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"If the Iraqi army were to find out Kurtzmann has been hiding in Kuwait City since their invasion---they'd use his knowledge to advance their nuclear capability. We can't allow that to happen."
"Just a bunch of bloody fools playing a bloody fool's game."
"A game which could turn into World War III if we're not careful."
---Commando and Pyro and Commando, NM annual 7 (one of Commando's last appearances)
"I mean, I agreed to capture Mystique for Fitch. Should I risk my life to remove Mystique's freedom? She's a lousy mutant hunter, but she's no criminal..."
---Firestar, MCP 84
"I must be out of my mind! It's like Woody Allen fighting Mike Tyson."
---Commando, Incredible Hulk 369
"So, anyway, I'm waitin' f'my plane, an' out on the runway, the Blob is hijackin' a Piper Navajo...which is a small plane. A very small plane. So I go down an' very politely tell `im--- 'Hey, Blob, I think that plane is too small f'someone of your large economy-sized stature.' To which he---an' very rudely I might add---knocks me through a couple hangars."
---Strong Guy's narration, X-Factor 107
"Don't fret, X-Men. Li'l fella ain't croaked. I can feel him wrigglin'."
---Blob (as he sits on Wolverine), UXM 225
"Tell her we'll be there on time, Blob...no thanks to you!"
"Keep it up, Avalanche, and you won't need yer mutant earth-shifting power to plow through to the village..."
---Avalanche and Blob, MCP 41
"Surrender, Hulk! We don't want to hurt you."
"Well, now that's a relief."
---Commando and Hulk, Incredible Hulk 369
"Now follow me! Once we dispose of Professor X, all the secrets...all the powers of the X-Men will be mine! The whole human race will bow down to---the Blob!"
---Blob, X-Men 3 (volume 1)
"And furthermore, Judge Blob, I contend that the defendant, Pietro Quicksilver, whatever his last name is, can't be considered an evil mutant just because he once belonged to the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants..."
"Objection, your honor!"
"Objection? What are you objectin' to, myte?"
"Huh? Well, on L.A. Law.... Now wait a minute! This is a fake trial! I can object to whatever I blamed well want!"
"Simmer down, Stonewall!"
"Order!! Order in the court! You guys keep acting up an' I'll sit on ya!"
---Pyro and Stonewall and Pyro and Stonewall and Pyro and Blob, CA 346
"Y' ask me, boss, my old gran in Woolamaloo could take these two."
"Man, Pyro, you Aussies think yore gran'ma's can take anybody!"
---Pyro and Blob, UXM 223
"What do I do, Mystique?"
"You, Avalanche? You get down on your knees in eternal gratitude that I even deign to take you with us, after you disobeyed my orders and escaped prison on your own!"
---Avalanche and Mystique, Rom 31
"What th--?!"
"It's Avalanche! The broken-armed idiot can't control his power!"
---Blob and Pyro, Rom 31
"Avalanche, you great thump, look what'cha done! Good guys don't make messes...we clean `em up!"
---Pyro, UXM 206
"No, you idiot! You overreacted! Hurry---clear away the debris!"
---Mystique (to Avalanche), MCP 83
"Well, ya can guess what happened next---the fire reached the fuel truck---and we were both killed in the explosion! Nah---I'm jus' playin' with ya. We weren't killed. The Blob did take the brunt of the blast, though. An' I hadda get `im outta there...maybe it was me, but I swear I could smell bacon."
---Strong Guy's narration, X-Factor 107
*BZZZ*
"The door! Warren---it may be too late to hire anybody! What if it's the Sisterhood again?"
"I don't think they'd bother to ring."
---Dazzler and Angel, Dazzler 22
[which is funny, because when Avalanche was sent to kill Carol Danvers, he did ring the bell]
"Idiots!"
"Uh...hiya, Spiral."
"How pathetic. Complete failures. I should have known."
"Wasn't our fault! Daredevil was in town, an' he busted me arm!"
"Yeah, an' he hit me!"
---Spiral and Blob and Spiral and Pyro and Blob, DD 269
"Immovable, Blob? Can't be hurt, Blob? Let's test that out."
"Stop! That's---that's not how my power works!"
---Hulk and Blob, Incredible Hulk 369
"What does he want?"
"He offers a haven. A refuge. A home."
"How many bathrooms?"
