Recipes (for disaster)

 
 
There's always room at the Greyland Message Board Tea party so pull up a chair and have a cup of tea...
"Earl Grey(eyes) Tea (hot)"

Earl Grey(eyes) gets its unusual flavour from oil of bergamot, made from the peel of the Canton orange. It has a China black orange pekoe tea base, and its long-rolled leaves have been sprayed with oil of bergamot, a citrus plant from Sicily. Steep at a water temperature just below boiling. Best served in a china cup...and black. 
As an accompaniment may we suggest our own "Tea Party" favourite ...and our first recipe~

 

"Cucumber Sandwiches (Trad.)"
THERE'S NOTHING QUITE LIKE A CUCUMBER SANDWICH ENJOYED AT A PICNIC BY THE SEASIDE ...THERE'S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT THE SALTY, CRUNCHY, MOISTNESS OF THE CUCUMBER ...MINGLED WITH THE GRITTINESS OF SAND.

     Ingredients:

     1  cucumber
     1 loaf white bread, sliced
     1 stick sweet butter
     salt and pepper to taste

Peel cucumber and slice  thinly. Salt rounds lightly and place in colander for 15 minutes to drain. Press to release water; pat dry with paper towels.

Spread sliced bread  with softened sweet butter. Put 2 layers of cucumber
slices on bottom slice, salt and pepper to taste, and top with another buttered slice. Press lightly with palm of hand. Cut all
crusts off with a sharp knife. Cut sandwiches in half diagonally.
(Sand to taste.)
 
 
 
 

 Marnie





 
"Southern Cucumber Sandwiches"

INGREDIENTS

                          1 large cucumber, peeled, seeded, and grated
                          1 (8 oz) package cream cheese, softened
                          1 Tbsp. Hellmann's mayonnaise
                          1 small shallot, minced
                          1/2 tsp. Seasoned Salt
                          1/3 tsp. minced garlic
                          1/2 tsp chili powder
                          1 (16-oz.) loaf white sandwich bread
                          Garnish: thin cucumber slices
 

 Drain cucumber well, pressing between layers of paper towels to remove ALL water and  moisture.
 Stir together grated cucumber and next 4 ingredients. Spread mixture evenly over half of bread slices. Top with remaining bread slices.  Trim crusts from sandwiches and cut in fourths

 YIELD: 8 sandwich rounds
 
 
 

 


Owoo ...the Wolfman of Canada

"Manatoulin Wild Rice Burgers"
(adapted from a recipe by Ojibway chef David Wolfman)

1 cup cooked white rice
1 cup cooked wild rice
1/4 cup all-purpose flour
1/4 cup seasoned breadcrumbs
2 large eggs
1 grated carrot
3 tablespoons finely chopped green onions (also called scallions)
2 to 3 Tablespoons Parmesan cheese
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon white pepper
1/4 teaspoon ground sage
1/2 teaspoon chili powder (to taste)

Preheat oven to 350 degrees F.

Mix together well.  Wet the palms of your hands and form into about 10
medium sized "burgers" about 1/2 inch thick.  Bake on a lightly oiled (use
Pam spray) baking sheet, about 30 minutes.

Serve as a side dish, or on hamburger buns.  The burgers taste good served
with some ketchup or salsa.

They can also be broiled or grilled.  Baking makes them a bit more moist.
 
 
 
 

 



Yet ANOTHER RECIPE ADAPTED FROM DAVID WOLFMAN'S REMARKABLE FUSION COOKING ...BUT RATHER SADLY MISHEARD AND THUS, MANGLED.

 “Aboriginal Wild Rice Wedge”

A bunch of Wild Rice (about a cup, I think)
A bunch of white rice (another cupful)
Assorted greens (dandelion leaves, arrugala,  and something else that
grows in Northern Ontario but he didn’t say what, kinda looked like
overgrown grass which apparently could be used to make baskets too
...thank goodness all my grass is dead or Mitch may have found me
pulling up the crab grass by the handful then trying to coerce him to try a
nibble!)
Two eggs,
Bundle of chopped sage
Various herbs ... rosemary
peppercorns,  garlic
Olive oil
Balsamic vinegar
Red pepper
Green Pepper
Yellow pepper
Celeriac ( he showed this, explained what it was ....but I don’t think
he actually used it ....I could be wrong so those who are adventurous shove
it in somewhere!)
As a garnish (and  whilst waiting for the rice to boil) make some cherry tomato 
and radish flowers!

