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"There he is, showing off
with that fancy accent of his....."
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"Well I-I-I have some 'accents'
of my own...accented cheekbones, accented eyebrow, accented eagle-eye stare,
accented EARRINGS..."
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"Hey! The name on
this page says ERIC SCHWEIG, buster....not Wes Studi!!!! Get Marnie and
Sonja to make you your OWN page!! ....and did they really need to include
a shot straight up me nose?!"
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"Let me get this straight,
Marnie and Sonja...you girls have SEEN my movies, but you are STILL Micheal
Greyeyes fans?"
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"So...what's he got that
I haven't?! I can do that "Anna, wash horse" look too...see!"
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"Ha! Move over Michael
Greyeyes...I INVENTED the 'sultry' look! And listen, buddy, I saw you in
"Stolen Women" and I reckon you could do with a couple of pointers in the
'kissing' department...."
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"First...you look into
the girls eye's...all sexy-like...then..."
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"......here, imagine this
gourd is the girl...."
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"Then ya just sit back
and look 'pensive'. Girls LOVE that."
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"C'mon...TELL me where
you got that smart haircut
.... AND those earrings...?!"
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"HA! Got me OWN 'do' now!
AND my earrings are even danglier than YOURS!!"
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"THIS'LL beat Michael Greyeyes'
lame "Rack of Lamb" hands down!"
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"...Then Michael will be
all 'my lamb was better', and I'll be all like 'who cares, my cheekbones
are higher than yours', and he'll be all like 'whatever!' and I'll be all
'MY fans are FUNNIER than YOUR fans', and he'll be all, 'haven't YOU been
to Greyland yet?!!' and I'll be all..... "
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"And that's when the psychologist
told me I may have...um...issues!"
Oy ...he's a bit close
to the fire
...WATCH OUT FOR SPARKS!!
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"So, I decided to get in touch with my inner
'hotness'..." |
See! ...warned 'im!!!
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"And turns out I'm so hot, man, that I BU-U-URN!!
Yeah baby!!" |
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"Yes, I KNOW my face is
melting...here, make yourself useful and hold my eyebrow for a moment while
I catch my chin!"
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"Dear Diary, So the girls
in my fanclub sent me off to Greyland. Well I'm here ...and I'm danged
if they'll get me to enter any Bare-chest competition! (This cow-skin jerkin
is as far as I'll go!)"
The Blue Zone
(tsk, tsk ...the colour , we
mean...what did YOU expect?)
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He's never gonna kiss her
...though he may give her the vulcan mind meld!
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Ok...maybe a tiny peck
on the forehead...BUT THAT'S IT!!
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"When I suggested we swap
spit that wasn't quite what I meant!!"
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to be continued......
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