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Oz was sitting in the visitors lunchroom at Leo’s school he was more than a bit unsure, he had been invited, and he wanted to see how his friends were doing, he was sitting alone though, actually by his own will,.
Everyone else who sat down to enjoy a nice meal seemed to get eaten by either the short order cook, a tigerfoxtaur of some sort with a white hat on. Apparently the bill was huge and non payment was an eating offense, So the fur feasts, and then the cook did. He was hardly able to walk now, so the short orders took longer.
The second cause of people to vanish from there table was simply sitting with the wrong fur apparently, it all started nice and kind, soft chatter and small talk, and before you knew it the wolf or fox was waist deep in a Roo, or lion, or whatever..
Thirdly was probably the most ominous, furs names were called to come to the doctors office for a physical and in less than a minute there clothing was tossed back into the lunch room through a one way window, blocking what went on in that room. The pile of garments on the floor was getting dangerously tipsy.
Oz sighed and held his tummy, there was so much good food, and the cook had kept coming over to him, asking if he wanted such delicious things, promising a reasonable rate. He began to wonder if it was worth it a meal for a meal. He knew people weren’t eaten forever. It was somewhat comforting, but not enough.
The swinging doors to the lunchroom burst open, two furs clamoring through them, A fat Wolf and one of his good friends were clamboring toward him, Starfig was panting as he climed up the table and sat down, panting as if he had run for his life. His scales were blue with stripes, he had spines down his back, but right now he was just drained. Lupine sat down hard on one of the two remaining chairs and proved it wasn’t built for his mass at a sudden drop, the plastic shattered under his rump.
“OUCCHH” Lupine bellowed, as he held his tush “That hurt.”He slowly got to his feet and sat carefully on the one remaining chair, panting “God, that was the scariest”
“What happened?” Asked Oz
“We came to visit and ended up being chased by everything you can imagine, we thought we lost Pouncer but he popped up everywhere” Said Lupine “He moves awful fast too
“I didn’t even know about him” Said Starfig, Then this black shadow comes over me, My instincts took over and I nearly ran over Lupine here.
“Need food badly” Lupine moaned “I worked off my breakfast trying to run, and that’s not good for my health or waistline.
“Yes, what’s being served?” Said Starfig
“You if your not careful , the chef is really not playing fair, the bills are to high to pay”Said Oz
Everybody turned as the door opened, and then they muttered as Leo bent over and crawled in, on his hands and knees.
“eerrrf” could have sworn this was bigger, sorry did I crawl over someone, sorry, sorry” Leo pressed his way through the room, moving toward the three on his hands an knees then getting up to a sit, just barely avoiding hitting his head on the ceiling.
“erff.. Hi Leo” Said Oz “Your rather bigger than last time”
“Yeah, just had to teach a course, had to keep furs in line” He hicuped once “So Oz, I am glad to see you here, I got your letter about wanting to see how it’s done to be my breakfast”
“Er, I said I wanted to have breakfast with you to chat” Responded Oz
“OH”Said Leo
“Clever kitty rewriting words isn’t he” Lupine chuckled.
“Oh, but you look hungry?” Leo inquired
“Can’t afford to pay” Sighed Oz shrugging a bit and looking over to Kyreo, as he had a wolf half in his jaws”
“Ohh, Kyreo?” Leo said
“Murrphh” Said Kyreo looking at the huge lion as he struggled to get the customer down
“Give Lupine and his friends, free food, all he can eat” Leo said evenly
“Wicked! Super! Oz Said “Oh waiter!”
“Ohhh.. now what will I have” Lupine said
“Murrph” Kyreo nearly chocked as he heard the words, managing to gulp down his meal at last “FREEEEE, you can’t do that! That’s my job!”
“Kyreo, you will treat our friends here to free food and no bill
“Buttttt” Kyreo complained “That’s not fair…. They have to pay one way or the other, look at Lupine, that Fat wolf will probably eat us into a deficit.
“And you won’t” Said Leo
“I just eat deadbeats! Is it my problem we have a lot of them” Kyreo countered
“Oddd.. I could have sworn this decimal point in our menu was two over, short stack of pancakes 300$ seems a bit steep.: Leo mused
“It’s not my fault” complained Kyreo.
“looks like he used white out” Snickered Starfig.
“Look at his fingers, I see the white out on em” Shouted Oz
Kyreo hid his fingers behind his back and tried to look innocent, he burped up a shoe “Um, well um” he stumbled
“You will cook anything my friends want until there class’
“Class?” asked Oz
“Yes, Tang signed you, up and I’ll sign your two chums so your not alone”
“What class?” Asked Oz with dread
“Inflation” the lion said.
“Oh, that’s not so bad, lets start now” Said Lupine “ Garcon, A triple order of pancakes and make it snappy” he said smugly “And good syrup too.”
“Going to inflate yourself with food?” Asked Starfig innocently”
“Of course, might as well eat em outa house and home.”Said the Wolf
Leo tickled Oz’s tummy ‘Eat up, want you to be nice and happy before class, can’t go on an empty stomach, wouldn’t want you to eat up tang before class
“Me eat him” Oz blushed ‘I am not like that”
“But I am” Lupine grinned toothily “but right now I want some of those hotcakes “Hey taur, Double that order”
Kyreo mumbled a few curses “I’ll get you, I’ll remember you, I’ll tell Gallows” he turned around and slapped Lupine with his tail and made another belch “I just start to enjoy my job and he goes and screws it up making me work my paws to the bone”
“I am still here Kyreo” Leo said.
“Oh, deary me, did I forget that” Said Kyreo as he vanished into the kitchen.
“Now that I’ve got your meal set up what questions do you have Lupine?
“Oz smiled and laid back “How fat are you?”
“very very” Leo said
“Well that was a dumb question” Chuckled Lupine.
“So what do you do when you eat someone?” Oz asked
“I keep em inside me for a while, holding them close, bonding with them, then turn them into lion fat all over him, letting them reform in there rooms or in a more generic place if they aren’t student.” Leo responded.
