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You Know You're Obsessed With Starlight Express When...

If you can come up with some that aren't on this list, send them to Control.

you see roller skates and burst into "Rolling Stock".
you see roller skates and burst into "Rolling Stock".
you see a commercial for an auto race and starting saying, "This is Control...this is Control....tonight is race night."
you hear a whistle of any kind and MUST say, "Nobody can do it like a steam train!"
someone asks you, "What's StEx???" and you want to send them to the funny farm.
you're known as "that StEx fan" to those who don't know your name.
you visit the local skating rink religiously (all the clerks know your name) and always sing a StEx song whilst skating.
AC/DC has become your favorite group...all because of Electra.
you scream, "It's Greaseball, it's Greaseball, it's Greaseball, the diesel!" when in/passing a gas station that provides services to diesels.
"I'm pumping iron" is what you say whenever you knock on a door.