Team Rocket's Guide to Learning Latin.... For all of you that doubted the brilliance of Team Rocket, we give you....

Team Rocket's Beginner's Guide to Learning Latin



Time and time again people feel the need to state that Team Rocket is the idiotic side of the Pokemon World. To this we must simply laugh! Ha! Ha ha ha! Ahem. Nonetheless, you see, Team Rocket actually has a very in-depth cultural side, with a flair for learning, knowledge, and personal improvement. Yes, we indulge in many mind challenging hobbies and activies, one of which happens to be our multi-lingual talents and gifts. So we have decided to show you our brilliance here, as we teach you the wonderful, and long dead, langauge of Rome... Latin.

I think someone's read one too many of Asterix the Gaul Amplium bellum quam tu sum.
I am more beautiful than you.

Orbis crusteli opto.
I want a doughnut!!

Aspergo capilli das.
Give me the hairspray.

Pikachum nos capebimus.
We will capture a Pikachu.

Bellum pro muno.
Beauty before duty!

Quietus! Vel flabellum chartae tu icebo.
Quiet or I will hit you with a paper fan!

And that's all for now! What? You think some of these are done WRONG?! Bah! We speak fluent Latin! Really! Any mistakes the knowledgeable may catch or note are nothing more than figments of their imaginations. Everything here is perfectly correct. We're brilliant, wonderful, and unspeakably intelligent. After all, think about it! Team Rocket translated this! Doesn't that just clear up everything?

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