Everytime you throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, YOU!!!"
continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out.
When ever a strike "X" appears on the screen,
start yelling about how this is a Black Panther
conspiracy.
Explain to the Owner how your game has been ruined due to
Platetechtonics then loose him in lingo. Demand
Compensation.
Bring Zippo fluid, light the pins on fire.
Wear Golf Shoes.
Pray to the pins, leave sacrifices.
Make lewd and graphic refrences to your "ball"
* Works well on Seniors Lady night
Play bocci with extra lane balls
Try to juggle the balls, when you drop them, start
screaming about Platetechtonics again
Every ten minutes run the entire length of the building
beating your own head and speaking in tounges, then sit
down as if nothing happened.
Bring full angling gear, ask how they're biting.....fish.
Completely cover your ball in duct tape (sticky side out)
then loudly bitch about how your hook is off.
Hide behind the pins. Stick your head up, LAUGHING
HYSTERICALLY.
Use a Curling Weight instead, bring a full team of
sweepers.
Throw refuse down the ball return, tell the owner the
trash compactor is busted.
Make your prescence known by arranging pentagrams out of
candles on every lane except yours.
Root for the other team- Bring Banners.
Make fun of your team- Bring Lettuce.
Tell the rival team captain that you just met his
"little girl" walk away mumbling "how bad
things happen."
Bring a foghorn, use at crucial moments.
Even if you miss totally--At the top of your lungs scream
STEEEEEEEEERIKE.
Bring a small gold idol, demand the other team pray to
it.
Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
Rent all the shoes, eat them.
Blatenly UNderscore yourself, then accuse the other team
of cheating.
When an opponent is on his backswing, race up and take
his ball, run home.
If your team is in the finals, throw nothing but
gutterballs, blame platetechtonics.
Trip EVERY member of the opposing team, trip your team,
trip everyone.
Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
SuperGlue Police Whistles to the hand-dryers...leave
town.
Walk around asking people why they are here, do this the
whole night.
Ask to use the house mic. Say you want to make an
annoucement, expond on the sins of bowling.
Name your ball something like "KILLER", Openly
boast to everyone how great you are, bowl terribly. Do
this all night.
Sit in your lane and heckle others with a BullHorn.
Bring a dartgun...Be inventive.
Wrestle with your ball. (WWF Style) Ask someone to ref.
Run around sprinkling "MAGIC FAIRY DUST" on
everyone's balls. Tar works nice.
Sponsor a Really Big Open Bowl Night, don't even have a
entrance fee. Advertise the !@#$ out of it using every
mass media known to man, make the 3rd Prize: $10,000 and
a Porshce 2nd Prize: $5,000 and a trip to Europe 1st
Prize: A coffee mug. Then sit back a watch the
fights..... leave.
