-You incorporate everything people say into an SG song ex. (in a restaurant)
Person: "I'd like fries on the side-"
You: "with a cherry on top, you're sleek, velvet, gold lamé - Oh. Uh... never mind."
-You threaten to kill people when they turn off a SG song.
-You threaten to kill people when they insult SG.
-You wear black, brilliant blue, violet, or brilliant orange all the time.
-You learn to play the keyboard or guitar or both.
-You name your pets Obi, Wally, Darren, Daz, Daniel, Dan, or Stanley.
-You make a SG website.
-You go to the store every day to see if there's any new SG stuff there.
-You celebrate Dan's and Darren's birthdays.
- You make a "ways you know you're obsessed" list.....
-You develop an Aussie accent
-You can't understand why NASA won't give you a ticket to the moon and back.
-Your favourite colour is violet.
-Violets are your favourite flower.
-You write Darren and Daniel's names all over your binders.
-You're reading this page.
-You sign your letters with "Truly Madly Deeply - 'your name here'".
-You call Pepto Bismol the cure for the fire inside the man
-You think they should be featured in "Better Homes and Gardens". They are better, right?
-You have deciphered what the lady is saying in "I Want You".
-You have attempted to get magenta feelings.
-You sing "I Want You" for breathing exercises.
-You dream of visiting Santa Monica in the wintertime. (or have, for that matter.)
-Your Netscape bookmarks start saying "Savage Garden, More Savage Garden, I love Savage Garden, -Savage Garden:The Next generation..."
-If you could bring three things on a deserted island two of them would be Savage Garden and the other would be their CD. (except that you would need a CD player to hear their CD)
-You've framed your concert ticket/s and they are hanging proudly on your wall.
-You've mysteriously started to idolize Bono.
-You write letters to Santa asking for the band member of your choice to be put in your stocking.
-"Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might - have Darren wear those nice leather pants at the concert tonight!"
-"Darren, darren, he's our man! If he can't do it, maybe Daniel can!"
-You love Darren so much that when you meet him he tells you to come stand a little bit closer, you breathe in and get a bit higher... no, you get REALLY high, no.... you are like totally drunk, stoned and staggering around
-You have a (empty or full) bottle of cherry cola in your room.
-You have so many posters of them you can't see your wall anymore.
-You go to the library, take out "The Vampire Lestat" and memorize every page that includes the words savage garden.
-Your friend sings a SG lyric wrong and you feel you MUST correct her/him.
-You dream of phoning your best friends from Darren's Darth Vader phone
-You watch the movie "Hackers" because there are two characters called, wait for it......Crash and Burn
-You get ED TV out because they are in San Francisco
-You buy the second Star Wars movie cause Darren is in it
-Everyday you scan the papers and magazines looking for anything that has to do with SG
-You name your hamsters Crash and Burn, Darren and Daniel, etc?
-When asked about Jesus you say 'I'll bet he was Cool'
-You have a CD player in every room and in the car with Savage Garden playing continuously
-You have a back-up copy of the C&B video
-Your friends all know that bad moods are cured by Savage sounds
-You've got all their CDs and singles and listen to them every day.
-You know every lyric to every song they've ever performed.
-You speak English with an Aussie accent even though you've never been to Australia.
-You quote Darren and Daniel when ever you can.
-You refuse to drink anything but Starbucks Coffee and Cherry Cola.
-You always eat Hershey's chocolate.
-You're trying to be as bad as Daniel with a hula hoop.
-You think that you're funnier than you really are.
-You can execute a perfect impersonation of that squeaky thing that Darren does on Superstars and Cannonballs in the Parallel Lives section.
-You know every little detail on the videos The Story So Far and Superstars and Cannonballs.
-You've met people who have never heard of Savage Garden, but a week later they're obsessed-thanks to you.
-You've read all the Anne Rice vampire novels - more than once.
-You've been to at least one of their concerts and carried a huge banner which you'd worked on for ages.
-You never write the entire title of an SG song - it's always just BMSM, CAB, AAM, TMD, etc.
-If you were to change your name you'd pick Jake or Mandy instead.
-You know what it means to be a lightsider or a darksider.
-You ARE a lightsider or a darksider.
-You buy every magazine which contains SG - even though it's just a teeny-weeny photo of them.
-You beg your parents to give you a part of the backyard to grow your own little savage garden.
-You love everything about Star Wars.
-You suddenly buy everything involving Bono, U2, or Meg Ryan.
-You have Darren's real recipe for Chic-a-cherry Cola.
-SG has gone platinum 6 times because you've bought at least 5 platinum worth of their CDs
-You're constantly thinking up of new ways to get to SG
-You plan on calling your future kids Darren or Daniel
-Your CD player has broke at least once from overplaying a certain CD
-You tried to run away from home to join their backup vocals.
-You succeeded.
-You've devised a fiendish plot to get plastic surgery so you look like Anna-Maria or Nicole, then kidnap and hide them so you can take their place
-You succeeded.
-Every word out of your mouth is either "Daniel" or "Darren" or just plain "Savage Garden."
-Everyone around you knows who just "Darren", "Daniel", "Anna Maria", "Nicole", etc. are.
-You get plastic surgery to look like Colby
-You did so then went all the way to Australia, pleading to Darren that "you want him back."
-You know who Colby is
-You would follow Darren or Daniel to 'Santa Monica', to 'The Moon and Back', even to the ends of the 'Universe', even if it 'Breaks you Shakes you' just so you can say 'A Thousand Words' to declare how much you 'Truly Madly Deeply' love them, then cry 'Tears of Pearls' when they sic security on you.
- Every night when 'the stars are shining brightly in the velvet sky' you 'make a wish to send it to heaven'
- You find a way to throw Colby and Darren on top of Mt. Everest, dunk them in the Atlantic Ocean, then finally krazy-glue them to the earth to see if he really wants to 'stand with her on a mountain, bathe with her in the sea, and lay like this forever'. If he doesn't, then accuse Darren of being insincere.
-You refuse to make any more promises 'cos Darren told you to "don't go making all these promises you know you cannot keep."
-You find out when Darren or Daniel's going to Santa Monica, then take your skateboard there and run them over, yelling "Hey, it was you who warned everyone to watch out for us in-line skaters!"
-You take a glass, chuck it against the wall, because Darren said "time is a broken glass that splinters against the wall" then take the broken pieces and put them in a capsule, since Darren told you to "Put Time in a Capsule".
-You show up at a SG concert in a Darth Vader costume, repeating in a monotone voice to Darren, "You have been chosen. Now you must come with us."
-You pretend to be one of the characters from the Vampire Chronicles to catch their attention. (Ex: Lestat, Louis, Gabrielle, etc.)
-You know who Anna Maria Laspina, Elisa Fiorillo, Angi Bekker, and Jen Waite are
-You know who Jennifer Blakeman, Lee Novak, Ben Carey, and Karl Lewis are.
-You're willing to go door to door in San Francisco-all to find Darren's house.
-Whenever you happen to visit a Starbucks in San Francisco you're constantly looking everywhere in case Darren is there.
-Your parents want to take you to a psychiatrist. When they do, your psychiatrist leaves the session early to grab a copy of Affirmation, claiming you are 'the only good thing when all is wrong'
-You've sent a birthday greeting to Darren, Daniel, or Leonie.
-You know who Leonie is.
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