“Hmm. Enough questions,I’d let you ask more but I’m so hungry” said Lupine, “where is that food”
“I’ll leave you to eat, I gotta set up the class anyway, be there or be drug there screaming” Leo said as he backed out of the lunchroom, leaving things a bit more a shambles then before he came but no major damage”
“Lets start to Chant for food” Said Oz with a snicker, They all nodded
“Why are we Waiting! Whyyy arrreee weee waittting” They started to chant a few minutes later the wide taur came out sneering, with three huge plates of pancakes one in each paw and one on his head
“Ahh good the serenade worked!” Lupine chuckled
“Here you are your majesties” Kyreo said with a sneer as he put plate one in front of Oz, one in front of Lupine” and took the other from his head.
“Hey I’ll be needing a lot more, I wrote down my order, you’ll need a trolly for it” Said Lupine and handed him a list as long as the Wolf’s arm
“Oh, just double that and it will be mine order
“Hey, is that my order of pancakes?” Starfig asked.
“Yes, even though you didn’t order any” Kyreo said and then turned the plate over on Starfig’s head, sending syrup and pancakes all over him “enjoy, and don’t make a mess, I’m not cleaning it up” Kyreo then took the list and scoweled, trudging off in anger”
“Think we pushed him to far?” Said Oz.
“No”Said Lupine with a chuckle
“Your not the one wearing breakfast” Said Starfig as he started to eat off himself.
“Mmm.. good stuff,. Bit hyper but cooks good” Said Oz
:”Yeah, Tang said he tasted good too” Said Oz
Lupine snickered and started to gobble down pancakes at a prodigious rate “MORE” he shouted.
Kyreo stumbled out with a immense trolley filled with hotcakes plowing it into the table and knocking it over “here! Eat from the ground you pigs!” he said in a flustered way “I’ll somehow get Leo to let me eat you all up, for getting me all sweaty and tired.” He turned around and went back to the kitchen “So many precious calories”
“mmm” said Lupine, stuffing himself “If the food here is this good I can see why Tang likes it.
The three furs started to work on the seemingly endless stacks of pancakes, all bellies filling but Lupine’s more than the others, he decided to stop small talk and just eat, the others discussed various things and the strange cryptic invites they had recived in the mail. By the time the Pancakes were in a better place Lupine’s tummy was hanging over his groin.
“You greedy glutons” Kyreo said As he wheeled out another trolly with all sorts of breakfast things “This is the last we have, I hope you all CHOKE!” Kyreo said and whimpered as he went back ‘All that lovely weight, they made me work it off. He turned around
“mmm. So much food” Lupine Said “Shove it in my mouth! This is how to inflate and stay that way for good!”
Oz chuckled and began to pour omelets into his jaws “Okay, you said so, lets see if we can burst you before class.”
“Ohh, yes, Leo would be very happy with us doing this to you” The reptile picked up bacon and started to stuff it into Lupine’s jaws
“MORE MORE MORE”Said Lupine, his voice muffled.
“Your wish Is our command” Oz laughted” Then maybe I’ll go have a chat with our iratable chef” He continued to shove all sorts of eggs into Lupine’s jaws
“Ohh, think you can handle all this Lupine” Starfig chuckled.”We might have to drag you to the class”
“Murrpph” Lupine said, his mouth stuffed”
“One for you, one for me” Oz started to enjoy the bounty a bit himself, leaning over the shrinking pile “Awww.. getting all messy on my belly”
“One for Lupine, One for me, one for me” Said Starfig, Following Oz’s Lead
“FEED ME MORE” Lupine bellowed as he struggled to stuff himself on his own “I don’t want to be alble to see my feet.
The three continued to stuff themselves, the rest of the students had left the room, classes beginning soon, but the three were focused entirely on making the small pile of food vanish, within ten more minutes there were a few healthy belches
“Mmm.. Delicious” Lupine said
“Couldn’t eat another bite. For now” said Oz “I gotta save room for class ya know!”
“Mmm… Now weren’t we supposed to be doing something? Said Starfig
“I belive the proper way to say it is , your are about to be hosed” said a cocky voice
“Eh?” Said Lupine looking around and trying to get to his
feet
”You didn’t think you would get away with this” Said another familiar voice
The three turned to see who had spoken shilouted against the
kitchen lights two figures were visible, with dramtic stylings one had a
humanoid shape, the other a taur, considerably smaller though, as they steped
out of the light the three got a much better look, both were dressed for
combat, wearing gear that more resembled a ghostbuster weapon than anything
normal. Combat Fatigues and everything. Kyreo was holding the heavy weapon in
two paws while Gallows held his in one paw. Both wore heavy backpacks
It’s time to slime em crewmate, this is one Trio that won’t be escaping the
iron paw of the otter”
”They have FLAMETHROWERS!” Lupine Said
“MY GOD” Said Oz, scrambling to get behind the table “Wait this is wood, that won’t help
Kyreo snickered “You should know better than to boss around the cook, cause you’re the next course!”
“I’ve had a yen for Roo for quite some time” Gallows chuckled
“We’ll have to split him then, and the wolf and the” Kyreo chuckled
“What is he”Gallows said
“I’ll go with Reptile” The taur replied
“Send for help, or reinforcements, the chefs gone mad” Starfig said, huddling with the others behind the table.
“Hose em down Private Mittens” Gallows said
“Don’t call me that!” Kyreo said “I asked for a code name change and you know it”
“Starfig, make a break for it, they seem distacted” Lupine Said
“No All at once” Said Starfig, they can only hit two at once.
“Good Idea” Said Oz “On the count of three” One.. Two..”
“Are they that dumb” Said Gallows
“Will have to see” Kyreo returned, aiming his weapon, locked and loaded.
“GOOooo” Said Oz.
Both Oz and Starfig slide out from opposite sides of the table and rose, in slow motion the two crew members tracked them and fired, huge thick gouts of sticky maple syrup ,arching and splattering hitting Oz on the back of the head and knocking him on his belly, hitting Starfig in the back and Stagering him
“Don’t cross the streams” Gallows barked” Holding down the trigger to Hose Oz as he advanced for a better aimed, sweep”
“He’s all mine” Kyreo said, struggling to keep his target in the stream, the gun a bit to heavy and to much recoil for his liking, ending up sweeping much of the room ahead of him. Still Starfig struggled to keep his footing, slipping twice before tumbling through the door.