Boil the wild rice for about an hour ...the white rice doesn’t take so
long so only boil it for about half an hour. In the meantime finely chop
some of the different peppers (about a quarter of each ....if you have
big ones ...if not, get more!) When the wild rice and the white rice  are
cooked strain them well and mix together in a bowl adding some chopped
sage, ground peppercorns ...and any other seasonings you fancy. Add the
chopped peppers and then the two eggs (binding agent) mix well together.
On a baking tray, on some oiled wax paper, form the rice mixture into a large
square about an inch or so deep. Bake in the oven (He didn’t say what 
temperature or how long ...so just take a stab at it .....350 degrees? 20 minutes?)
He also suggested an alternative ...adding breadcrumbs, forming them
into patties and making veggie burgers. 
While the square is baking, finely (finally?)chop a clove of garlic, add it to a
spoon of dijon mustard (in a bowl, sheesh) , add chopped sage, rosemary,
peppercorn. Whisk it together, slowly add balsamic vinegar (about a cup
and a half, I think) and continuing to whisk, add a glob of maple syrup
to balance the flavour and drizzle in (some) olive oil. It should make a
nice glazed, honey coloured mixture. Set aside
Cut the remainder of the peppers into big triangles and gently, gently,
gently, (just show them the flames to scare ‘em) pan fry them  in a tad
of oil ... to keep the bright colours.
Remove the rice square from the oven, cut into wedges, and arrange it on
an attractive serving dish along with a variety of greens (just take a
stab at them ...it  looked like one of them was iceberg lettuce), the
peppers and a ladle of the sauce/vinaigrette surrounding but not poured
over the wedge.
Looked great! It’s the one in the middle above...
Hope you enjoy it ...or are brave enough to try it without the proper
quantities!
Marnie:)
PS Consider this ...I am one of the world's worst cooks so my estimates
may be WAY off!! heheheh
 
 
 




The haggis is a flightless,  bonny bird. Once almost extinct in it's native Scotland this wily survivalist is making a comeback. While easily recognizable by it's colourful head and breast plumage and all-over grey furze ...it's actually a remarkable example of adaptation as it's habitat has been encroached upon by the  many Highland Gatherings and it is thus camouflaged amidst the forest of hairy knees and multi-coloured kilts. 
Another sign of this avian's adaptive abilities is the obvious shortening of one leg ...this enables it to run very, very quickly over the mountainous terrain....providing, of course, that the short leg is on the uphill side!!!

"Easter Haggis:  Duncan McLeod's favourite":

1 sheep's paunch
heart, lung and liver of sheep
2 packages yellow Easter Peeps
salt
white pepper
black pepper
1 pound beef suet
1/8 tsp nutmeg (or less to taste)
2 onions, chopped
6 oz. oatmeal, toasted
3/4 pint beef stock

Clean the paunch thoroughly and then turn it inside out.

First pierce the liver and heart.
Boil the lung, liver and heart until tender. While you are doing this,
put the windpipe over the edge of the pot, draining into another receptacle.

Set the Peeps out  with their eyes averted from the cooking area (we don't
want to alarm the little fellows)

Chop the meat extremely fine; grate the liver. Mix the meats with the
spices, onions, suet and oatmeal and Peeps. (Save three lucky Peeps for
garnish) Mix in the stock and then stuff into the paunch.

NOTE: the oatmeal will enlarge as it absorbs the liquid, so leave extra
room. Sew the paunch up and then prick it with a needle. Boil in water
for 3 hours.

To re-heat, wrap in foil and bake in the over for around 2 hours; since the
paunch could break, this will save the filling!

Note:  The three Peeps that are saved and used for a garnish, will have a
silly look of relief or a look of abject horror on their little faces.


"Peeps"













Theresa

PS This recipe actually works ...if you leave out the peeps....or try this one...
 
"Pan Haggis" (for those who just can't stomach it!) 

         450 g (1 lb) lamb shoulder or breast, cut into pieces, or use
                 ground lamb

                 225 g (1/2 lb) lamb liver, cut into pieces 
                 125 mL (1/2 cup) water 
                 1 small onion, coarsely chopped 
                 1 large egg 
                 3 mL ( 3/4 tsp) salt 
                 3 mL ( 3/4 tsp) ground black pepper 
                 2 mL (1/2 tsp) sugar 
                  0.5 mL ( 1/8 tsp) ground cloves 
                 0.5 mL ( 1/8 tsp) ground nutmeg 
                 250 mL (1 cup) old fashioned rolled oats

Heat oven to 175 C (350 F). Grease a 21.75 by 11.25 cm (81/2 by
41/2 -inch) loaf pan. In food processor with chopping blade, process
together half the lamb, liver, water, onion, egg, salt, pepper, sugar, ginger,
cloves and nutmeg until well combined. Add remaining half of the lamb
and the oats; process until well combined. 

