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ONE day
when the sun had come back over the Forest, bringing with it the scent of may,
and all the streams of the Forest were tinkling happily to find themselves
their own pretty shape again, and the little pools lay dreaming of the life
they had seen and the big things they had done, and in the warmth and quiet of
the Forest the cuckoo was trying over his voice carefully and listening to
see if he liked it, and wood-pigeons were complaining gently to themselves
in their lazy comfortable way that it was the other fellow's fault, but it
didn't matter very much; on such a day as this Christopher Robin whistled in a
special way he had, and Owl came flying out of the Hundred Acre Wood to see
what was wanted.
"Owl," said Christopher Robin, "I am going to give a party."
"You are, are you?" said Owl.
"And it's to be a special sort of party, because it's
because of what Pooh did when he did what he did to save Piglet from the
flood."
"Oh, that's what it's for, is it?" said Owl.
"Yes, so will you
tell Pooh as quickly as you can, and all the others, because it will be
to-morrow?"
"Oh, it will, will it?" said Owl, still being as helpful as
possible.
"So will you go and tell them, Owl?"
Owl tried to think of
something very wise to say, but couldn't, so he flew off to tell the
others.
And the first person he told was Pooh.
"Pooh," he said, "Christopher Robin is giving a party."
"Oh!" said Pooh And then seeing that Owl expected him to say something else, he said, "Will there be those
little cake things with pink sugar icing?"
Owl felt that it was rather
beneath him to talk about little cake things with pink sugar icing, so he told
Pooh exactly what Christopher Robin had said, and flew off to
Eeyore.
"Party for Me?" thought Pooh to himself. "How grand!" And he began to
wonder if all the other animals would know that it was a special Pooh Party,
and if Christopher Robin had told them about The Floating Bear and the Brain
of Pooh, and all the wonderful ships he had invented and sailed on, and he began
to think how awful it would be if everybody had forgotten about it, and
nobody quite knew what the party was for; and the more he thought like this,
the more the party got muddled in his mind, like a dream when nothing goes
right. And the dream began to sing itself over in his head until it became a
sort of song. It was an
3 Cheers for Pooh
(For Who?)
For
Pooh--
(Why what did he do?)
I thought you knew;
He saved his friend
from a wetting!
3 Cheers for Bear!
(For where?)
For Bear--
He
couldn't swim,
But he rescued him!
(He rescued who?)
Oh, listen,
do!
I am talking of Pooh?
(Of who?)
Of Pooh!
(I'm sorry I keep
forgetting).
Well. Pooh was a Bear of Enormous Brain--
(Just say it
again!)
Of enormous brain--
(Of enormous what?)
Well, he ate a
lot,
And I don't know if he could swim or not,
But he managed to
float
On a sort of boat
(On a sort of what?)
Well, a sort of
pot--
So now let's give him three hearty cheers
(So now let's give him
three hearty whitches?)
And hope he'll be with us for years and years,
And
grow in health and wisdom and riches!
3 Cheers for Pooh!
(For who?)
For
Pooh--
3 Cheers for Bear
(For where?)
For Bear--
3 Cheers for the
wonderful Winnie-the-Pooh!
(Just tell me, somebody--WHAT DID HE
DO?)
While this was going on inside him, Owl was talking to
Eeyore. "Eeyore," said Owl, "Christopher Robin is giving a party."
But it didn't rain. Christopher Robin
had made a long table out of some long pieces of wood, and they all sat round
it. Christopher Robin sat at one end, and Pooh sat at the other, and between
them on one side were Owl and Eeyore and Piglet, and between them on the
other side were Rabbit, and Roo and Kanga. And all Rabbit's friends and
relations spread themselves about on the grass, and waited hopefully in case
anybody spoke to them, or dropped anything, or asked them the time. It
was the first party to which Roo had ever been, and he was very excited. As
soon as ever they had sat down he began to talk.
"Hallo, Pooh!" he
squeaked.
"Hallo, Roo!" said Pooh.
Roo jumped up and down in his seat for
a little while and then began again.
"Hallo, Piglet!" he squeaked.
Piglet
waved a paw at him, being too busy to say anything.
"Hallo, Eeyore!" said
Roo.
Eeyore nodded gloomily at him. "It will rain soon, you see if it
doesn't," he said.
Roo looked to see if it didn't, and it didn't, so he said "Hallo, Owl!"--and Owl said "Hallo, my little fellow," in a kindly way, and
went on telling Christopher Robin about an accident which had nearly happened
to a friend of his whom Christopher Robin didn't know, and Kanga said to
Roo, "Drink up your milk first, dear, and talk afterwards." So Roo, who was
drinking his milk, tried to say that he could do both at once . . . and had
to be patted on the back and dried for quite a long time afterwards.
