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7/29/99
Well, anonnymous, first I'd like to introduce you to the glory of using proper punctuation and capitalization in your letters. I don't take suggestions from my intellectual inferiors, and that cuts out a HUGE number of people (as I'm sure you know fully well.) But I'd like to point out that this is a help collum for those who need the divine aid of Jesse, not a personal suggestion section.
Nonetheless, I'll dignify you with an answer. Disgustingly cute, infant egg pokemon are good for very little. The thing can't even attack! Why would we EVER give it to the boss? For a cuddle toy? A bedtime stuffed animal? An omlett? A pet chew toy? Feh. Better to get him a super-rat than an egg.
Dear Jesse.
I think that Team Rocket should think about this. Ash has a Pikachu,
Charizard, Bulbasaur, Pidgeotto, Squirtle, and probaly others. Misty has a
Horsea, Starmie, Staryu, Togepi, Goldeen,and a Pysduck. Brock has an Onix,
Geodude, Vulpix, and Zubat. Now here's the question. Why the heck are you
going after a mouse when they have rare pokémon that can make your boss
sooooooo proud, he might notice you! Well, I would like an answer. Thank
you.
~~Rei, 5 year old pokémon Trianer from Cerulean~~
Rei, there is a very good reason for this. You see, Team Rocket has its motives for going after the rat. You see, that Pikachu is unique! One of a kind! Of exceptional power and amazing ability! No other Pikachu can match it! A Charizard is a Charizard is a Charizard, but a unique Pikachu is.... well... Unique! ((OOC Note: This is actually confirmed in the 2nd Episode of Pokemon, in which Team Rocket makes its first debut. When Pikachu blew up the Pokemon Center, they openly stated that the Pikachu was unique, and started their series-long quest for Pikachu.))
And the boss DOES notice us! After all, with such beauty, talent, skill, and awe-inspiring fashion sense, how can anyone deny us? Sure, he may wave that 'Do something right or you're fired' bit at us every now and then, but its really a coverse way of covering up his adoration for our amazing deeds. After all, its not what you do, its how good you look doing it! And armed with that knowledge, nothing is beyond your reach!
Dear Jesse,
How old are you? Well if that is an evil question to ask such a beautiful young lady as yourself then I shall ask 'How old is James'? On the japanese webpage it says twelve. I Must say you are very developed for twelve if you are that age.
Thanks. Dmitri2nd
Twelve? Bah! I can't say how many times this.... strange 'Nintendo' company has messed up the minds of unsuspecting Rocketer worshipers. Whoever they are, they must be terribly confused. You see, we're both 17. Well.... I must admit, -mentally- James *DOES* fit the bill of being 12. But I, on the other hand, am simply too gorgeous to be a mere pre-teen, and I'm so very glad that you can see this simple fact. But, would we be twice the size and far more attractive then all those obnoxious brats if we weren't so much older? Its really quite simple when you think about it. ((OOC Note: Yes, its actually true. According to the voice actors and the show, they're 17, despite what common information says. In the episode with the Pokemon Master School, in which they were all quizzed on random, USELESS pokemon info, Jesse signed up quite specifcially with: "Age: 17, Occupation: Diva".))