 Spoon lamb mixture into the greased pan; pat surface to level. Bake 45
to 55 minutes or until centre feels firm when gently pressed. Cool 5
minutes in pan; unmould onto platter; slice and serve. (Accompanied by bagpipes)

Serves 6. 
 




MAYBE SOME JASMINE RICE TO JAZZ THIS UP??

"Earl Grey(eyes) Tea Rice"

Yields: 3 cups

Ingredients:

                        1 cup Japanese rice
                        3 teaspoons Earl Grey tea, ground in a blender or spice
                        grinder until it is a powder
                        1 teaspoon salt
                        Fresh ground pepper

 Rinse the rice under running water until the water runs clear. Then put it in a small pot with one cup of water and let it soak for thirty minutes. Stir the rice well and turn on the flame to high. let the rice come to a boil and then stir well again turn flame down to the lowest flame possible cover the pot with a tight fitting lid and let cook for 11 minutes. Then move the rice off the heat and let sit, still covered, for five more minutes. Let the rice cool for 10 minutes then stir in the Earl Grey tea, and the salt and pepper. Taste and adjust the seasoning.





 
"Bunuelos"

1 Tsp dry yeast  + 1/2 cup warm water
1 Tsp sugar
(optional: 1 Tsp of anise seed)
Pinch of salt
3 Eggs
1/2 cup of warm milk (approximately)
Enough white flour to make the dough.

Prepare the yeast in the warm water, with the sugar and pinch of salt, until it bubbles (about 20 minutes).  Add the eggs and rest of the ingredients. 
Amount of flour will vary, but add 1/2-cup at a time until you get a good consistency.  Knead the dough well on a floured surface.  Let rise in an oiled bowl (cover the bowl with a towel, loosely) until it doubles in volume.
Take smallish balls of dough, and with oiled fingers stretch each ball to about 4 inches in diameter, and fairly thin.  Poke a hole in the middle.
Fry in hot oil, shortening (or lard if you can afford the calories) until puffy and lightly golden.

Bunuelos are traditionally served with "miel de chancaca," a syrup made of a 
special raw, hardened sugar cane boiled in water with cinnamon sticks. 
Since we can't get that in North America, we just heat Log Cabin brand pancake syrup in a saucepan with a cinnamon stick.  Pour the syrup on the hot frybread and 
pig out to your heart's (but not your cholesterol's) content!!  You can also 
drizzle honey on them or serve homemade hot chocolate with them on a
cold winter evening.

Obviously, our waistlines cannot afford these Bunuelos more than a couple of 
times a year, Caramba!!




"Wild Rice Salad"

Use plain wild rice (not a wild rice/regular rice combination)

Prepare 6-8 oz wild rice according to package directions. Do not over cook, you do not want it too soft. DO NOT ADD SALT.  It interferes with the poppin' of the rice.

Combine wild rice with approximately ~
1/3 cup of chopped scallions
1/2 cup of pumpkin seeds
1/2 cup of dried cranberries (cranraisins)
about 1/4 cup of REAL maple syrup
salt (vary to taste,  I never measure)
optional- splash of a fruit vinegar 

Tastes best at room temperature

=====
Sken:nen kowa
Sandy
 
 
 
MIGHTY GOOD WITH TROCKS!!

"Pasta Salad with Earl Grey(eyes) Tea Vinaigrette"

 Deep, rich-tasting tea is the perfect ingredient to take the place of fat  in salad dressings and marinades. This tea-based mixture can be used as a marinade for meat or fish, for flavouring stir-fries, as a basting sauce for grilled vegetables, or as a vinaigrette for green and pasta salads.

