The Locked Room Mystery: The Astrology of Ellery Queen
By Agatha McLeod*

A Scorpio was murdered...
--Aries did it.
--Taurus instigated it
--Gemini wrote it up for the "Times"
--Cancer wept and wailed about all the blood on the Persian carpet--and made a fortune selling tickets for tours around the murder site
--Leo wrote a best selling play about it--then starred in the play
--Virgo gave a two hour sermon on it carefully analyzing why God's Divine Love guarentees hellfire for sinners
--Libra quietly organized the funeral and called the caterers to provide for those mourners sitting Shiva for it.
--Sagittarius gave the eulogy at the funeral
--Capricorn passed a law against it
--Aquarius arranged the orgy at the wake
--During the funeral, Pisces smiled dreamily and told everyone that "they were just working out their karma and if we all only have faith, everything will be fine.
--The next day on the Orient Express, a Pisces was murdered...

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