Gallows slowly circled Oz, giving short shots now, keeping out of counter attack range “when you see the lion tell him him I iced his lunch” Oz got to his hands and knees and slowly made his way to the door, sliping and squirming out on his fat belly “I don’t even know if you’ll have time for a shower!” Gallows barked.
“Should we go after them” Kyreo asked
“Can’t you Count” Gallows whirled around, as Kyreo did the same, both holding the syrup cannons at Lupine, now on the wrong side of the table, he tried to grin
“What was that about me being a waiter” Crooned Kyreo
“Surely he didn’t say that, you’re the main course” Gallows purred
“I think he’d be an even Nicer one” Kyreo Said
“But the Lion wants him to get to class, I can’t just gobble him up, but Leo never said he couldn’t be very sticky indeed, He doesn’t have a pie hole, but he sure stuffed his pancake hole enough” Gallows put his finger on the trigger
“I Surrender” Lupine Said, holding his arms up “I’ll talk I’ll talk”
“So” Said Kyreo
“What?” Said Lupine
“Think that’s going to get keep you clean” Gallows chuckled toothily as Kyreo snickered..
“This is a war crime!” Lupine pleaded
“No.. .this is Breakfast” Gallows grimly grinned”……I’m going to commit an act of extreme Breakfast”
The Class had gathered, there were the three from the breakfast club, and for the most part they had found showers to get themselves half presentable, even though all smelled strongly of maple syrup. Also Present was the new Tang, Tang was standing, showing off muscles and a new form to his friends. After the situation in Pouncer’ stomach he had noticed the shapes he had gotten tended to be unstable, but he found this one just as impressive, even if he had shaved off most of his mane to have a unique look. Kyouti had managed to keep his meerkat self outa the stomachs of the other students for quite a while and was rather in a cocky mood, strutting around happily.
Starbelly the fat wolf had been inspecting the room, it was an old place, looking like something modeled after a WW1 Hanger, it was built for dirigibles, a very appropiate theming for the class activity. Leo was sitting in the middle smiling broadly as he observed both Lupine and Oz carrying a hefty weight of breakfast; Lupine especially apparently took him up on his offer of gorging.
“Nice to see you all made it, even if you decided to abandon one of the precious parts of lion hood Tang”
Tang blushed a bit swishing his tail”Awww.. I’m just not a conformist, I like to try out new things and new looks.”
“My you do look handsome though “Starbelly chuckled,” you change more than Leo”
“I don’t change that much” Leo blushed, but we are here to learn some interesting “methods of inflation, Lupine here is a prime example of the simple and to me most satisifing way, making a pig of himself. Do show it off Lupine”
Lupine smiles and held his big belly stretching some showing off his chunky legs and tush “See how good a meal can make ya look, I’m sure Leo knows it well, but I feel so heavy” Lupine said ‘Not that it’s a bad feeling”
“So what amazing way of inflation are you going to teach with these blimps” Asked Starfig.
“Well actually the first method we are going to work with is methane inflation” Leo spoke, he took a tube from a rack
“Methane?” Starfig asked “Cow Farts?”
“Yes, generally speaking, but more sanitary” Leo said amidst quite a few “eeewwwws:” you see we put this end in the but of… oh shit.. I ate the cow.”
“Great, just great! Leo!, Bring down the class on lesson one” Tang laughed “maybe I shoulda been back to a roo.”
“Well, Methane can come from any” He paused and suddenly shoved one end of the tube up Tang’s Backside ”fur who eats a lot of food
“Ywoowww” Tang said and bounced high” You coulda asked! He said
“Now that the producer of farts has been hooked up I just need to have a person to help demonstrate. Most took a few steps back. Starfig hadn’t moves as quick and found the other end of the hose in his lips jammed in. “Thank you for volunteering.”
Now Tang, you get down on all fours and spread your legs, and do your best to work up some farts, try not to have em to smelly.”
Tang moaned as he raised his tail, assuming the position “Ohh, I never have trouble with those, just comes with diet.
“Never going to get the taste out of his mouth” Kyouti said with a snicker “But worse ways to get bloated I guess”
“Like how” said Lupine, staring in horrified facination
“I don’t know, Molten lava or something” said the meerkat
“Mmmm.. fart inflation”Tang chuckled “big lion farts”
“Mrrphh” struggled Starfig. The tube started to bulge near Tang’s backside.
Starfig gulped, mouth tied to the tube he watched the bulges grow in the long length of hose, coming closer and closer to his mouth, he squirmed a bit, not exactly against but still a bit nervous as he stared at the fat furry tush producing gouts of inflation material;
:Now that we have the sanitary method of using Methane inflation “Said Leo
“Depends on if you clean the ends well between uses?” Said Kyouti
“Hope you Sterilize them” Said Lupine, watching cautiously
“Sterilization?” Asked Leo innocently, picking up a dictionary “stare, stereo? You want me to turn them into Stereos? He asked innocently.”
“Errff”Moaned Kyouti “It means clean, you stupid kitty”
“Murrphh” Squirmed Starfig as the first bulge slide into his mouth, inflating his face, then sliding visibly down his throat. “Tastes..” He was muffled as another large bulge slide into his mouth
“Tang, you did read the letter not to eat any spicy foot today right?” Asked Leo
“What Letter” said Tang innocently.
“Yeah, what letter?” Added Kyouti
“I could have sworn I sent it around to the class, on the back of the diet menu..
“Opse… I never read those”
‘I want to be enviormentally friendly I have to use both sides right
“Prrrubburtt” that was a big one” moaned Tang “Well I had such a spicy lunch…and dinner, and breakfast.”
“Maarr” Moaned Starfig
Lupine held his head and sighed “Tang! You probally knew all the time, you can be evil at times.