Dressing/marinade:

                      1/2 cup strong Earl Grey tea  125 mL
                     2 tbsp orange juice  30 mL
                      1/2 tsp granulated sugar 2 mL
                      1 tbsp rice wine vinegar 15 mL
                      1 tbsp minced shallots 15 mL
                      1  clove garlic, minced
                      1/4 tsp each salt and pepper
                      2 tbsp sesame oil  30 mL
                      1/4 cup chopped fresh basil  50 mL

 Salad:

                      4 cups cooked fussili or other short pasta  1 L
                      1 cup each red and green pepper, diced  250 mL
                      1 cup red onion, finely chopped  250 mL
 

 Place tea, orange juice and sugar in a small sauce pan or skillet and bring to boil; reduce to about 2 tbsp/30 mL.
Combine tea mixture, vinegar, shallots, garlic, salt, pepper and sesame oil. Stir in basil. [Can be made up to 2 days ahead. Doubles easily].
In large bowl, toss together, pasta, peppers and onion; drizzle overdressing and toss to combine. Taste and adjust seasoning, if necessary.
 Makes 4 to 6 servings.




 
Now for something completely different

"Sonja's Famous Bomber Frybread"!!








(Used as paving stones, weapons, and artillery, all over Greyland!)

Open all doors and windows...making this frybread can be an explosive
experience!!

Take 16 pounds of rough ground bread flour
5 cups of salt
10 blocks compressed yeast
water

1.  Mix flour and salt
2.  Don't bother to dissolve the blocks of yeast in sugar...just crumble 'em
up into the flour and salt mixture.

(It's important that you DON'T wash your hands before this next step...any
dirt on your hands is considered 'flavouring')
3.  Dig hands deep into mixture and make sure crumbled yeast is well mixed
through the flour.
4.  Add water a few dashes at a time, mixing constantly with your hands
until a doughy consistency is achieved.

Now its time to use your elbows and feet
5.  Turn dough out onto flat surface (I find the floor works very well)
6.  Remove shoes and using elbows and bare feet start kneading the dough,
adding fistfuls of flour when needed to prevent the dough from sticking to
floor, feet and elbows.
7.  Allow to rise for one hour. (here is where the windows and doors need to
be open...this dough needs space!!!)
8.  After one hour, punch and kick the dough once again. (You'll HAVE to do
this in order to gain access to your kitchen again.)
9.  Heat oil in a very large pan.
10. Breaking clumps of dough about the size of a video tape, shape them into
any interesting shape you desire, and place them one at a time into the oil.
11. Allow to cook till golden brown.
12. Remove from oil and drain.

You should have enough of Sonja's famous frybread to pave your entire
yard...AND your neighbour's!!!  Enjoy!

PS:  For an interesting 'mottled' effect on the bread, add 3 pounds of
raisins to dry mixture.



 HOW ABOUT A MORE TRADITIONAL FRYBREAD, HMMM?

"INDIAN FRYBREAD"(from the Smithsonian)

INGREDIENTS:
4 Cups flour
1 Tsp baking powder
1 Tsp salt
2 Cups buttermilk (if you use plain milk instead leave out the baking soda)
A Pinch of baking soda
2 Cups vegetable oil or shortening

In a large bowl, mix together the flour, baking powder, and salt.  Make a hole in the centre of the mixture and pour in the buttermilk and baking soda.  Knead the dough
until it is smooth (a few minutes) and shape into a ball. 
Press it out with your fingers or roll it out until it is about one-half inch thick.
Using a cup or glass turned upside down, cut the dough into rounds.
Add the oil to a deep pot and  heat it until the oil is hot (but not smoking).
Fry the rounds, a few at at time for about three to four minutes, until light 
brown.  You will have enough for four people.

You can eat it plain, with powdered sugar or honey, or you can make it into 
an Indian taco.

 

MMMM, FRESH SHRIMP JUST CAUGHT OFF ADAM BEACH THERE IN GREYLAND:

"Sauté of shrimp with Earl Grey(eyes) Infusion"








Yield: 12 servings

                 1 Ripe papaya, peeled, diced
                 1 Lime zest and juice
                 1 Red onion minced
                 1 Fresh cilantro, chopped
                 1/2tsp  Coarse ground black pepper
                 84 Raw headless Mexican shrimp,    -peeled and deveined
                 4 Red bell peppers, roasted-and peeled
                 3 c Hot water
                 6 Earl Grey tea bags
                 60    Asparagus spears, 2" long
                 2  Oranges, zest and juice
                 6 oz Olive oil
                 2 T  Ginger root, minced
                 2 T  Shallots, minced
                 5 c  Court bouillon
                 3 c  Couscous
                 1oz Olive oil

Prepare the papaya salsa first to allow flavours to combine. Place  papaya, lime
zest and juice, red onion, cilantro and black pepper  into small mixing bowl; stir 
and allow to marinate until service.

