Tutorial : Introduction To Remotes.
By SpazMatt 

My very first tutorial... Here goes..

Remotes are very fun :p .. they are just like there name "remote" it can be trigured by 
text,kicks,bans,notices, and much more... These can be very useful and save u alot of time... The things 
that activate a remote are kind of like buttons say you had a remote that everytime soem said hi... You said 
hello to them... it would look somethign liek this...

on *:text:hi:#: { msg $chan Hello $nick } 

So if "Bob" said hi.... $nick would = Bob
But you dont need just text for remotes u can use alot of other stuff 
on *:kick:#: if ($knick == $me) { /j $chan }
take a look at that remote... guess what it does...
If u guessed it rejoins a channel when a kick is done.. your correct..
this remote is if say you get kciked form a channel you will automaticly rejoin the channel you got kicked 
from... $knick == the nick that got kicked... 

NOTE: You cannot do or test remotes on yourself you'll need a friend or user to help or a clone...
You can use these remotes to your advantage, and they are great because they are ast and save you alot of 
trouble like floods... and users that curse....
Try to think... think about a script that which a user says a bad word say "bitch" .. then once that word it 
says it kicks the user from the channel...
Those are helpful scripts to keep you channel nice and clean... 

on *:text:bitch:#: { /kick $chan $nick Cursing Is Not Allowed In This Channel. } 

well thats the end of my tutorial.... I hope you can use what you learned to make some pretty good 
scripts.... If you want to show me your scripts you have made or have questions please -email me at 
spazmatt2002@yahoo.com 
lataz all