“Purrbbuurtt” Made Tang Again, the hose up his tush making bigger, and probably smellier farts, Starfigs stomach began to swell a bit more. “Ohh… Beans!”
:Sure hope that plug is holding” Said Kyouti, Moving around to inspect Starfig’s backside
“murmph” Said Starfig
“Okay, now that’s a slow way to work up an inflation you see my students, pleasant and enjoyable yes, but Tang and Starfig will be working at it a while, now lets get down to teaching again. Said Leo as he moved over to the bag and started taking out about a dLupineen various devices, most confusing, some easily guessable as pumps and rope.
“What are those” Asked Tang as he moaned “ohhfff.. .sorry Starfig, they were just so wiggly “
“I think he is having much to good a time there” Said Starbelly.
“These are various tools for inflation, anyone know what this is?” Leo held up a hand pump”
“Pump that’s easy “Said Oz, I’m already an expert in inflation he said with a sly grin
“good, head of the class, now would you like to demonstrate” said Leo
“I knew it too” Said Tang
“So did I!” Said Kyout
“Anyone knew that one, not fair to set him head of the class for that.” Railed Starbelly
“Someone has to demonstrate” Said Leo
“And you said me” Said Oz putting his hands on the pump and taking it in his hands “now lets see, where do you put the hose?” He inspected it for a few minutes “Ahh here we go, Give me a length of hose” Leo obliged the roo a ten foot hose “Now you just either use your foot or your hand to pump the air into your friend, who wants a go?” Said Lupine
“Mrrpphh” ohhhh god that was a big one” Laughed Tang “Everyone turned to look at him “What?”
“Laughing boy wants to try” Said Starbelly
“That’ll shut him up” Snickered Kyouti.
“Was finding it a bit disturbing and all, Heyas mate, open wide” Said Oz As he thrust the end of the hose into his mouth “now don’t let go or”
“’r ‘aht” Muffed Tang
“Something will happen” said Leo vaugly.
“Right” Said Oz as he put the pump on the floor and started to use his foot to shove air into Tang’s face “In with the good air, out with the bad”
“Very true” Chuckled Starbelly
“And Appropriate” Said Leo
“Murrmpph” Moaned Starfig, his belly already inflated so he couldn’t be on hands and knees anymore
They all watched as Tangs tummy slowly, ever so slowly began to inflate, Oz began to sweat, he took of his hat to rub his brow. Then faning himself with the hat. At the same time Kyouti decided to go in for mischief, he leaped and grabed Oz’s head from his grasp, and before he knew what was happening The meerkat was off
“Can you get some AC in here Leo, this is hot and heavy work.. hey? My hat” Oz finished in a holler.
“Catch me if you can” Laughed Kyouti as he bounded away “Faty fat fats can’t catch me!”
“Get him!” Said Oz, Stopping the pumping.
“Squish him” Said Leo
“Sit on him “ Said Starbelly
“Flatten him” said Lupine
“Fat fat fat” The lean meerkcat laughed ducking in and out, baiting the others “Ohh don’t I look good in your hat” Kyouti put on Oz’s hat and made a little dance
“Jump on him” Said Starbelly
“My hat! He probally has flea’s!” Said Oz
”Flea’s, how dare you” Kyouti cackled “Do the hustle!” He laughed, Oz broke
first and charged him. The meerkcat was waiting and dodged aside laughting
“Fatty fat fat”
“Belly smoosh em”Starbelly said
“Triangle” Said Leo. “Lupine block the door”
Kyouti noticed that the three fat furs had him between them now, apparently Oz’s charge wasn’t so pointless actually
“Attack” screamed Starbelly, the three fat furs started to move in
“Feint!” Said Leo, the group paused, and as such, Kyouti’s leapfrogging attempt was mistimed and landed in Starbelly’s paws
“Opse” Said Kyouti
“bad move ” Said Starbelly, clenching his fists on the Meerkat, making him scream
“My hat!” Oz grabbed his hat from the meerkat and replaced it “Aww.. now it’s all itchy”
“Should I just eat him now” Said Starbelly, licking his chops
“That’s not inflation though” Said Leo
“Well it is the school policy isn’t it, Mm.. and I so loved his flavor, I wasn’t given my chance last time.”
“Eeep” squirmed Kyouti.
Leo smiled and gently took Kyouti in his paws, then started to kiss him, making him kick.
“KISS OF LIFE! I KNOW HOW THIS GOES!” Shouted Starbelly “he’s going to gobble him up Oz”
“Mrrphh” said Kyouti.
“BURRRRRAARRRPPPP” Leo belched, Kyouti froze stiffly, then his belly inflated with the incoming of air, Leo broke the kiss and clamped the meerkats mouth, passing him to Oz “Ozzzzzzzyyyy, hope you all can belch well, might as well show of another method of inflation.” Leo said, whipping his lips
“Oz chuckled evily and pressed his lips to the meerkats face “ohhh, wonder how many burps untile he pops, isn’t this like a party game?”
“Suits me” said Starbelly as he pated his tummy
Mrppph” said Starfig, his tummy now as big as him
“Rrarrrpppp” Oz let a belch rip, then hickuped, before pulling Kyouti from his lips and clamping his jaws shut, the wiggler continuing” Your turn Lupine
The fat wolf laughed and sucked on Kyouti’s tail before burrowing his nose in the swelling body” Home of all the belches now, what an honor.” He went mouth to mouth and then made a almost melodic burp into the meerkat, making it wobble in pitch as the vibrations went through the poor meerkat. He then broke the embrace, clamping the jaw and handing it to Starbelly. “Your turn to smoke the peace meerkat.”
Starbelly gave a few quick licks of the meerkcat before applying the kiss, and belching three times, stretching the meerkcats tummy, splaying his legs and causing him to groan. The wolf then handed the meerkat belch holder back to Leo
“Still has lots of room to grow don’t you think” Said the lion
“uh huh” Said Oz, still sore from the hat theft
“BEEELLCCHHHHHHHHHHH” Leo said, lifted his lips from Kyout then replaced them, sending him rigid again with an even larger belch, his body starting to looking almost like a greatly inflated ball now.