Start by cleaning the Mexican shrimp.  Next roast and peel the red bell peppers.
Cut them  into large pointed strips about 1" wide and reserve for service.

Steep the Earl Grey tea bags in hot water and allow the flavour to  extract until
time for de-glazing.

Prepare asparagus, oranges, ginger root and shallots.

Bring court bouillon to boil. Add couscous and olive oil. Cover and  remove
from heat.

In 2 12" sauté pans heat olive oil. Sauté the ginger, shallots and
shrimp together. Sear shrimp 2 minutes and turn over. Add asparagus
and roasted pepper. De-glaze with the Earl Grey tea, add the orange
zest and juice; reduce for 2 minutes.

Place a timbale mould of couscous at top of entree plate. Place a
melange of shrimp, asparagus and red pepper around base of plate and
baste with tea sauce. Accompany with a tablespoon of papaya salsa
next to the couscous. Serve immediately.

 



Now, you may have seen various mentions of 'Trocks' as an ingredient in these  recipes ...there is a pitched Greyland battle on-going as to what these actually are ...but we've been assured that the following is THE most definitive Trock recipe (however the next entrant disagrees ...but read on and you decide!)

 'Trocks' (it's a dessert ...naturally)

           1 cup water
           1/2 cup stick margarine or butter
           1 cup all-purpose flour
           4 large eggs
          Cream Filling or sweetened Whipped Cream Powdered sugar

1.Heat oven to 400 degrees
2.Heat water and margarine to rolling boil in 21/2-quart saucepan. Stir in flour; reduce heat to low. Stir vigorously over low heat about 1 minute or until mixture forms a ball; remove from heat.
3. Beat in eggs, all at once; continue beating until smooth. Drop dough by scant 1/4 cupfuls about 3 inches apart onto ungreased cookie sheet.
4. Bake 35 to 40 minutes or until puffed and golden. Cool away from draft. Cut off top third of each puff and pull out any strands of soft dough.
5.Fill puffs with Cream filling; replace tops. dust with powdered sugar. Cover and refrigerate until serving. Refrigerate any remaining dessert. (Yeah, right, I usually eat it before it gets to the refrigerator.)

Carol



No No No ...that's not right!!! These are TROCKS......

"Trocks"

Trocks can variously be your favourite recipes for biscuits/scones with whatever yummy additives (such as chocolate bits, nuts, dried fruits) you want to add; dumplings; dim sums (steamed or deep fried) filled with ... beefcake, or sweet stuffing ... also the ingredients for haggis; rock cakes -- sweet, largish, humpy-looking, hard biscuits; spotted dick -- a vanilla cake with lots of raisins; and, of course, none of the above.

They have been used to cosh people into submission; as disci (plural of discus, I'm told) in the Highland Games; worn strung together as jewellery, or singly as rings; as substitute game pieces (when certain people have gotten angry and thrown authorized bits across the garden so key components of same have disappeared); as pacifiers/dummies for anxious women; as worry beads; substitute hammers; projectiles in heated discussions; things to put in Speedos.

They can be soft or hard, depending on intended usage; with or without hair; sentient and/or about as intelligent as a stick; make great pets (absolutely obedient, no discipline required); always willing to be stroked; can be neglected for extremely long periods of time without getting into a 'mood', feigning a headache or disappearing over or under the nearest fence to meet up with another trock in heat.

All in all, TROCKS are versatile little critters whose uses evolve daily.
 

Zan



HOW APPROPRIATE FOR OUR FAVOURITE CANADIAN ACTOR...

 "Canadian Maple Pie with Earl Grey(eyes) Tea"

                                Makes 1 - 9 inch pie
                                1 recipe pastry for a 9 inch single crust pie

                                3 eggs
                                7/8 cup light brown sugar
                                3/4 cup real maple syrup
                                6 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted
                                1/4 cup brewed tea
                                6 1/2 teaspoons cider vinegar
                                1 pinch salt
                                3/4 cup toasted chopped walnuts
 
 

                                Directions

1  Roll out the dough, and fit it in a 9 inch pie pan. Crimp the edges. Chill while     preparing filling.
2 In a bowl, whisk together the eggs and sugar. Add the syrup, butter, tea,
vinegar, and salt. Whisk until smooth. Stir in the nuts.
3 Place the pie shell on a cookie sheet, and pour the filling into the shell. Bake in  a preheated 450 degree F (230 degrees C) oven for 10 minutes. Lower the
heat to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C), and bake until the centre is still a bit
wiggly. It will set completely when cooled, about 25 minutes. Cool, and serve with sweetened whipped cream. 



