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WOOF!
Hello and Merry Christmas again!  I can't believe it's finally here!  I have waited and waited!
Last year, I got to tell you all about what Christmas was like for me, so I thought I'd do something a little different this year!  Someone sent me this in an email and I thought I'd share it with you...
I hope you enjoy them as much as I did!
 

Doggie Christmas Rules

1. Be especially patient with your human during this time.  They may appear to be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog leans.
 
 

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2.  They may come home with large bags of things they call gifts.  DO NOT assume that all of the gifts are yours.






3.  Be tolerant if your humans put decorations on you.  They seem to get some special kind of pleasure out of seeing how you look with fake antlers.
 
 


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4.  They may bring a large tree into the house and set it up in a prominent place and cover it with lights and decorations. Bizarre as this may seem to you, it is an important ritual with humans, so there are some things you need to know:


 

5.  Your humans may occasionally invite lots of strangers to come visit during this season.  These parties can be lots of fun, but they also call for some discretion on your part:

6.  Likewise: Your humans may take you visiting. Here your manners will also be important: 7.  A big man with a white beard and a very loud laugh may emerge from your fireplace in the middle of the night..........

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DON'T BITE HIM!!!



*Author unknown*
 

Thanks for stopping by...I hope you have enjoyed this!  Stop by soon and visit my Christmas 200 Photo Gallery!  I have a new sister (Sassy) and this is her first Christmas.

Your pal,
Samson


 
 

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