When they had all
nearly eaten enough, Christopher Robin banged on the table with his spoon,
and everybody stopped talking and was very silent, except Roo who was just
finishing a loud attack of hiccups and trying to look as if it was one of
Rabbit's relations.
"This party," said Christopher Robin, "is a party because
of what someone did, and we all know who it was, and it's his party, because
of what he did, and I've got a present for him and here it is."
Then he
felt about a little and whispered, "Where is it?"

While he was looking,
Eeyore coughed in an impressive way and began to speak. "Friends," he said,
"including oddments, it is a great pleasure, or perhaps I had better say it has
been a pleasure so far, to see you at my party. What I did was nothing. Any
of you-except Rabbit and Owl and Kanga--would have done the same. Oh, and
Pooh. My remarks do not, of course, apply to Piglet and Roo, because they
are too small. Any of you would have done the same. But it just happened to be
Me. It was not, I need hardly say, with an idea of getting what Christopher
Robin is looking for now"--and he put his front leg to his mouth and said in
a loud whisper, "Try under the table"--"that I did what I did--but because I
feel that we should all do what we can to help. I feel that we should
all----"
"H--hup!" said Roo accidentally.
"Roo, dear!" said Kanga reproachfully.
"Was it me?" asked Roo, a little surprised.
"What's Eeyore
talking about?" Piglet whispered to Pooh.
"I don't know," said Pooh rather
dolefully.
"I thought this was your party."
"I thought it was once. But I
suppose it isn't."
"I'd sooner it was yours than Eeyore's," said
Piglet.
"So would I," said Pooh.
"H--hup!" said Roo
again.
"AS--I--WAS--SAYING," said Eeyore loudly and sternly, "as I was saying
when I was interrupted by various
Loud Sounds, I feel that--"
"Here it is!" cried Christopher Robin excitedly. "Pass it down to silly old Pooh. It's for Pooh."
"For Pooh?" said Eeyore.
"Of course it is. The best bear in all the world."
"I might have known," said Eeyore. "After all, one can't
complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it
last week or the week before that Rabbit bumped into me and said 'Bother!'
The Social Round. Always something going on."
Nobody was listening,
for they were all saying, "Open it, Pooh,"
"What is it, Pooh?" "I know what
it is," "No, you don't," and other helpful remarks of this sort. And of
course Pooh was opening it as quickly as ever he could, but without cutting the
string, because you never know when a bitof string might be Useful. At last
it was undone. When Pooh saw what it was, he nearly fell down, he was so
pleased. It was a Special Pencil Case. There were pencils in it marked "B"
for Bear, and pencils marked "HB " for Helping Bear, and pencils marked "BB"
for Brave Bear. There was a knife for sharpening the pencils, and indiarubber
for rubbing out anything which you had spelt wrong, and a ruler for ruling
lines for the words to walk on, and inches marked on the ruler in case you
wanted to know how many inches anything was, and Blue Pencils and Red Pencils
and Green Pencils for saying special things in blue and red and green. And
all these lovely things were in little pockets of their own in a Special Case
which shut with a click when you clicked it. And they were all for
Pooh.
"Oh!" said Pooh.
"Oh, Pooh!" said everybody else except
Eeyore.
"Thank-you," growled Pooh.
But Eeyore was saying to himself, "This
writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly
stuff. Nothing in it."
Later on, when they had all said "Good-bye" and
"Thank-you" to Christopher Robin,
Pooh and Piglet walked home thoughtfully together in the golden evening, and for a long time they were
silent.
"When you wake up in the morning, Pooh,"
said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to yourself?"
"What's for breakfast?" said Pooh. "What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to
happen exciting to-day?" said Piglet. Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.
"And what did happen?" asked Christopher
Robin.
"When?"
"Next morning."
"I don't know."
"Could you think, and
tell me and Pooh some time?"
"If you wanted it very much."
"Pooh does,"
said Christopher Robin. He gave a deep sigh, picked his bear up by the leg
and walked off to the door, trailing Winnie-the-Pooh behind him. At the door
he turned and said, "Coming to see me have my bath?"
"I might," I said.
"Was Pooh's pencil case any better than mine?"
"It was just the
same," I said.
He nodded and went out . . . and in a moment I heard
Winnie-the-Pooh--bump, bump, bump--going up the stairs behind him.
All the stories written and copyrighted by A.A. Milne