Yes, I am fucking flaming!


Don't Ask Basically, I've got no job, no life, and I sit around all day. What happened, you ask? Well, it's this stupid disease I have called "Epstein-Barr Virus." Yeah, I know, it's the "yuppie disease." What happens is that you can't get out of bed, have no energy, and sleep all day. Seems really trivial, right? Well, not when it goes on for months, or years. I have been out of business since October of 1999 (as you can see by the last time I updated!) And in case you were wondering; no, I didn't learn anything new about HTML I just got a new page builder. I BE STOOPID.


Rocky Horror and My Arse

My Sexy Boyfriend...and no, you can't have him
Okay, so there's nothing new to report on my arse. But since the only time I got out of the house during the past year was to do Rocky Horror on the weekends -- once, sometimes, twice a week -- that's basically all I have to talk about until I get another job. I went to the 25th anniversary in October, which was oddly enough on my birthday. There I kissed Richard O'Brien and won the costume contest as Janet Weiss. For all you non-RHPS folks out there, this means that I kissed the legendary guy who wrote the movie and the play and the music and all of that, who also played the conniving butler in the film. I also have the best Janet costume in the country. Whoopee-doo! So basically, I did a couple of awesome things that will probably seem totally lame to any normal human being. So what's new in the life of Liz?


LIVE SEX AT THE NUART!

This guy lies... This guy also lies.
Recently, a bunch of typical computer geek losers (okay, even worse than me) decided to start covering the theater where I do Rocky Horror with a bunch of flyers accusing me and my fellow cast members of being prostitutes, rapists, pedophiles, etc. They had the nerve to call themselves Christians, and chose to include a shitload of meaningless religious propaganda to these flyers in order to make it seem like they actually had a real agenda. In reality, these guys are just bored assholes who've had their hands slapped by Rocky Horror people one too many times. One of them even made a website, claiming to be me and stating I was a hooker. Get a life, guys. (If you would like to see a lovely flyer these people made of me, click here.)



Missed You.

Fuck My Easter Egg!
I basically made this page to let you guys know that I'm still alive. ;) Yes, I am still dating Scott. No, I will not have sex with you. Yes, you should email me. No, you should not stalk me. Yes, you should call me and we'll go out and have fun. No, you should not flyer my theater. Yes, you should come see the show. The End!...
(FOR NOW)




Cool Ass Links

Stile Project (just don't tell your Mom I sent you there!)
http://www.stileproject.com

Sins O' the Flesh Website (info on the cast, half naked virgins, etc.)
http://www.sinsotheflesh.org

The Index! (Try it...you'll like it! And then sign the guestbook!)
http://roswell.fortunecity.com/poe/433/AllMyChilluns.html