The four friends passed Kyouti around a half dozen times, till he was almost as large as Lupine, though far less massive.
“Think that’s as far as he will go” Said Oz
“yeah, I agree” Said Leo as he put a metal clamp on the meerkats mouth “There, that’ll teach him not to steal a hat.
“Now what do we use an inflatable weasel for?” Lupine
snickered
”’eerkat” Struggled Kyouti
“A nice cushion for a fat ass I think, Lupine, want the honor of first sit?” Said Leo.
“Don’t mind if I do” Said Lupine as he climbed atop the grossly swollen belly.”Ohhh, nice and firm. “He wiggled his tush “I wonder if you’d sell it to me Leo, I could get to like this.
“Kyouti grunted but couldn’t really talk effectively, his body no longer big enough to effect the goliath size.
“ptwww’ said Tang, finally getting the tube from his mouth “Ohh Lupinez, Thumbs up, Farts in” PRREURRRBBBBTT” ohh sorrryy Starfig… I just can’t help myself.
“Mmrrpphh” said the pinned fart eater, his belly had grown even more and he was struggling little anymore, just taking as it came.
Think he has had enough?” Asked Oz, Starfig shook his head “He has went nuts, he is shaking his head no instead of nod”
“Yes, well you see that sorta inflation is so much slower than the our belch victim.
“Yeah Yeah, not nearly as good to sit on” Lupine chuckled “Come on up Oz, room for one more”
“Sure, I’ll do that” Oz climbed up, Kyouti’s body squeezed and creaked, pressure growing inside him.
“ehhhyyy”Said Kyouti
“Mm.. comfey seat you have Lupine” Oz chuckled, teach away lion.
“Lets get Tang unattached” Leo chuckled as he moved over to Starfig, Putting his paw on the hose in his mouth.
“murrphh”Said Starfig as the tube was removed from his mouth ,he closed his jaws and sighed, his belly making it impossible for him to get back to his feet “uff.. a little help”
My pillow” Tang laughed and jumped on Starfig making him burp out smellily “Ewwwee keep the mouth closed” Tang pulled the other end of the hose from his tush “And now we have the siters and the sit ons.
“Next?” Laughed Stabelly.
“Well now that we have subdued the mad hat stealer and have Tang and Starfig’s attention I have some more items to demonstrate” Leo said. As he went back to his bag, lifting a vacuum in one paw “Now this is a specially made device that should function correctly this time.”
“Ohh, whats that do” Tang wiggled excitedly, his tail waving , smiling a bit to much “I’m empty of farts so it can’t be a gas sucker” he slapped his tummy
“Well, it’s a vacuum I use it to suck air in, and then when this baggy is full I can flick it into reverse” Leo paws the bag, it wiggles “And wouldn’t you know what ends up getting sucked up in a vacuum. “
“Ohhh, That’s nice” Said Tang “Can I have it?”
“Er, Sure” Said Leo handing over the Vacuum”
“Thanks for the present teach” Said Tang
”Eh?” Said Leo “Just a sec”
“Hmmm.. who can I suck up” Tang chortled
“but” Said Leo, still unsure how he lost his tool
“Damn, everyone is so bloated, come on, somebody spring a leak, I want a full bag..
“Tang with a Vaccum, He ain’t a ghost buster”
Leo sniffled, trying to get over his sudden loss “Well… lets.. um move on, The rest of these tools are mine not gifts” Tang gave an innocent glance then a snicker.
“You see these huge tanks here” Leo patted one of the blimp filling tanks “They have an effectively unlimited supply of some gas or another, we have oxygen and helium and lots of others, so they are quite useful, but of course you can’t just use these without permission, this room is normally locked up.
“Who’s going to get inflated with that?” Asked Starbelly
“Ohh, A volunteer to demonstrate? Going to need a lot of
Helium.”
”Ohh” Said Star “um”He watched as Leo picked him up and lifted him against the
tank “eh?”
“Now just hold on tight,” Leo said, Guiding his head toward the nLupinezle on the low end of the tank, mouth and suck, I’ll turn up the helium.. or is it hydrogen… can never keep those two straight. Star looked a bit less secure as the lion turned up the valve. Now that its on the natural holding of this valve will prevent you from letting go” Leo said calmly’the metal is specificly reactive to lip flesh, when on and gently heated it causes a gluy surface.” Star tried to pull off but found his lips were indeed glued.
Tang Laughed and slaped Starfigs belly “Ohhh.. he he he” call the air traffic control, a hindenburg Starbelly!
Don’t light any matches!” Said Starfig, “if not for him, remember I’m filled with lightable gass!”
“Murrpph” struggled Starbelly, pushing away but unable to get his lips off.
“And how much do you think we can fill him with?
”20 bucks on 100 Cubic feet” Said Oz.
“15 on 400 cubic” Said Lupine with a chuckle.
“I bet he gets off the ground! Better make me win Leo, I’ll know if he isn’t stuffed..” Said Tang
“Erf… who do you think will pay you off, I’m not a bookie” Said Leo “Lets speed this up, want this class over so I can teach lunch” He turned up the valve to high, Star gulped.
“Oh, Star, your going to be sailing into the sky and being as pretty as a moon” Lupine laughed happily, poking Kyouti’s swollenness “aint that right naughty meerkcat.
Star continued to swell, his eyes closing his body starting to lose its grip on the ground
“Hmm,,,Mustn’t be as fat as I thought he was” Said Leo
“Yea, He is buoyant! Pay me! I said he could do it!” Tang laughed
Star just put his paws on his tummy,feeling it, groaning, his voice a bit sqeaky. His star glowing.
“He looks happy dosen’t he” Said Starfig, only letting a trace amount of his gas filling out.
“Well he should be, it’s one of the very bestest of things!” Oz laughed.
“Er.. would it be bad if I said the dial is stuck” Leo said sheepishly, Starbelly started to sweat again, shivering.
“Get your umbrellas everyone, the lions going to pop a doggie this time” Tang cackled.
