DISCLAIMER:None of these characters are mine,and no copyright
infringement is intended.There is a yaoi kissing scene,as well as some
suggestive dialogue;but don't let it scare ya.Yes,I did overcome a
severe case of writer's block to come up with my first fic since "The
Surprise Announcement,"as well as a malicious assault to my views(in
the form of defwood's rather disgusting shockfic "The Trial of A Ranma
Fanfic Writer").So please be gentle.
"Konatsu's First Kiss"(A Ranma 1/2 yaoi fanfic),by Mike Rhea
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It was a typical weekday morning at Ucchan's okonomiyaki.Business was
low,and Konatsu was minding the restaurant while Ukyou was at school,
as was her fiance,Ranma.
About an hour later,it was the beginning of lunch.One of the first
lunchtime customers was a well known ice skater.He was obviously
hungry,but he suddenly couldn't keep his eyes off the "lady" before
him;and he only got more interested when he had finished eating.
"Hey,miss...,"inquired the skater."...what's your name?"
"The name's Konatsu,"replied Konatsu."Why do you ask?"
"You're the most beautiful woman I've laid my eyes on."
"Why,thanks.What's your name?"
"Mikado Sanzenin."
"Nice to meet you,Sanzenin-kun."
Mikado continued to linger at the okonomiyaki-ya for a couple more
hours.Finally,when the lunchtime crowds had dwindled,Mikado asked
Konatsu "Natsu-chan,can you please come over here?"
Konatsu walked around to the other side of the counter."What did you
need,Sanzenin-kun?"
"I love you,Natsu-chan."Mikado then embraced Konatsu and they began
kissing very passionately.
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However,they were not aware that a certain aquatranssexual martial
artist(who had a bump on his head from being malleted into the sky
courtesy of Akane Airlines for catching his uncute fiancee and the
Furinkan High School principal together in a compromising position)
and his cute fiancee(who was dressed in her usual boy's school uniform)
were eavesdropping on the whole situation just outside the restaurant.
"Ucchan...,"inquired Ranma."...do you think Nabiki would not only have
taken scandalous pictures of these 2 lovebirds,but also would have
tried to sell them to you?"
"Certainly,Ran-chan...,"replied Ukyou."...if she hadn't caught her
sister and the principal together in that compromising position."
"True.At least I can't get malleted on a daily basis anymore."
"Also,it appears that Natsu-chan has finally found true romance."
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"Natsu-chan...,"inquired Mikado."...can I take you to my house?"
A Genma-panda-style sign held by Ukyou outside a window,but within
Konatsu's sight,read "Go for it!"
"Sure!,"replied Konatsu.
Mikado and Konatsu left the okonomiyaki-ya together.At that same
moment,Ranma and Ukyou entered the restaurant together holding hands
(and the latter sporting a devilish grin of satisfaction).They could
have changed into a couple of okonomiyaki sellers' outfits,but they
opted not to.They went straight behind the counter and helped each
other serve the customers until closing time.A few minutes after they
closed up the restaurant,Ranma asked Ukyou "Ucchan,do you have a spare
bedroom?"
"Ran-chan...,"replied Ukyou."...why don't you sleep in my bedroom with
me,you naughty boy?"
**Music:"Never Gonna Let You Go,"by Sergio Mendes**
Ranma and Ukyou promptly accompanied each other to their bedroom.As
they undressed each other,an animated Rumiko Takahashi popped up on the
screen,holding up one of Genma-panda's signs.The sign read:"The author
would now like to leave Ranma's and Ukyou's ultimate fate to the
imagination of you,the reader."
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Meanwhile,in the demilitarized zone separating North and South Korea,
the author of "The Trial of Ranma Fanfic Writer,"who had gotten there
thanks to Ryouga's directions,accidentally stepped on a land mine;and
as a direct result,was killed instantly.
THE END
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AUTHOR'S NOTES:In case you were wondering why I came up with such an
odd pairing for this fic,those two,IMHO,have intelligence levels low
enough that they WOULD fall for each other(i.e.,Konatsu considering
himself a "deformed woman" just because he was raised as a girl by
nasty women,Mikado having the Brock-like urge to fall for and kiss
every pretty woman he sees,etc.).No,I'm not gay;it's just that Konatsu
and Tsubasa(combined)are far less deserving of Ukyou's affections than
even Ryouga.BTW,Ryouga/Ukyou would be O.K. if Ranma was being paired
with Shampoo,Kodachi,Nabiki,or Kasumi.As for the Akane/Principal Kunou
bit,I got that idea from several hentai pics of those 2 together that
I've seen on a Ranma 1/2 hentai image gallery.I got the "animated
Rumiko Takahashi holding up one of Genma-panda's signs" idea from the
lemony masterpiece "Okonomiyaki Orgy"(Special thanks go out to that
fic's author,whoever you may be).If the ending scared you,blame it on
the author of "The Trial Of A Ranma Fanfic Author" for maliciously
mocking me.
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please)can be sent to yours truly.
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