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7/17/99
Dear Jesse,
Are you and James a couple? And is James gay?
::Pales to a sickly shade of lovely bleached-sheet white:: WHAT?! ::Gags softly:: C-coulple? Eww!! No! Ick! Oh, gyah, ewww..... ::Shudders softly:: Ohh... Sick!! *TWITCH!* *Twitch* *Violent twitch* Ewww... I feel... dirty now. Never mention that thought again! EVER!!!
And if you felt like asking if we were a couple, why did you ask if he was gay in the same sentnce? Well, nonetheless, here's your answer. As far as I know (which I may not.... After all... His personal life is none of my business (*Cough*...Jessebell....)) he is not gay. He has a very, *VERY* strong feminine side. Maybe he likes the feel of silk and satin and dresses, perhaps? Nonetheless, he still thought Gezel and the Ghost of Maiden's Peak were cute. So I think that in itself explains enough.
Dear Jesse,
I love team rocket you rule!Anyway I need to ask a little tiny
question!Heres the story- I started my own team rocket in my neighborhood I even made the uniform!We meet every Monday and discuss Pokemon,You and
James,and other stuff.Oh and also we have a group cat who looks like Meowth wich we call Meowth and a group, actually my dog named nine short for nine tails. Anyway, the question- I think somethings missing our group ,like tottally is lacking something. What do you think it is!?
Sincereley,
Alicia from the other Team Rocket
Its nice to know the youth of the world today has good role models. Who better to hail, worship, and praise than the great Jes-... Err.. Team Rocket!! Well, it seems that you have just about everything going, spare two simple things: 1) Obsessive collections of Team Rocket items, such as Stickers, CDs, Cards, Puzzles, Boots, Figures, Nutcrackers, Posters, Soda, Folders, Keychains, Plush Dollies, Toothbrushes, Paper fans, TR Brand Doughnuts, and so forth. If the above items do not exist on the public and/or Japenese market, feel free to make them. 2)You need a Team Rocket CHOIR. Now, you may be thinking now that Jesse is insane. I may be, but in this case, I'm absolutely serious. Nothing would warm Team Rocket's hearts more than to know that a little group of fans are sitting about a campfire, singing glorious Team Rocket camp songs, as well as doing their best to mimic Team Rocket Forever and Lucky Lucky. Write your own songs, or put new words to old classics. Singing in the Rain would just be that much better with a Jesse chorus, and The Powers Rangers intro could always use some improvement. Use your imagination, and go out there and make Team Rocket proud!!!
6/11/99
Dear Jesse,
Recently I have been debating the conflicting battle of Fashion VS. Comfort, and you of all people would be the one person to ask! Alas for years I have tolled to stay on top of the fashion tower, buying only name brands and the most expensive things I could find. Sometime ago I witnessed kids wearing pajamas to school! They looked so comfortable in those mismatched things of evil. Although the colors clashed and looked so last year, they were able to sit down, unlike most of my outfits. I found myself wondering if fashion is really worth all that money I put into buying pants that just cut off my circulation. Please help me resolve the eternal conflict Jessie!
PS: Is it true you plan to fashion a line of "Rocket Wear"? --Fashion Fretting in Florida
Are you JOKING?! What type of a fashion-minded soul would EVER bring up such a rediculous question? Why, the answer is OBVIOUSLY that fashion takes presedance over all others. Sure, those kids in pajamas may of been comfortable, but think about the colors.. the shapes.. the angles, the curves, and the design... They're all lost!! That's horrible, horrendous, and a crime against all that is Fashion! (Unless, of course, they're extremely fashionable pajamas. Like mine.) Take the Team Rocket outfit, for one. Its extremely fashionable, and brings out the best of my unparalleled beauty. It in itself is one of the most glorious fashion statements available. And do you know what I have to go through in that thing? Its terribly drafty and horrible to wear out in the cold, and do you have ANY idea how hard it is to be 'blasting off', scorched, shocked, plummeting, or fleeing in that skirt? It takes TALENT to pull that off! (And something I'm never short on, at that.) So fashion over comfort, forever!! (Besides.. The issues of fashion and living with such a thing are always great conversation fodder.)
And.. yes! We have considered issuing a line of Rocket Wear. I was considering releasing it under the name of 'Ensembles a la Jesse', although at the moment there is a bit of an issue over funding and legal rights. Hopefully the first released line of Jesse-wear (as I like to call it. ^_^) will include some classic Rocket-esque outfits, such as 'Le Salon de Rocket: Renaisance a la Jesse' and perhaps my pajamas. Classic replicas, of course. (($54.37 per outfit- Comming soon to a store near you!))