“Ear muffs on!” Warned Lupine
“I just said Would it be bad” Leo said in frustration, the knobs working okay, for now, just feels a bit loose. “Ospe”
“Murrpph”said Starbelly
“Lets see.. anyone know a universal solvent for glue” Leo said
“TAKE COVER” Tang shouted as he jumped behind Starfig, “use the balloon’s to shield us pretty ones!”
Murrpphh” Said Starbelly as his stomach pressed his legs and arms apart, both pistoning for something to grab onto, eventually getting his hands on Leo’s ears
“Hey! Those are senitive” Leo yowled
“Murrmpph”
“’urn it ‘offffff” Star moaned
“Okay okay” Leo said his tail fiddling with the valve “Um…”
“Ohhh shittttt” Said Tang
“Someone get a gearnie ready, will have to stitch him back together” Oz said, tail between his legs.
“There we go” Said Leo as the Helium stopped
“Eeerffff” Squeeked Starbelly as he pulled his jaws from the nozzle and clamped em closed..
“Er… Balloon.. we need a tether”
“Just a minute” Lupine Said “I know I can get one”
“Er” Better Hurry, Leo just lost his grip”Said Starfig
“Heeeelllpp” Squeeked Starbelly as he floated near the ceiling
“No one open the roof” Said Tang
“What?” Said Oz as he sat down, then felt the lever go “Uh oh
“What uh oh!?”Said Starbelly
“I got a rope.. howd he get all the way up there”
“And why is the blimp roof opening? “Asked Leo.
“Helllpp”Squeeked the mobile wolf, Helium playing with his voice terribly
“Give me the rope”Leo said, apparently taking control as he picked the Rope from Lupine’s paw “And tie it around yourself” Leo finished
“Okay” said Lupine innocently “Hey” He said as he did it and felt himself lift up “Wait! I’m not heavy enough!” Leo finished tying the rope to Starbelly’s tail
“Another, someone tie another ”Shouted Tang and began to tie himelf to the length of rope”Opse, help He is way to buoyant!” The two non floating inflations snickered in unison .”Ohh, really now” Leo said and grabbed the rope near Starbelly and dragged him back without to much trouble “You can’t get outa class that easy” Now close the roof again Oz
“Gotcha” Oz said as he pulled the lever back up
“now lets get some sandbags to hand from you, I have them right over here” Leo let go of the rope, everyone surged up, Starbelly hit his head on the roof:
“OUCH!” Starbelly said
“Ohh” Said Leo “Sorry bout that” The big lion then started to attach 100lb sandbags to the rope sliding it around Starbelly to make a basic harness to balance the weights. Ten weights later the others manage to keep there footing, twenty later and Starbelly is floating in the middle of the room. Leo landed easily enough, atop both Tang and Lupine though
“off” They said in unison
“The good year wolf” Chuckled Oz. “Ya need someone to manage those Starbelly”
Leo got off his cushion “Sorry bout that ..but”
“Going over the Superbowl I bet Starbelly!” Oz continued
“Very Funny” moaned Starbelly, still squeaky voiced.
“Well “Said Starfig
“Well now what?” Said Oz “HEY” He screamed as he was fed a tube.
“Well, we had helium, now this tank is oxygen mixture, just like in scuba tanks.. I think.”Said Leo
“Got it on full blast” Said Lupine
“What?” Struggled Oz surprised
“Well you seemed so happy at Starbelly’s blimphood, figured if wolves were buoyant, then probably roo’s are too” Leo chortled.
“That’s not logic!, Murmpph” Oz said ,feeling the air gush into his mouth and throat, Lupine holding his mouth shut.
“Much better to use an automatic pump than a hand one Leo” Lupine Said, almost holding oz in a headlock”How much you think we need”
“Whats going on?” Cackled Oz
“We want to go swimming” Said Tang as he came up behind the Roo, hugging him against his powerful form, and Leo whispered to us that we needed another pool toy.
“errff” struggled Oz, but the three friends held him secure, air getting pumped into his mouth full blast, causing a fairly quick inflation. Lupine sat on the growing stomach to keep his mouth closed,
‘Now behave and don’t let out a drop or Leo will gobble you up” Chuckled Tang as he inspected the inflation.
“uumm” said Leo “Now we will have a air filled Wolf, a Helium filled one, I think it’s time for a pool party, it’s so nice and warm out.” Leo pulled the tube from Oz’s jaws, leaving him greatly swollen.
“Oooff”Said Oz
“YEAAA” Said Tang “Swim time, no otters right?”
“Yes, NOOOOOOOOO OTTERS” Said Lupine
“Yeah, Gallows is working on teaching some personal lessons with his prodigies”
“Yes! Good swim then, not just otter snacks.” Tang responded. The mobile furs then slowly
“Get the hanger doors Lupine, want to get out our friends without bursting them don’t we” Leo pointed to some controls.
“Of course” Lupine waddled over to the controls, pressed a few buttons and the main hanger door started to open slowly, lifting from the ground creekily, a few scrapes too”
“Going to have to get a detained fur to oil that one of these days” Leo said softly
“Yeah” Said Starfig, wincing
“Keep quiet Starfig, your breath isn’t winning any awards.” Lupine responded
“Ohh, maybe I should just give you a kiss” Snickered Starfig
“Heavens Forbid!” Laughed Tang as he stretched
“Why is no one offering to help me vent?” Begged Kyouti swaying in place
“Ohh, look, so many inflatable toys we have to drag, hope there aren’t any sharp protusions” Leo chuckled.
“At least we would be out of this crummy environment” Lupine snickered “To dingy to play in.”
“yes, a nice morning swim, what could be better to burn off calories
“And no otters with syrup cannons right?” Asked Oz
“Course not, I eat those, you can tell by our menu that pancakes are delicious, mine are always topped” said the big lion
“Well that’s good enough for me, lets get a move on” Said Tang.
