Scalpel- Now I shall cut into his chest
and...
Honeydew- No, no. We need to electrocute
him first.
Evazan- I want to drain out his precious bodily
fluids first.
Coleman T- None of your threats will make me
talk.
Pain does not scare me. Do your worse.
Scalpel- Threats? No, we get to cut you up and
do as we
Will with you. I want to see how long your internal
Organs can function outside your body.
Coleman T- Uhhh...I'll tell you everything.
The Jedi are planning....
Honeydew- Didn't you listen to what he just said?
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Scorpio- How's it going down here?
Honeydew- Scalpel won't let me electrocute him
Scalpel- I just wanted to play with his innards
Evazan- I need his precious bodily fluids
Scorpio- We've been over this before. You
three need to
Learn how to share your victims. I think you
Each need a nap. Maybe when you get back you'll
Be ready to work together in a more porductive
Manner.
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Evazan- If Scalpel wouldn't have tried
to hog the victim...
Scalpel- It's not my fault you two don't know
how to...
Coleman T- What sick game are you up to Scorpio?
Scorpio- Just going to blackmail the Galactic
Senate into
Giving me Aldderan for a summer retreat
Coleman T- What do you need me for?
Scorpio- Nothing. That's why I gave you
to these guys
Well, I got a lot to do. You'd be amazed with
What I found out about Palpatine
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Ashla- 'Wait at the docking bay Ashla.
This is no place for
Little girls' Sometimes I wonder why I keep coming
To your rescue
Coleman T- Good, you're here. Now quickly,
undo the
Straps and we can finish our mission here
Ashla- I know what to do. We've been down
this road a
Few times now
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Coleman T- Now we need to find where
they put my
Lightsaber and...
Ashla- One step ahead of you there boss. I know
the drill
Very well now.
Coleman T- Uhh...Good. Now we can stop Scorpio
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Coleman T- Now stay behind me. Scorpio
is very dangerous
Ashla- I feel so safe being protected by the
guy who jumps
Every time he sees a fly
Coleman T- Hey, that buzzing they make is very
creepy
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Scorpio- I can't let you go any further
Coleman
Coleman T- Because I know too much about what
You are doing?
Scorpio- No, because I tire of capturing you
and then
Watching as your little sidekick there rescues you.
It gets real old, real quick.
Ashla- I'm not a sidekick. I'm his assistant
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Scorpio- The time has come to end this.
Ashla- Someone's compensating here.
Scorpio- What was that?
Ashla- Nothing
Coleman T- Uhh...I don't think that lightsaber
is regulation
Size. You need to go get one sized right before I
Can duel with you
Scorpio- Get real. Fight or die.
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Coleman T- Ashla, I could use some help!
Ashla- 'You are too young and inexperience to
carry a
Lightsaber. You will need to watch me in battle many
Times before you are ready to fight yourself.' So I'm
Going to just sit back and watch the expert go at it.
Coleman T- I really hate it when you quote me.
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Coleman T- Ha Scorpio, your weapon is
too large to
Be able to be used in this tight space.
Scorpio- You mean my hall of death?
Coleman T- That's why there's a spiked wall in
here then?
Scorpio- It's decorative and functional
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Coleman T- Ashla won't just let you kill
me.
Ashla- Actually I think Mr. Scorpio here might
be on
To something. He's obviously more with it than
Some washed up Jedi
Coleman T- WHAT!? I'm not washed up!
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Ashla- So what do you say? Can
I join your organization?
Scorpio- Well, you do seem to have a good head
on your
Shoulders and are really good at getting past my
Security. Why not? You're in.
Coleman T- No! I won't allow it. You're
not allowed to join
Up with evil masterminds
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Ashla- Oh look, there's something on
your shoe. Let me
Clean it to show you just how loyal I am
Coleman T- What are you doing?! You won't do
your own
Laundry and your going to clean his shoes?
Scorpio- As nice as the offer is, you can get
up. I have
Droids for that kind of work.
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Scorpio- What are you doing?
Ashla- You told me to get up. Maybe I should
have let go
Of shoe first. Oh well.
Scorpio- Not again!
Ashla- Have fun in your own dungeons.
Coleman T- Ouch, sharp spikes piercing the skin.
Ouch, ouch, ouch hurry up.
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Ashla- Okay, you can come out of there
now. I threw him
Down the pit.
Coleman T- That was quick thinking there. You
might prove
Worthy of becoming a Jedi Agent someday
With that kind of thinking
Ashla- Yeah, yeah. Now let's erase his
computers
And go home.
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Coleman T- Today we have triumphed over
a great evil and
Saved the galaxy from...
Ashla- You're standing on a trap...
Coleman T- Shhh. Don't interrupt when I'm
giving a speech
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Coleman T- A little help here.
Ashla- Why couldn't they have assigned me to
help
Obi-Wan and Anakin. At least they're both
Really cute
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