What're you smilin' at?
Oh ha ha, I never tire of hearing that.

Jeez you don't have to explode at me. Somethin' eatin' you?
Yeah... Harley left me for a more popular villian...

Obladi oblada purple boy.

yeah, I know how that goes. Happened to me. Six times as a matter of
fact. You know what always cheered me up? Hatching an incredibly weird
and seemingly random plot against Batman.
Not a bad idea Harv! Now lessee, what's about the most random thing we
could ever do...

I'm king of the world!
I'm about six seconds from pushing you off.

Batman! Joker and Two-Face have hijacked a pirate ship and are heading
east!

Ah, the ol' random plot
to forget a girlfriend routine. I'll be right there!

To the Bat Boat!
Master Dick took it for a joy ride this morning and hasn't come back.
Master... who?
Robin, sir.
Oh, right. Well, I could call in a favor...

Sorry Bats. Just sent Aqualad off in my boat to find Black Manta and
get him to unshrink me.
You must have something else! Anything!
Anything, huh?

Your evil days are--
Nice ride Bat Boy
Shuddup.

Get him!

GAH! Lousy midgets!
We prefer "little people."

HA!

AUGH! Better bring out my...

Bat-Octopus Repellant! Well, it's really just spray paint... but it
stings like hell!

Hey Bats! I got our
secret weapon to take care of these punks!

I smell apple!
It's cherry ya dunce!

Where'd you get a giant fruit pie anyway?
Sears. Wanna help me
eat it?
Do I!?
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