---Toad and Exodus and Pyro, X-Men Unlimited 2
"You call that quiet?"
"For us---that was quiet!"
---Commando and Avalanche, X-Men Annual 2
"You'd think that a guy like the Blobinator wouldn't be too hard t'find---that he'd stick out like a...well, like a great big huge guy. Unfortunately, I guess the same could be saida me! So when I finally find `im, he's bearin' down on me from behind the wheel of a jumbo jet---an' he's not applyin' the brake! An' y'know---I don't think he even has a license t'be in there..."
---Strong Guy's narration, X-Factor 107
"Don't you crumble on me, Avalanche."
---Mystique, X-Factor 109
"What's this? Have the local yokels run outta men, so they haveta send hippos against me now?"
---Unus the Untouchable (at his first meeting with soon-to-be-best-friend Blob), X-Men 20 (volume 1)
"So 'Mister Death', you're the monster responsible for one of the largest drug pipelines in all of South America?"
"Calm down, Robert...my tight schedule doesn't include time for your campaign speeches."
"Mystique!"
"A little louder---they didn't hear you in Dallas."
---Senator Kelly and Mystique (as Senor Muerte) and Kelly and Mystique, MCP 41
"Place is crazy! I hate crazy!"
---Blob, UXM 226
"Ah! I was hoping you'd show up. What's the FF for? 'French Fried'?"
---Hulk (to Pyro), Incredible Hulk 369
"Rogue! Open this door!"
"Who does she think she is, my mother?"
---Mystique and Rogue, Marvel Fanfare 60
"Senor Muerte, if you're ever in America---"
"Yes?"
"Drop dead! Hyuk hyuk hyuk!"
---Blob and Muerte and Blob, MCP 41
"Sweet Peak Freens!"
---Avalanche, Incredible Hulk 263
"You all roit, mate?"
"Funny you should ask, St. John...but yes...I'm fine...and you--?"
"Heh---I'll live. Heh."
---Pyro and Empyrean and Pyro, X-Men annual 2 (the issue in which it was revealed he has Legacy)
"Excuse me, yer royal Blobness, but the airline's got enough trouble keepin' track of all the luggage without you like...wallowin' `round in it. Or are you tryin' to film a new Samsonite commercial...? Personally, I like the one with the monkey best."
---Strong Guy, X-Factor 107
"Mystique---do we gotta?"
"Yes, Blob, we 'gotta'."
---Blob and Mystique, Avengers: Deathtrap:the Vault
"Leave Rom? No! We've gotta help him!"
"Rogue, need I remind you that we are evil mutants?"
---Rogue and Mystique, Rom 32
"Hahahahah! The Blob is immovable! The Blob is gonna kill--?"
---Blob (as he collapses), DD 269
"Well, since our interrogation of Avalanche turned into a bit of a fiasco--"
"I prefer to think of it as a debacle..."
---Forge and Strong Guy, X-Factor 108
"We should tell him. I've been feeling awful since the Colossal Man festival."
"I'd rather tell the Blob I ate the last piece of cake in the refrigerator."
---Sunspot and Meltdown, X-Force 76
"I'll bet Red didn't check the boss-lady for her little tracking device in her belt. We can home in on her and attack `em en masse."
"Yeah, and we'll be all together, too!"
---Avalanche and Blob, MCP 86
"A'Riiight! I totalled it! I must be weird, diggin' destruction!"
"You are worse! You are sick, twisted, mindlessly murderous! You embody every evil of the surface world I sought to escape."
"Skinny, yer talkin' to the dude who just put the kibosh on the Incredible Hulk!"
---Avalanche and Landslide and Avalanche, Incredible Hulk 263
"Howdy, folks! Make room at the bar! And ladies---here's your chance to get lucky!"
---Blob, DD 269
"These are blueprints of a weapons storage facility outside Seattle."
"Too late ta go fer an architecture degree, Morty. There's a glut on that market."
"How droll, Fred."
---Toad and Blob and Toad, Darkhawk 20
"Welcome to 'Beltway Travel', X-Factor. It'll be our pleasure to book you a one-way ticket---TO YOUR GRAVES!"
---Col. Malone (speaking of Commando and Avalanche), X-Factor 102
"Smoke's thicker than Blob's gut--!"