And so they did. The whole group went to the school’s pool, Tang dragging along Kyouti and Starfig, Lupine carrying Starbelly like a balloon, the sandbags hanging from his body keeping them from floating off. Oz still managing to walk on his own power, barely, he couldn’t see his feet for the belly. Wind gusts played havoc with his forward progress though
The pool was built for Olympians in the traditional sense, 50 feet deep and 200 feet long, it was above ground too with a few draining valves for easy cleaning, the water was crystal clear. The walls were clear super strength plexiplastic. The class inspected it carefully, walking around a few times Before Lupine tested the tempeture with a footpaw “Seems fine.”
“Well lets get in and wash up then” Leo said “Chlorine isn’t to bad and you three still smell of the little incident you told me about”
“Yeah yeah” Said Lupine, looking around “Otters seem scarce.”
Ahh, nothing better to do on a hot day then dive into the pool” muttered Starfig “Now if I would be allowed to deflate!”
“That would ruin the experience for the others “Said Leo
“Mrrrpph” Said Starfig As he was pressed into the pool and started to float down to the middle, Tang atop of him, struggling to keep his balance.
“I feel I should be singing a gondola song, like in Venice. “Tang snickered.
Oz smiled and floated in slowly balancing on his belly” Mmm.. yes, but swimming full like us isn’t really possible
“Hmmm. .Starbelly isn’t in yet” Leo said as he picked up the sandbags “Let me help” the big lion threw the bags into the water, making waves and sending Starbelly in screaming, only his helium filling keeping him from being drowned.
“Ohhh, And neither is hat Thief” Said Lupine as he pushed Kyouti into the pool, climbing atop him just like Tang “We be sailors on the inflated furs matey!”
“Hey, toss us the Roo!, lets play a little ball.” Tang said.
“Okay”
“No okay! I still have pancakes in me, I might get an upset stomach” Said Oz as the huge lion lifted him up” Wait, I heard how you people play polo!”
“Service” Lupine Said
“Where’s the room service” Said Leo “I love it, double courses.”
“Silly” Said Tang”
“Urrrp” Said Starfig
“Ewww” Said Lupine “I gotta tie it up so no more escapes.”
Leo patted Oz into the air, he made slow lazy arcs as he was batted back and forth between the three who weren’t sucking air, what began as a fairly gengle game got more rambunctious. Tang and Lupine having the added challenge of keeping atop there floats
“Hey, no spiking” Said Oz as he skipped across the water after a Lupine hit, ramming into the good ship Kyouti, richoeting on titanic sinking Starbelly and coming to a gentle rest against the Pride of Starfig. “Offf, Ball needs a break”
“Let me just get my paw on him…”Off said Tang as he sliped off into the water and climbed back atop Oz. Guess Starfigs the new ball”
“Okay”said leo
“WAIT that’s gotta be a bad idea” Responded Lupine “Remember what he is filled with”
“Oh.. yeah”
“Awww your no fun anymore” Pouted Tang “How bout diving? I see the board up there, could make a splash.” Tang swam off of oz and hefed himself off onto the side and started to climb.
“A fur that big. If he hits….” Leo said “This is going to be interesting”
“Evacuate the pool” Screamed Lupine. If he hits a float.
Tang continued to climb, the diving board stared to creak, Tang blinked “Uh Oh”
“I would have warned you, the diving board tends to break” Leo said
“Ohh dammmmmn” Said Tang as the ladder started to bend toward the pool “Ohh mmyyy”
“Jump off!” said Oz
“Fall off” Said Kyouti
“SAVE ME” Said Tang. The ladder bending more and more over the pool, His grip down to just his two arms.
“EAT HIM” Said Lupine with a snicker
“EAT YOU” Said Tang and was about to add to that with a paw guesture. Of course removing one paw to do this caused the weight to be too much “Daaaaaaaaa” Tang Fell.
“He’ll hit something soft!” Said Leo
“Aieee” Tang hit something soft, and something bottled up
with belches. Kyouti’s belly contorted
as the impact hit him hard, the tight clamp on his face only let out a whimper
of air even as the force nearly knocked him unconscious.”Now that wasn’t so
bad.”
”I think the meerkcat would say difrently if he could talk” Leo added.
“I vote we ban Tang from the Pool” Lupine snickered, for Rowdyness
“I agree,paws up” Said Oz
Oz, Starfig, Kyouti and Lupine all held up there paws.
“Not Fair.” Said Tang, “was just
playing” He said as he climbed out of the pool again”
“Bye bye, Go play with the other lion outa the pool” Said Starfig
“Well, well that’s just what I had in mind” Said Tang as he turned and stormed off, “Come lion”
“Come on Leo, Got something to show you, down here, I saw this last night” Tang Said, and led the teacher away from the pool. Leo following innocently “Come on big guy right here” Tang pointed to a massive pipe end.
“Yes, that’s the emergency empty valve to prevent drowning”
“Ohh, that’s not a good use for it, I got myself a brainstorm for us” Said Tang
“Eh?” Leo blinked curiously and sat down.
“Just put your jaws on the pipe, stretch em tight, trust me
Leo, you know me “
What?” Leo gulped as he planeted his jaws on the valves outside
“I’m going to pay you back for my precious gift” Tang said brandishing a chain “Keep your mouth closed clan leader” He then proceeded to chain leo’s face to the valve, tightly, not letting him pull off” “Trust me leo, this will be fun” Tang chained around leos jaws again “And they don’t have any idea whats going happen” Tang bounded around to the valves wheel “And here we go, big Lion muscles to set the whole pool to drain into you, isn’t that delicious”
The furs in the pool all heard the strange sound
“Hmm.. Whats that?” asked Oz”
“Yeah, sounded like metal moving” Lupine added, just then he was tipped off his perch by a sudden merkat jerk
“et off o me” Kyouti said as he paddled to the side, setting his paws on it”I am not a pool toy”
“Come back here” Lupine said, but was having trouble swimming because of his girth.
“Hey?” Do you hear a wushing sound?” asked Starfig
“And where did Tang go? Think he is okay” Mumbled Starbelly, still pawing to keep his head above water “This is a lot of work” he added.
