the villains I
       Should let you kill me for the good
       Of the site, you're mad

Denger- They're leaving?
Bossk- See, I told you.  Nothing to
            Worry about.
Denger- Why would they leave?
Bossk- They wouldn't get rid of  the 
            Only funny site on the web ring

DeSabe- Look, the Vintage showed up
              Now how does you plan work
              Again?
Motti- It'll work.  Where's Mara?
           I need her for this next part
Mego- Keep it down, I'm napping

Mara- I'm here
Motti- Well then take out some villains
Mara- I'm only one person you know
           I thought you were getting more
           Force Sensitives. I can't do it all
Motti- Good point

He-Man- The Heroes have arrived
Mego- Great, more people to add to the
            Chaos.
DeSabe- they actually showed up
Motti- Then there is still hope
Mara- I still think we're dead meat

Dr. E- There, the new prosthetic is in
          How is it working
G'Do- I can see as well as before
          Where's a mirror?

Dr. E- Just take my word that it looks
           Just fine and natural
G'Do- How come I don't like the way
          You said that?

DeSabe- Well, they're all fighting each
               Other now. What's next?
Motti- We run away and let them kill
           Each other

C.C.- You mussst sssee that the
          Villainsss way is the right one
Obi-Wan- No, the Vintage way is the
                Way to true enlightenment
C.C. - Is not
Obi-Wan- Is too

Motti- Can we leave now?
DeSabe- Nothing has been resolved
C.C.- Is not
Obi-Wan- Is too
Motti- If it is left to those two nothing
          Ever will get resolved

Piett- I see the party started without me
Motti- Piett?  What are you doing here?
Motti- Your mom called
Motti- You flew all the way from DS2
          For a phone message?
Piett- I was getting bored

Piett- Now how do you land this thing?
         Whoops, what was that?
Motti- He just launched a bomb at us
DeSabe- I can see that
Motti- Sometimes I really hate him

Mego- Just stand by me and you'll be
            Fine
Motti- At least he's gotten them to stop
           Fighting.
DeSabe- Now what?

Motti- All the Villains want is power and
        All the Vintage want is recognition. 
        Well get over yourselves.  This is
        All pointless.  get back to your
        Own toys lines and leave us alone

Motti- Why is everyone laughing?
C.C.- I can't believe you ssssaid that
         With a  ssstraight face.  You're
         Jussst too funny.  Why are we
         Fighting anyway?

Piett- I don't get it.  I must have missed
         The joke.  Tell it again
C.C.- Come troopsss, let'ss head home
He-Man- Come heroes, let us depart
Mego- I'm out here as well

Motti- That's it?  All this fighting and 
           They just walk away?
Piett- That's not a funny joke
DeSabe- It all seems rather pointless
Motti- That's this web ring for you

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9/24/02