If it itches, you can reach
it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be
offended if you scratch in public.
No one notices if you have
hair growing in weird places as you get older.
Personal hygiene is a blast:
No one expects you to take a bath everyday, and
you don't even have to comb your hair.
Having a wet nose is a sign
of good health.
No one thinks less of you
for passing gas. some people might even think you're
cute.
Who needs a big home
entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can
entertain you for hours.
You can spend hours just
smelling stuff.
No one ever expects you to
pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry
about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's
someone else's fault.
It doesn't take much to make
you happy. your always excited to see the same
old people. All they have to do is leave the room
for five minutes and come back.
Every garbage can looks like
a cold buffet to you.
