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Q.  What is your brother-in-law's name?
 A.  Borofkin.
 Q.  What's his first name?
 A.  I can't remember.
 Q.  He's been your brother-in-law for years, and you can't
     remember his first name?
 A.  No.  I tell you I'm too excited. (Rising from the witness
     chair and pointing to Mr. Borofkin.) Nathan, for God's sake,
     tell them your first name!

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Q.  Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
 A.  By death.
 Q.  And by whose death was it terminated

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 Q.  Are you married?
 A.  No, I'm divorced.
 Q.  And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
 A.  A lot of things I didn't know about.
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Q.  Do you know how far pregnant you are right now?
 A.  I will be three months November 8th.
 Q.  Apparently then, the date of conception was August 8th?
 A.  Yes.
 Q.  What were you and your husband doing at that time?
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 Q.  Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
 A.  All my autopsies have been performed on dead people.

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Q.  What happened then?
 A.  He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can
     identify me."
 Q.  Did he kill you?
 A.  No.
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Q.  And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral.  O.K.?What
     school do you go to?
 A.  Oral.
 Q.  How old are you?
 A.  Oral.
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 Q: What is your relationship with the plaintiff?
 A: She is my daughter.
 Q: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?
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Q: So, after the anesthesia, when you came out of it, what did
    you observe with respect to your scalp?
 A: I didn't see my scalp the whole time I was in the hospital.
 Q: It was covered?
 A: Yes, bandaged.
 Q: Then, later on.. what did you see?
 A: I had a skin graft. My whole buttocks and leg were removed and
    put on top of my head.
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 Q: (Showing man picture.) That's you?
 A: Yes, sir.
 Q: And you were present when the picture was taken, right?

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 Q: Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
 A: I have only one, you know.

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A man walking on the beach came across an odd-looking bottle. Not being one to ignore tradition, he rubbed it and, much to his surprise, a genie actually appeared.
"For releasing me from the bottle, I will grant you three wishes," said the genie.
"But there's a catch," the genie continued. "For each of your wishes, every lawyer in the world will receive double what you asked for."
First, the man wished for a Ferrari. POOF! A Ferrari appeared in front of him. "Now, every lawyer in the world has been given two Ferraris," said the genie.
"What is your next wish?"
"I could really use a million dollars." replied the man, and POOF! One million dollars appeared at his feet.
"Now, every lawyer in the world is two million dollars richer," the genie reminded the man, and then asked him for his third wish.
The man thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've always wanted to donate a kidney."

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