“Do you feel a sucking?” asked Oz, who noticed he was being
pulled down a bit “HEY! Everyone outa the pool” He howled, but his airy gut was
to much to take his own advice”
Tang circled the pool watching it drain, creating a whirlpool, Oz didn’t stand a chance, he realized as he was being dragged down that something was up “HEEEY” he shouted and then got a mouthful of pool water, Seeing Tang wave to him as he went under, sliding down into the vortex and into the huge parted jaws of Leo. He plunged into the water filled gullet and plopping into the flooding belly, with a pop, a strange bulge in the lion tummy caused Tang to snicker, having winded himself racing back to see the result of his trickery. He gave it a few playful pokes “Ohhh,Ozzzyyyy no make it away from the hole. You look really nice inside a feline pool”After that Tang quickly walked back to the emptying pool to watch the end of the show, the fart inflated Starfig’s mouth was disappearing under the vortex just as he opened wide, the water squishing his inflation mostly out of him, causing a stink.
“Ohhh” Tang covered his nose “What WAS I eating!” Starfig’s muffled groans were lost beneath the water “Goodby Mr. Lizard, say hello to Leo’s uvula for me! Lets see, who else is clinging on against the will of the lions. Tang continued to walk around till he heard a scream, looking down he had accidentally trodden on meerkat paws “ohh, what do we have here?”
Kyouti grimaced as his hand paws were stepped on, his jaws
“Get in there meekcat” Tang unclamped Kyouti to let out his belch inflation, inhaling it ‘Ohh, delicious, ohh, Leo we filled him up soo good” Tang said, still standing on Kyouti’s handpaws
“Urrpapp…. You… you urrrppp” Kyouti continued to deflate.
“Ohh yesssssss, “Tang put his mouth over Kyouti and took the inflation into him “Mmm.. give me some air.” Kyouti moaned “ohh, that’s leo’s breath, and thts Lupinez.. ohh, so nice and sweet’ Tang finally broke the move, his lion tummy swollen more “And last off, I’m now a lion so we gotta stick together”
Kyouti lost his grip and slide into the pool, much thinner, the vortex sucked him down and toward Leo’s Jaws “You nasty cheating little..” He said. He was then under the half full pool, quickly into the lions maw and gullet
Tang laughed as the pool emptied, his last joke, he watched the setup go on, the hot summer day was such fun for inflation, and the diving lessons, and that enormous pool, and seeing Leo’s Jaws tied to his personal bilge pump. He snickered and strutted around the pool Lupine was managing to swim better than most but Starbelly was using his rear legs as a climbing tool, his own legs being slurped through the massive valve, and into the lions mouth.
“Le me go let me go” Said Lupine “Don’t drag me down with you
“Meeerrphh”Struggled Starbelly as he belched out helium, just enough to shrink his girth to suckable size”Ahhh” Starbelly slithered into the huge valve dragging the Wolf in behind him
“AHHHHHrrrrggggGGGG” Said Lupine, kicking “Tang you devil”
Tang smiled evily, hanging his feet over the side “Ohh, come now, you don’t think I’d let my friend not get a gift for this wonderful vacuum cleaner he generously gave me”
“Murrph” said Leo.
Lupine swished into the giant lions jaws, screaming. Leo moaned and tried to pull free as water continued to fill him, his Olympic sized belly to big for him to get traction.
“urrp” Said Leo, belching up some water which slide right back in
“And now, Mr. Tang, the sexy buff lion is going to show off his finest form, Diving into the greedy gluttonous lion” Tang climbed down onto the bottom of the drained pool avoiding the slippery areas as best he could, and staring at the immobile lion. “Look at all this high grade Lion Leo, don’t you just salivate
Leo closed his eyes and found he couldn’t help but drool, so much gorging couldn’t be ignored even if he was helpless, he stared through the plexiglass as Tang continued to show off “ohh, come on Leo, you know you want to” The smaller lion laughed as he took a few steps off “And Tang the magnificent approaches for his first and final dive of the day into the great glutton of a lion, the crowd cheers, and he is off”
Tang built up a head of steam and dove into the same valve all his friends went through, showing fine form even if the valve clipped his tummy. The new lion landed on the back of leos tongue, feeling it around in the slog he climbed down quickly, slithering down leos insides like a giant wet and wild slide. Feeling the warmed slickness in the dark then plowing through the stomach valve and into the main pool, stretched so thing some light filtered through. Tang swam to the surface and pushed up the belly, finding a breath of air
“Heyas, The star attraction is here, It’s the Dawning of the Age of Aquarium!”
He looked around “Hey? Where is everyone” Tang dove under the new pool and saw the answer. Oz was floating in the middle and was being used by each other fur as a rebreather. He was sharing some of the precious oxygen with them, Tang counted a few times, someone was missing. Then noticed the bulged moving in and out of Oz’s belly. Even as the big Roo pated it with a bit of a playful smirk before Lupine swam over for another breath. Kyouti apparently was getting a lot more air than his share now. Though the decore wasn’t to his liking. Tang motioned up to the top of the aquarium, and Oz nodded, letting the others hold there breath a bit, in moments they had broken the surface, there noses only above the water though, the lion tummy was pretty tight
“Well, It’s a sorta inflation, but is it water or fur?”
“Seems more watery to me, But he ate us” Oz said, pushing up at the top of the belly “And there isn’t much room in here to rest, swim swim, going to get tired eventually”
“Yeah, but well, Can’t blame him for doing what he finds natural right?” Tang said soothily. “And dosen’t fat float?”
“But it’s not as cool anymore, now we have a heated pool
“Aww, I think its super cool Oz”
“You know that’s not what I meant
“It’s the Age of aquariums Roo boy, Living in a lion belly is just as in as a lava lamp, go with da flow.’ Lets get down and enjoy it for all its worth. Can’t let em drown down there huh”
“Ohh, might as well, it is inflation, and the view is really odd through that thin lion stomach wall. Probably can’t move after what you did to him.”Oz gave a wide grin and stroked his tummy “Guess what I have in here?”
(More epilogue)
Story by and © by Talonsaurn
