CAROL:    Minister of the Environment, Chief Watcher of the Ozone Layer and Official Sun 

Screen Slatherer. Keeper of the Royal sun tan.
 

ZAN:    Newly imported Chief Masseuse and Keeper of the Aromatherapy Oils. Head 

Cheerleader of the Message Board, and poet laureate.
 

MARY:        Minister of Confections, and Head Chef at the Manor (although there have been

complaints that she has a chocolate chip cookie fetish, and MG has been heard to say that if he

sees one more 'CCC' he will not be held responsible for his actions! There is also the matter 

of the sudden weight gain of our dear mascot Havoc. Have the residents of the Manor been 

sneaking the excess 'CCC' supply to that dear canine? Soon he will not fit into his MGM cape!)
 

LISA :         Keeper of the Royal Wardrobe
 

SHANNELA:   Assistant Keeper of the Royal Wardrobe
 

KRICHELLE :          Personal Fitness trainer, Minister of Sports, Olympic Events and 

All Things Down Under! (Well the Olympics WERE in Sydney!) 
 

ERICA :        King's Body Guard / Minister of Defence
 

SONJA :        Attorney General (can someone PLEASE tell me what that means? There should

be someone else on the list much more suited to that position!!)  Keeper of the Celebrity Votes,

Campaign Manager for all voting battles with the BABES and Aardvarkians (works in close 

consultation with the Minister of Defence on this)
 

ANGELA :    Minister of Education and Social Affairs and Keeper of the Hair and Lips.....

 her workload includes not just the "Hi-Greylander" but extends to the whole population

... Marnie especially likes to have someone brush her hair and  smear vaseline on poor 

Havoc's bone chapped lips!
 

NESSIE :    Minister of Interior (Decorating) 
 

CHRIS :        Minister of Tourism
 

SNOW :        Minister of Technology and Y2K Troubleshooting (and a marvellous job she 

obviously did!)
 

MARNIE :      Minister of Arts and Culture.....Files and Web-sites.  Also Keeper of The 

Mascot (.....and a time consuming, back breaking task  that is!!!)
 

JULIA  :       Minister of Space and Aeronautics
 

MARIEL :      Minister of Health and "Ye Grey Alchemies" ...which is not only an anagram of 

Michael Greyeyes but her potions  give us an edge when battling the Babes at the voting booth.
 

LAUREN:      Minister of Finance and one of the "Lord High Keepers of the List".
 

HAVOC :      Official Mascot / Minister of Water Affairs / Minister of Parks and Recreation.
 

GIN:             Ambassador to Schweigeronia and founder of our Great Land!
 

RACHEL:  Minister of Entertainment and our Special Liaison with Hollywood. Uniquely 

qualified for this job as the girl with stars in her eyes. 
 

NANCY:   Minister of Equine Sports and Official  Keeper of the Royal Stud.