Cause Of Death

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Cause Of Death...??? :-)

Cause Of Death - All of the following reasons have been given, at one time or another, as the cause of death:

* Heart attack.

* Drug Overdose.

* Suffocation in the carpeting.

* Suicide.

* Murder.

* Cancer of the bone marrow.

The following is the only explanation that I can come up with that would make these reasons true:

Someone injected Elvis with a cancer cell that would have eventually caused his death. This would have been murder. Elvis, after deciding that this was not the way he wanted to go, tried to commit suicide by taking a drug overdose. The drug of choice caused Elvis to have a heart attack. The pains from the heart attack caused him to fall out of his chair, land on his face, and suffocate in the carpeting.

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