Tarantula's Favourite snack 

 "Chocolate Covered Tarantulas"
(what else?.....)








Ingredients 
 

                                I pkt Pretzel sticks
                                24 milk chocolate candy kisses
                                1 (1.69 ounce) package mini candy-coated chocolates
                                1 pkt unsalted mini-crackers or favourite cookies.
 

                                Directions

1 Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
2 Place crackers on baking sheets. Break pretzel sticks and arrange on the crackers like legs. (Using super glue at this point is tempting .....but don't!) Unwrap candy kisses and place one in the center of each cracker.
3 Place in preheated oven 1 to 2 minutes, until kisses melt. Remove from oven
and place one candy-coated chocolate in the center of each pretzel. Chill in
refrigerator until set. (If still not enough chocolate for you - you can then dip them in melted chocalete and allow to set again!)
 
 
 

 



 
I THINK I DIED AND WENT STRAIGHT TO CHOCOLATE HEAVEN:

"Earl Grey Chocolate Cake" (from the Guggenheim Museum)








12 servings

for cake:
      2 Earl Grey tea bags
      2/3 cup boiling water
      8 ounces bittersweet or semisweet chocolate, chopped
     2/3 cup orange marmalade
     1 cup unsalted butter, room temp
     1 cup sugar
     6 large eggs
     1/3 cup chopped walnuts
     1 teaspoon vanilla extract
     2 cups flour
     1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder

for glaze:

     1/2 cup whipping cream
     6 ounces bittersweet or semisweet chocolate, finely chopped

For cake: heat over to 325 F. Place rack in centre of oven. Butter a 10-inch diameter tube pan (the kind shaped like an angel foodcake pan). Place tea 
bags in glass measuring cup.  Pour 2/3 cup boiling water over. Let stand
5 minutes. Remove tea bags, squeezing liquid into cup. Let tea cool to
room temp.

Melt chocolate in double boiler set over simmering water, stirring until
smooth. Remove and cool to room temp. Puree marmalade in food 
processor until almost smooth, set aside.

Using electric mixer, beat butter and sugar until light and fluffy. Add
eggs 1 at a time, beating well after each addition.  Stir in melted chocolate, marmalade, walnuts and vanilla. Mix flour and baking powder in a
medium bowl. Beat flour mixture and tea alternately into chocolate
mixture in 2 additions each (do not overbeat).

Pour batter into prepared pan. Bake until tester inserted near centre of cake comes out with some moist crumbs attached, about 1 hour 10 minutes.
Transfer to rack and cool 10 minutes.  Using sharp knife, cut around edges
of cake to loosen. Turn out cake onto rack and cool.

For glaze: bring cream to a boil in small saucepan, remove from heat. Add chocolate and let stand 2 minutes. Stir until smooth; cool slightly.

Place cake on platter and spoon glaze over, allowing glaze to drip down the sides. Can be made 1 day ahead; cover with cake dome and store at room temp.
 



WHAT ON EARTH IS A GANACHE AND WHY SHOULD I CARE???

"Earl Grey(eyes) Tea Ganache"








           MAKES ABOUT 2 CUPS

               2 tablespoons corn syrup (optional, see Note)

               1 1/4 cups whipping cream

               2 tablespoons Earl Grey tea (loose tea)

               2 cups dark chocolate (such as Valrhona 56 percent cacao), chopped

               1/3 cup milk chocolate (such as Callebaut), chopped

               4 tablespoons (1/2 stick) unsalted butter (softened)

1. Place corn syrup in a saucepan. Add cream (do not stir) and bring to a boil.
 Add tea, remove from heat immediately, cover and allow to infuse in a warm place  15 minutes.

 2. Place chocolate in a mixing bowl. Strain infused cream over the chocolate; press the tea well to extract all flavour. Whisk the ganache, warming if
necessary to melt  all chocolate.

 3. Add the butter bit by bit and whisk thoroughly to incorporate.

 Note: Corn syrup helps ganache hold its moisture. Use it if you plan to store the
candy for some time.

