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name: jade

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thursday, july 20

16:38
hmmm: every cubicle door in the toilet block has its door hinged on the left side
- except the cursed toilet.
the cursed toilet is always running water... and its door is hung on the right side.
conclusion: bad
feng shui


tuesday, july 18

16:34
emlyn:
just wait while i dispose of this dangerous shard of candy before someone slits their wrists with it...
me:
hmmm, yes sir! *salute*


monday, july 17

17:26
it seems the topic of the day is mutation.
check out the
mutant jellyfsh commandos article

09:51
john:
..seriously though, i'd love to be mutated. sympathy is highly underrated. at least if i had some sort of mutation, i'd be forever eccentric and interesting, without having to make an effort...


sunday, july 16

13:18
do people really need to search for advice on
what to pack in prep for attending college?
*tisk tisk*

13:13
the essential condiment for anyone learning swedish ;)

13:05
learning a foreign language is finally recognised by webpage designers as an interactive experience ;) now everyone can watch the pixelated lip movements of the swedish alphabet while listening to the sounds:
an audio/visual guide through the alphabet, and my personal favourite - interactive color buttons! yay