You avoid vacuuming the
carpet for as long as possible because your dog
is afraid of the vacuum cleaner.
You make popcorn just to
play catch with your dog.
You carry pictures of your
dog in your wallet...no people.
Your dog has his own website
and you promote it more than your own.
Your husband comes home from
work hungry, lifts the lid on the pot on the
stove, and asks "Is this dog-stew or people-stew?"
In a pinch, you don't give a
second thought to using the dog's brush.
You have dog hair stuck on
the tape of gifts you wrap.
You visit relatives only if
there is a dog show nearby.
Without thinking, you pat
your husband on the head instead of hugging him.
You are pickier about the
shampooyou use on your dog than the one you use
for yourself.
When you get your film
developed there are no pictures of anything with
less that 4 legs.
When you knit, there are
little pieces of dog hair knitted in with the
article.
When people see you, they
ask you how many dogs you have now.
you fall asleep at night
with the dogs head on your shoulder and your arms
around it, and not your husband.
You have tasted a dog
biscuit to be sure they're good enough.
You have lied to your
husband to keep the dog out of trouble.
