Redneck Joke

There's 3 guys on death row; A New Yorker, A Bostonian, and A Redneck from Arkansas. The warden gave them a choice of 3 ways to die:

Shot
Hung
Injected with the A.I.D.S. virus.

The New Yorker says, "Hey, it coulda happened anyways. Just shoot me--right in the head." (and Boom, he's dead instantly) The Bostonian says, "I'll go like my forefathers. Hang me." (and a quick "Snap" and he's dead.) The Redneck thinks about it a bit and gets a big smile on his face...he says, "Gimme some o'that there AIDS stuff."

They give him the shot, and the Redneck falls down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what's wrong with this guy.

The Redneck says "Gimme another one o' those shots."

The guards give him a double dose this time. Now he's really laughing. Tears are rolling from his eyes and he's doubled over.

The Warden and guards are totally confused, so the Warden asks, "What the hell is wrong with you?"

The Redneck replies, "Nothin'... I'm wearin' a condom."