Your dog sleeps with you.
You have dozens of names for
your dog...and he understands them all.
You carry dog treats in your
purse or briefcase at all times.
You talk about your dog the
way other people talk about their kids.
You send birthday and
Christmas cards to people from your dog.
You put an extra blanket on
the bed so your dog will be comfortable.
You'd rather stay home and
cuddle your dog on Saturday night than go out
with friends.
You and your dog come down
with the flu on the same day. Your dog sees the
vet while you settle for over-the-counter
remidies.
Your license plate mentions
your dog.
The only picture on your
office desk is that of your dog.
You skip breakfast so your
dog can have his morning walk before work.
You are the only person
walking in the rain because your dog needs it's
walk.
Your weekend activities are
planned around your dog.
You keep an extra water dish
in the bedroom in case your dog gets thirsty at
night.
You never completely finish
dinner, no matter how hungry, so your dog gets a
taste too.
You shovel zig-zag patterns
in the snow so your dog can reach all his
favorite places
