You may have many questions to ask.....so here in your 
'Greyland Citizenship Handbook' 
are some of the most common and  their....explanations!
 

From this point on the Goochmobile will be your standard mode of transport.
Some say she bares a vague resemblance to a certain well-known space-travel
vehicle familiar to most of us. But to us she is UNIQUE!

Although she is minute in size, she can comfortably carry all of us, along
with her crew, full galley and restaurant facilities (for the making and eating of
cucumber sandwiches and Earl Grey(eyes) tea), sauna, Jacuzzi, fully equipped gym, etc etc.

She is constantly used in our tall tales, to transport us to whatever destinations 
our vivid imaginations can take us. Unfortunately she often crashes (whether this is due to mechanical failure,  pilot error, or dubious Scottish design *Tee hee!* we can never quite establish) so has undergone many varied refurbishments -
Our dear Goochmobile's usual decor is, OF COURSE, Tartan!!! She used to be
decorated with a stunning, Shortbread Red 'Stewart', but after several experiments with a 'TROPICAL' theme, 
her owner, Marnie, has settled for her own unique design which she is hoping to mass produce through the "St. Andrew's Woolen Mill"!

The CREW are, of course, (what else?) MAGNIFICENT male specimens (tut tut, girls - ALL are figments of our imaginations!)... and standard WTS uniform is as follows : -

Bare torso (muscled and tanned) with tartan kilt, sporran, {you fill in the
usual bottom half of the Scottish male attire}, And what do our crew wear
under their kilts? Why NOTHING, of course!!!!