 




SOUNDS DELICATE AND LOVELY, LIKE ALL LOYAL CITIZENS OF GREYLAND ARE SUPPOSED TO BE:
 
 

"Apricot Earl Grey(eyes) Ice Cream"








                                1.00 c  Dried apricots  -(about 6 oz.)
                                0.33 c  Granulated sugar
                                2.00 tb Granulated sugar
                                1.50 c  Whole milk
                                2.00 tb Earl Grey tea leaves
                                1.50 c  Heavy cream
                                1.00 pn Salt
                                4.00 lg Egg yolks
                                1.00 tb Apricot brandy or  -Cointreau

In a small heavy saucepan, combine the apricots, 2 tb. of the sugar and 2/3 c. water.  Bring to a boil over moderate heat. Reduce heat to moderately
low and simmer, uncovered, until apricots are tender, 10 to 12 minutes.

Transfer apricots and any remaining liquid to a food processor and puree
until smooth, scraping down the sides of the bowl once or twice. Set aside.

In a heavy medium saucepan, combine milk and tea leaves. Warm over low heat
until milk is hot.  Remove from the heat; let steep for 5 minutes. Strain
the milk through a fine-meshed strainer.

Return milk to the saucepan and add the heavy cream, remaining 1/3 c. sugar
and salt.  Cook over moderate heat, stirring frequently with a wooden
spoon, until sugar is completely dissolved and the mixture is hot, 5 to 6
minutes. Remove from the heat.

In a medium bowl, whisk egg yolks until blended. Gradually whisk in one-
third of the hot cream in a thin stream, then whisk the mixture back into
the remaining cream in the saucepan. Cook over moderately low heat,
stirring constantly, until the custard lightly coats the back of the spoon,
5 to 7 minutes; do not let boil. Immediately remove from the heat and
strain the custard into a medium bowl. Set the bowl in a larger bowl of ice
and water. Let custard cool to room temperature, stirring occasionally.
Whisk in the reserved apricot puree and the brandy until blended.

Cover and refrigerate until cold, at least 6 hours or overnight. Pour
custard into an ice cream maker and freeze according to the manufacturer's
instructions.



 

SHOULD GO NICELY WITH THAT CHOCOLATE CAKE:

"Earl Grey(eyes) Ice Cream"










                   Ingredients:

                  6 cups milk
                        1 vanilla bean
                        8 Earl Grey tea bags
                        1 1/2 cups sugar
                        24 egg yolks
                        1 1/2 cups sugar
                        5 cups cream

Split the vanilla bean open and scrape the seeds into a heavy, 1 gallon
pot. Put in the milk and 1 1/2 cups sugar and bring to a scald. Put in the
tea bags and let steep for 20 minutes. Set aside.

Using a tabletop mixer, place the yolks and sugar in the bowl and mix at
medium-high speed until the yolks are stiffened and are a pale, yellow
colour.

On low speed, gradually add about 2 cups of the hot milk and vanilla
bean mixture. Bring this mixture back to the pot.

Cook on medium-low heat until just thickened, and coats the back of a
spoon. Immediately strain through a fine strainer and chill overnight.
(Putting the tea bags back into the ice cream mixture.) This helps to
infuse the flavour of the tea into the milk and cream. Freeze according to
manufacturer's instructions.

Note: This is a larger batch and can be made in smaller batches. For a
stronger flavour, use more tea bags.



MARNIE, THAT SASKATOON BERRY BUSH IN YOUR BACKYARD WILL FINALLY COME IN HANDY:
 
 

"Earl Grey Sorbet with Fresh Berries"









              Earl Grey tea, scented with oil of bergamot,
                    makes a subtle and refreshing sorbet to serve
                    with sugar-coated fresh berries. This is a
                    wonderful way to serve season fresh fruits.

                    Serves 8

                    Earl Grey
                    3¼ cups water
                    1½ cups sugar
                    6 Earl Grey tea bags
                    juice of 1 lemon

                    Garnish
                    4 cups fresh strawberries
                    4 cups fresh blackberries
                    4 cups fresh blueberries
                    8 fresh grape leaves (optional)
                    sifted confectioners' sugar for dusting

To make the Earl Grey:In a large saucepan, combine the water and sugar
and heat over high heat until the sugar has dissolved. Remove from heat and
add the tea bags. Let steep at room temperature for 30 minutes, then remove
the tea bags and refrigerate the syrup until it is well chilled, 1 hour or more.
Add the lemon juice and freeze in an ice cream maker according to the
manufacturer's directions. When the ice cream is frozen, remove it from the
ice cream maker and place in an airtight container in the freezer to ripen for at
least 1 hour or up to 24 hours before serving.

