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7/30/99
On Jessibell? ::She pauses a long moment, hand to her chin in deep thought:: Well, I think she played a brilliant role in "Gone with the Wind", but the following commercial career was simply shamefu-...... Oh... wait. You mean -JEZIBELL!- Aha! Well then, that's a whole other ballpark! I don't have much of an opinion on her, although she REALLY needs to do something with that hair. I mean, REALLY, Jessiebell! Ringlets are just not YOU! The Southern Bell look would be far more enhanced by a shoulder-length, softly curled style in a pale blonde shade, complete with sunbonnet and parasol. And those clothes are attrocious! Where did she get those garage sale garnments? Gah! I think a pale off-white with hints of lace, one layer, and with matching booties would of fit her far more. So, what's my opinion? Jessebell's got as much fashion sense as a piece of moldy wood.
Dear Jesse,
I have a question about meowthe I mean your a super villan and everything and I can't forget super cool but don't you have any compassion for him (and I guess dumb James)
-Raichu owner
No.
What? You want some sort of justification? We got saddled with that furball because the boss wanted to make room for Pwecious-Wecious, the Persian. And if I had a nickle for every time he kept the rest of us from having fun, I might have a couple of bucks by now. Its "Oh, no, keep away from that boutique" this and "Oh gosh, get away from that makeup" that, all the day through! He doesn't have a tasteful bone in his body! And yes. James isn't the brightest bulb in the lighthouse, is he.
What would you do if you acually got the twirp's pikachu?
kawaiipikachu
Give it to the boss, of course! That unique little rodent is our key to victory! The key to our fame! The answer to our problems! The cure for our misfortune! Our meal ticket to the eternal buffet! Of course, if we ever do get our hands on that Pikachu (which is only a matter of time, mind you!), the biggest issue at hand will be convincing James that the Pikachu is NOT actually a yummy marshmellow treat. And keeping James from gnawing the head off of marshmellow bunnies is *quite* a task, mind you.
Dear Jesse,
Um a kid I know likes Ash. And since he said that he started to scare me
cause he said "Ash is cool" and he doesn't like Team Rocket at all. I tried
convinceing him the Team Rocket is way better then Ash any day but he still
likes Ash. So does myfriend's brother. I live in a scary world Um what do
you think I should do Jessy? Like how do you think I should convince them?
The kid is obviously sick. He's just crying out for help, you see- a plea for attention. All he wants is a little attention, and his plan is probably to get much needed attention and disapline for his dilenquint behavior. There's only one thing you CAN do in this situation- get him help, and fast. There are people out there well schooled in Rocket Psychology, and it seems that this is your only remaining chance to save those you care about. Don't hesitate. You know what's best for them! And remember, if all else fails, there's nothing a mallet can't do.
Dear Jesse,
I have seriously considered dropping out of T.R. *sniffle*I stole a really sweet Eevee. Then these people in black trenchcoats took it away. I would've done anything to get it back, even traded in my Sandslash. Any ideas?
Nervous Wreck in Washington
Now, now, there's nothing giving up will fix. Team Rocket needs people like you to support it, not to give up on it! To be concise for a change, I suggest that you do the only thing that any respectable Rocketer thief would do- steal the Eevee back! Of course, that requires setting up a victim to take the blame, a perfect alibi, and a complete makeover for the little Eevee. All of which will improve you in more ways than one. So go for it! Turn a tragedy into an arts and crafts project you'll treasure for a lifetime! Jesse-O'-Rocket says! *Giggle*
7/29/99 More letters. Why pikachu and not other pokemon? How old is Jesse?
7/17/99 to 6/11/99 There weren't many letters back then. These letters include questions like James' sexual prefrences, what Team Rocket worship groups are missing and the almight question of fashion vs. comfort.
May The begining of Dear Jesse! Split ends, Supervillany and Team Rocket fashion wear (while supplies last).
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