"I thought we were supposed to be a billion-dollar band. We're using 'sticky tape'."
-Darren Hayes of Savage Garden
"I try to act my age. I'm 73 now, so I'm pretty lame!"
-Pat Monahan of Train
"If ya don't know whur ta start, go back to da beginnin'."
-Great Uncle Alfons, in 'Escanaba in Da Moonlight'
"What's he looking for?"
-Ranger Tom, in 'Escanaba in Da Moonlight'
"You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays drums!"
-The Sphinx, in 'Mystery Men'
"What a dream I was having! Louis Armstrong was trying to kill me!!!!"
-Momma, in 'Throw Momma From the Train'
"Normal is only a setting on the washing machine!"
-Bethany
"You know if we were Spice Boys, I'd be Hairy Spice"
- Darren Hayes
"The only thing we have in common with those 'boy bands' is that we're male. I think. We can't dance for sh*t."
- Darren Hayes
"Why the hell do people assume we're into gardens?"
- Darren Hayes
"I invented an alter ego. His name is Edwardo Phillipe and he's a Latin Australian born in Brazil but RAISED in Australia. Due to an unfortunate rollerskating incident he is no longer able to perform the Salsa or other related sexy Latino dances. Don't ask me to explain. Hey..if I could dance don't you think I'd be makin' my own sexy butt videos?"
- Darren Hayes
"We were at the the circus watching monkey trainers, and we just shared an affinity for monkeys."
- Darren on how he met Daniel
"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
-
Dave Edison.
"What's the use you learning to do right, when it's troublesome to do right and ain't no trouble to do wrong, and the wages is just the same?"
-Mark Twain
"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you"
-Unknown(Thanks to Bethany for this one!)
"I like children - fried."
-
W.C. Fields.
"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."
-Steven Wright.
"I poke badgers with spoons"
-Unknown
"Every time I think that I'm getting old, and gradually going to the grave, something else happens."
-Elvis Presley
"I don't know anything about music. In my line of work you don't have to."
-Elvis Presley
"If life hands you a lemon,throw it at someone"
-John Rzeznik
"You know how neurotic I am? I'm the only guy in the world who has a self-help tattoo."
-John Rzeznik
"When you get mad, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and 4 to put up your middle finger!
-John Rzeznik
"Tonight I'm wearing my Home of the Whopper Boxer Shorts."
-John Rzeznik
"Punk's not dead, it's just at K-Mart."
-John Rzeznik
"I'm going to stockpile beef jerky and water and dig myself a latrine."
-John Rzeznik on Y2K
"Think about the baby Jesus! The one in the tall tower who let down his hair... and the three wise men climbed up it so they could spin the dreidle to see if there was six more weeks of winter left!"
-Karen from 'Will and Grace'
"Slowly but surely the penguins steal my sanity."
-Unknown
"Holy rusted metal, Batman!"
-Robin, 'Batman Forever'
"You're just jealous because I'm a real freak and you have to wear a mask."
? , 'Batman Returns'
"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you"
Carl Jung
"I can resist everything except temptation"
Oscar Wilde
"Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance"
William Shakespeare
"Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
F.P. Jones
"Welcome to the Caribbean, love."
Captain Jack Sparrow
"Stupid, fat hobbit!"
Gollum, in "The Two Towers"
"It's true you don't see many dwarf women. In fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are mistaken for dwarf men."
Gimli, in "The Two Towers"
"Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying!"
Marlin, in "Finding Nemo"
"Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!"
Seagulls, in "Finding Nemo"
"I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my Squishy"
Dory, in "Finding Nemo"
"Yes, I see a light. . .Hey, conscience, am I dead?"
Dory, in "Finding Nemo"
"Hello. My name is Dory. I don't think I've ever eaten a fish."
Dory, in "Finding Nemo"
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