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EMPEROR LOBOT
MEANWHILE, ON
CARDASSIA...
"Gentlemen,
a toast! To the annihilation of these feeble Klingon knockoffs!"
"Yes, let us
drink much blood-wine and then take many satisfying whizzes on their most
sacred sites!"
"Wait! Wormhole
sense... tingling! There's trouble at the fire caves!"
"HAHAHA! Now
I will free the Pagh Wraiths and destroy the Prophets once and for all!"
"Not so fast Gul
Lobot!"
"Sisko!"
"Curses! Foiled
again!"
"Th-thong-thong!
Th-th-thong-thong!"
"What the hell
is this?"
"What? It's
our part of your big Deep Space 9 crossover."
"It's a Babylon
5 crossover!!!"
"Ah, six of
one, half a dozen of the other!"
"Look, we sent
an astromech over with all your scenes. Didn't you get it?"
"Ah, yeah, there
was an... incident."
"SQUEEEEEEE!!!!"
"Oooohhh....
sparkly!"
"Good news, gentlemen!
We were able to salvage the video tracks!"
"Hey, there
you go! We can just re-dub our lines and we'll have this update done in
no time!"
MANY
HOURS LATER...
"It's enough to
drive me to drink... more!"
"Louie Lou-aye!
Woah-oh! We gotta go now!"
"I am in the
bathtub! I am IN the bathtub! ... I am in the bathtub!"
"Good news,
Chief! We're good to go!"
"Finally! But,
wait! Where's the Ugnaught?"
"Right here!"
"Hi, I'm Troy
McClure!"
"Oh, God!"
"You may remember
me from such voiceover work as Itchy and Scratchy Get Dysentery
and Our Erotic Ocean !"
"Hey! Where
am I?"
"You're on the
end!"
"AY! That guy
looks nuthin' like me! He's all fat and stupid-lookin'!"
Snicker! "Who's
the loser with the Baroness' panties on his face?"
"That would
be you, Storm Shadow!"
"NO FRICKIN'
WAY!"
"Um, how exactly
would you know what the Baroness' panties look like?"
"It's a martial
arts thing. You need to watch more anime!"
"Okay, people,
focus!"
"WHY ... um...
did you make a deal with Mr. Sadow - uh - Shadow?"
"Verily, it
hath been promised me that I shall my stature shall be rendered the greatest
amongst all action figurines for the mere concession of a small holding
on mine site!"
"Quit improvising!"
"Verily?"
"Great things,
may there be in store for you, young Bossk, if thou art willing to work
to achieve them. Great things!"
"Gee, thanks,
Mr. Ollivander!"
"Sheesh! Ol'
Gurnsey Halleck there is a few beans short of a burrito supreme!"
"Mmmm... burritos..."
"Oink! Oink!
I'm Winky, the Rockin' Ugnaught!"
"Please don't
do that!"
"Many have
voiced similar sentiments and have never been heard from again!"
"Ah, young Bossk!
Come! Come! Be not afraid of mine greatness!"
"... and I thought
William Shatner was a ham!"
"... For soon
I shall be greater still, indeed, the greatest of all! Yet mine friends
need not fear me. Come! Behold!"
"Say, that's
quite the game a' Warhammer ya got goin' there, Professor X!"
"Fools and weaklings!
All should tremble in awe before me, for soon ALL WILL KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!
er - LOBOT!"
"Ah-ha! You
blew your line!"
"At least I
read the script, you hunk of a-"
"I AM IN THE
TOILET - BATHTUB! Blast it!"
"A bath with
no water? Dude, you're as whack as Captain Picard! You two nutcakes could
be separated at birth!"
"Oink! Oink!
It's me again, Winky, the Rockin' Ugnaught!"
"Grrrrr!"
"His majesty
demands your presence in the throne room, immediately!"
"Notice how
I didn't go for the cheap 'We're already in the throne room'?"
"Admirable
self-denial!"
"Wassup, wassup?
Hey, look, it's Fox Mulder!"
"Indeed, young
Bossk, we greet you. We have procured a fine gift for thou to cement your
renewed fealty to us!"
"Awww... Poopie!"
"What are
you doing?!?!?!"
"Pipe down -
we're almost done! Alas!
But I am not fit to lick the mung from you dew claws oh, mighty Bossk!"
"Ahem, yes,
well, G'do is your gift!"
"Suh-wheet!
Thanks, cueball!"
"Okay, guys, that's
a wrap!"
YAY!
"Thank J. Michael
Straczynski! I'm getting out of this madhouse!"