---Pyro, NM annual 7
"An' this is just like 'Free Willy'---except I'm not a whale---you're not an exploitive marine world administrator---an' I don't think Willy ever decked some guy with a tremendous left cross! Although I could be wrong...s'been a while since I seen it."
---Strong Guy (as he punches out Avalanche), X-Factor 109
"But when Fred J. Dukes plants his feet, there ain't no force on earth can move him. That's why they call me the Blob!"
"Pretty brave talk for someone who's been beaten by the X-Men more times than he can count! Always assuming, of course, you can count."
---Blob and (Super) Sabre II, X-Men 106
"I beat you all once, and I'll do it again! But this time I won't be so merciful!"
"Bravo! Spoken like a true little Blob!"
---Blob and Angel, X-Men 3 (volume 1)
"Well, Mystique, I see your troops are as disciplined as ever!"
"Do we know him, Destiny?"
---Cyclops (in X-Factor disguise) and Mystique, X-Factor 8
"Say yaw pwayers, wabbit!"
---Blob, X-Factor 107
"The General is a mutant?"
"Try again, hot stuff. My name is Mystique. I impersonated the General in order to infiltrate this facility and sabotage his Sentinels. And I would have gotten away with it...if it weren't for you pesky kids."
---Cuban revolutionary and Mystique, Mystique 5
"He's lookin' half full of crazy and half full of nuts."
---Gambit (about Pyro), UXM 362
"The game is up, Mystique! Now you'll have to battle Muerte and his people!"
"If you intend to live long enough to say 'you told me so...' ...then keep your head down!"
---Senator Kelly and Mystique, MCP 41
"I hate this! I really hate this! And I'm gonna kill Mystique!"
---Blob, Incredible Hulk 369
"Turn left!! Turn left!!!"
"Is that my left, or your left?"
"It's the same thing!!"
---Blob and Strong Guy and Blob, X-Factor 107
"Sorry, Charlie---you'll haveta move lots faster'n that...to catch meAIEAEIAEIII!"
---Super Sabre I (as Spiral trips him), UXM 223
"In plain English I'm pretty terrific, huh? Heck, I coulda told you that all the time!"
---Blob, X-Men 3 (volume 1)
"I gotta hand it to ya, Misty. You said you'd bust us outta stir, an' you did it!"
"If that compliment doesn't make Mystique's day, Blob, I don't know what will."
---Blob and Avalanche, Avengers annual 10
"...I said I was sorry."
"That's sporting of you, considering your irresponsibility may have placed the entire mission in jeopardy."
---Ballard/Centurion and Mystique, Ms Marvel 17
"Why do you do this, child? Unlike Mystique, I sense no evil in you."
"Ah'll bet you say that to all the girls!"
---Rom and Rogue, Rom 32
"I met with the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants today. They were in quite the mood. Note to self: never try to match the Blob shot for shot. Especially tequila."
---Adrian Eiskalt's narration, X-Men Unlimited 2
"Can't we take just a little money? A million or two..?"
---Avalanche, MCP 41
"Wuzzat good fer you, Jugs? Hawhrrr! Betcha wish I dint have no baked beans fer supper. Not ta mention took more baths. When the Blob lands on folks...there's a reason after, they wish they wuz dead."
---Blob, Uncanny X-Men 463
"What is this?"
"Story of my #@%*ing life..."
---Cuban soldier and Mystique, Mystique 5
"Meanwhile, I guess ol' Blob-a-lob-a-ding-dong punched a hole in the floor, and boarded the plane. Apparently, his preferred destination was some island in the Bahamas...and all I can picture is cases and cases of sunblock..."
---Strong Guy's narration, X-Factor 107
"Hey, Pyro...got a light?"
"You're kidding, right?"
---Blob and Pyro, Hulk 369
"Ha! Where did you guys get these exo-skeletons...Radio Shack?"
---Blob, MCP 41
"Well, I'll just fry his butt..."
"He probably thinks he can fry my butt."
---Pyro's and Daredevil's thoughts, DD 269
"Whatever, if you wanted to reward me, why take me here? This coffee tastes like someone wrung it out of the Blob's unitard."
---Mystique, Mystique 11
"Now...who are you, lardo?"
"You...you're kidding. You've...actually forgotten the Blob?"
"Oh. Blob, huh? I thought you were the guy who played Roseanne Barr's husband."
---Hulk and Blob and Hulk, Incredible Hulk 369
