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You will observe, now, fair traveler, that
we approach
the south end of the land mass. Here you will
become familiar with our
fair country, and our amazing neighbours!
You will also note that the sea is
changing to a tranquil blue ...and is not,
in fact, infected by algae- it was just
a trick of the light, OK!
I hope you obediently left all sanity
and logic behind!
Onward ho, then!!
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This information will help you to better
understand the locals. In order to avoid insulting
1.All citizens must leave the shackles of 'reality' behind. There is no place for the normal rules of physical time and space here! 2. Everyone here maintains that the Hi-Greylander is a better actor than Sir Laurence Olivier, is a greater dancer than Rudolph Nureyev, and woe betide anyone who intimates otherwise! Punishment for violation is immediate expulsion from the country. 3. We blindly believe that the Hi-Greylander will NEVER cut his hair. You would do well to believe so too. If you should happen to hear he has done so ...or even seen pictures of the same you must check into the Greyland asylum for ...um ...re-conditioning! 4. We all love the Hi-Greylanders bod!! BUT it is inappropriate to say so more than once, that being upon arrival!! *grin*. Heavy 'drooling' is discouraged, though some 'swooning' is permitted (particularly when new 'small wonders' are posted from the art desk of Marnie). As most new arrivals are still suffering from a serious case of the 'vapours' caused by their first encounter with the Hi-Greylander's physique, we do make allowances for a short while. However, it is advisable to then nurture a less 'gushy and gooey' demeanor, saving said activities for your own pillow in the safety of your own home! Punishment for violation of this rule is 60 lashes with a wet noodle in the public square....all citizens being invited to participate! 5. Please keep our country CLEAN. Penalty for littering is a fine of G200-00 per piece of litter! 6. All Greylanders will learn the URL to Annie's Native Celebs voting booth, (and other booths as we hear about them) and vote regularly for the Hi-Greylander. 7. You are welcome to bring your pets, we are an animal loving people. Exception - no animals at Mooseheart Manor, the Hi-Greylander is allergic. The minister of Health, Mariel, is working on a cure for him, but as yet has not been successful.
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