No body's feet are allowed
on the furniture, but your dog is welcome to
sleep on any piece of furniture they choose.
You start barking at your
children to "Sit" or"Stay".
You can only remember people
by associating them with their dog.
You voice is innediately
recognized by your vet's receptionist.
Your dog decides he doesn't
like someone and you tend to agree.
You describe your children
as having loving temperments rather than
personalities.
Complete strangers call you
on the phone because they heard you were a 'dog
person'.
You have more dog food and
treats in the house than you have people food.
While proudly showing off
your family album, your guest asks, "Isn't
there anyone else in your family besides your dog?"
You've traced your dog's
family tree further than you have your own.
Your dog has the best
birthday party over and above any other kid in
the neighborhood.
You start asking your dog
questions like, "Did you want pickles on
your McDonalds hamburger? How about some fries?"
All you do is look up dogs
on the internet.
The kitchen trash can is
permanetly installed in the kitchen sink to keep
your dog out of it while you're at work.
You can't see out of the
passenger side windshield because of all those
nose prints.
You have used your dog's
shampoo.
Your dog has his own email
address.
You cry watching Lassie.
You don't visit people who
won't let your dog in their house.
You can pick a dog hair out
of your food and finish eating without batting an
eye.
Your dog has a Christmas
stocking and gets gifts from Santa.
