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Blue Sonja ...that incomparable doyenne of crime fighting!! A Super Hero of the first water... well, she certainly makes her opponents eyes water ...hence the tissue stuffed bustier!! What ...you thought that was awesome South African cleavage? No fear, that was just her incredible thoughtfulness and her willingness to mop up crime. She never ventures out without making sure she's topped up with Scotties soft tissues (with lotion). She may be tough on crime but she's soft on noses. Amongst her Super Powers (besides making criminals so misty eyed they can't function) is her awe-inspiring chin hair ....look at her the wrong way and several razor sharp six foot long strands whip out and lash evildoers to within an inch of their lives. Speaking of lashing she's also never without her Super Noodle Whip ...just in case she's been too quick with  the Bic that morning ...or she's feeling a bit peckish.
 
 

Then there's just cute, lil ol' Super Marnie ...and gosh, well, she's just perfect!! (Yeah ...sure!)
Super Marnie......Super Hero of Greyland! You've heard of Super Man? Well, forget that muscle-bound freak ...here we have a package with twice the power in half the volume!! You may think being 3ft 6 is a draw back ....best not say it though or she'll bite your knees! How did she come by her power? It's a day that will live in infamy (at least that's what she said when the transformation first took place...."In fa' me, in fa' me ...they've all got it in fa' me!!") Mary was experimenting with a new and exciting way to make Hamburger Patties on the very day Mariel (The Wiccan Wench)  had come to visit. Mariel  fiddling with her "oofle dust" got a snot-locker full and not being too hygiene conscious happened to sneeze it into Mary's "Secret Sauce (Source)" mixture. The resultant concoction had secret powers which, when Marnie filled a couple of buns, turned her into the  remarkable hero we all know and love. The drawback being that she has to wear the patties next to her skin ...fortunately, being a  slender waif, there are a couple of spots ready made on her costume that otherwise wouldn't be filled!!
Super Marnie is not to be messed with! She is often seen with that red caped canine, the Greyland mascot, Havoc......and together with Blue Sonja form a formidable crime fighting team. (Warning ...do not stand under Havoc when he is flying over!!!)
 

© Marnie and Sonja, 2001