If you have problems at work or someone has upset you - read these!
Do you know how to call a dog that has no legs?
You don't call it: it doesn't come anyway.
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On the door:
"Knock, knock"
Fr4om inside: "Who is it?"
Answer: "Me."
Question: "ME???????"
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Do you know how you can forget a duck in the cellar?
You get the duck, take it to the cellar and forget it there.
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Nobody and Stupid arrived to the seaside. They go for a swim.
Nobody is drowning! Stupid is calling the rescue team:
- Hey, Nobody's drowning!
- Are you stupid?
- Yes, it's me!
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What is the difference between a hen?
- It has parallel legs, especially the left one.
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A man goes peacefully through desert, when suddenly he's got slapped.
He looks on the right, on the left, he looks behind - nobody.
He looks up: it was blue sky. He keeps on going and again he's got slapped.
He looks on the right, on the left, he looks behind - nobody.
He looks up: blue sky.
He keeps on going: he's got slapped again.
He looks on the right, on the left, he looks behind - nobody.
He looks up: blue.
And here's how he's got slapped three times, out of the blue.
