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22 October, 1997
After the feminist revolution, a couple of men were sentenced to
death for oppressing women. (They had been caught saying that William
Shakespeare was a better writer than Margaret Drabble.)
On the day of their execution, the feminist guard comes to the door
of their cell and says: "Prisoners usually get served a last meal of
rancid gruel mixed with bugs. I'm giving you rancid gruel without any
bugs."
The first man says "Excellent! That is truly wonderful!" After they
finish the gruel, the feminist guard comes back and says, "I'm supposed
to give you each 50 lashes with a cat-o'-nine-tails, but I'm tired and
I'll only give you 25." The first man says "This is wonderful, truly
most superb!" After the 25 lashes, the feminist guard leads them out
to the courtyard before a firing squad. She says: "My orders were not
to let you have blindfolds in front of the firing squad. But I'm going
to strip you naked, tear your clothes to shreds, and give you a scrap
of your own clothing to use as a blindfold."
The first man says "This is absolutely wonderful!" Finally the second
man can't stand it any longer and he says,
"What are you praising this feminist for? She's about to have us
killed." "Keep quiet you fool," the first man whispers, "I'm trying
to encourage the moderates."
Our thanks for permission to reprint this joke go to:
Per's MANifesto
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