To prepare the garnish: Cut the strawberries into flowers by cutting off the
stem end of each berry to form a flat surface. Stand the berries up on the cut
end, and use a paring knife to cut petals by making small cuts down through
the sides of the berries, almost to the base, first around the lower portion, then
around the next higher portion, leaving a standing centre. Or the berries may
be cut in parallel slices from the tip toward the stem end and fanned out.

To serve: Place a row of strawberries down the centre of each dessert plate.
Arrange a row of blackberries and blueberries on either side of the
strawberries. Place 1 grape leaf on the edge of each plate and add 2 small
scoops of the sorbet. Dust confectioners' sugar over the berries and the
plates. Serve immediately.



 


 
SO WHO’S CALLING US A BUNCH OF TARTS ANYWAY, EH???

"Pear-Almond Tart With an Earl Grey Sauce"








  The addition  of Earl Grey tea to the pears' poaching liquid give it a distinctive flavour - just perfect for  an afternoon tea party.
 

Ingredients:
 

   Crust
               1 1/2 cups    all-purpose flour
               1/3 cup sugar
               1/4 teaspoon salt
               1 stick cold unsalted butter, cut into 1/2-inch dice
               1 large egg
              1/2 teaspoon  vanilla extract
  Topping
                2 cups white wine
                2 Cups water
                1   cinnamon stick
                3/4 cup  sugar
                1/2 vanilla bean
                2 teaspoons  Earl Grey tea
                3  Bartlett pears, peeled, cored and halved

Almond cream
                1 cup  sliced almonds
                1/2 cup  sugar
                2 large eggs
                1 stick unsalted butter, room temperature
                1/2 teaspoon  almond extract
                2 tablespoons  all-purpose flour
 

 Method

 Make the crust
 1. In food processor fitted with metal blade, pulse flour, sugar and salt several times.

  2. Add butter, and pulse until mixture resembles coarse breadcrumbs. Add egg and vanilla and pulse until dough just forms a ball.

 3. Shape dough into a disk, wrap in plastic and refrigerate for 1 hour.

 Make the topping

 1. Bring all ingredients, except pears, to a boil in a large saucepan. Boil for
5 to 7 minutes. Strain and return liquid to pan.

  2. Add pears, lower heat to medium and poach 15 to 20 minutes or until tender. Remove to a plate to cool. Cut each pear half into 1/4-inch horizontal slices. Set aside.

 3. Reduce remaining liquid to 3/4 cup. Set aside.

Make the almond cream

1. Combine almonds and sugar in a food processor fitted with a metal blade. Pulse until mixture is finely ground; about 1 minute.

2. Add eggs, butter, almond extract and flour and process until smooth.

Assemble the tart

1. Place baking sheet on a rack set at lower third of oven and preheat to 350°F (180°C).

2. On a lightly floured surface, roll out dough to 1/8-inch thickness. Transfer to 10-inch tart pan with removable bottom. Gently press down especially where sides meet bottom. Run the back of a knife along pan's top to remove excess dough.

3. Spread almond cream in shell. Slip a spatula under sliced pear halves and place on top, stem ends pointing toward centre. Drag fingers along slices toward centre to elongate pears and fill in tart.

4. Place tart on baking sheet and bake for 30 to 40 minutes or until almond cream has risen and is golden brown. Transfer to wire rack to cool. To un-mould, place pan on a large can, let ring drop and slide tart onto a serving platter.

5. To serve, drizzle poaching liquid on plates then place slices on top.



HICCUP - PASS ME ANOTHER MUG, SOMEBODY, GOTTA WASH DOWN THOSE TROCKS IN THE VINAIGRETTE... 

"Hot mulled cranberry and bourbon punch"

              8 servings

              2 cups cranberry juice
              2 cups Earl Grey tea
              2 cinnamon sticks, broken
              a few whole cloves
              brown sugar to taste
              1/2 cup bourbon (optional)

Combine cranberry juice, Earl Grey tea, cinnamon sticks, and a few 
whole cloves in a non-stick   pan. Sweeten to taste with brown sugar 
and heat gently until just boiling. Remove from heat, add 1/2 cup 
bourbon (if desired) and ladle into cups. 
 
 




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