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Movie #1: Pretender 2001 - 01/22/01

Jarod: "188 channels and there's nothing on TV?"

 

Ethan: "She wants you back you know."

 

Jarod: "I hope she made it."

 

Miss Parker: "Everything about my family is weird."

 

Miss Parker: "I guess everyone's family is weird in their own way."

 

Lyle: "Dim Sum and Dem Sum. You two look good enough to eat."

Miss Parker: "Sorry to ruin your lunch plans."

 

Miss Parker: "Why don't you shove your 9 fingers where the sun don't shine."

 

Miss Parker: "Just can't trust a man with a stolen thumb."

 

Jarod: "I do my homework."

Zane: "That was my problem. I rarely did."

 

Jarod: "Someone's playing with my head. And when someone plays with my head, it usually comes from one place."

 

Jarod: "Don't you know that nobody dies at The Centre?"

 

Chameleon/Alex: "I am you. You are me. We are one in the same."

 

Zane: "I must have missed the briefing."

Eddie: "We're old friends."

Zane: "From the Academy Training Centre?"

Jarod: "Yes. From the Centre."

 

Eddie: "Family is the only thing that matters."

 

Broots: "I have a little more empathy for road kill now than I had a second ago, but yeah, I'm fine."

 

Miss Parker: "Coincidence ain't in The Centre's dictionary."

 

Jarod: "I've never been comfortable in this part of the world."

 

Lyle: "Robbing body parts isn't what it used to be."

 

Miss Parker: "Mind if I thumb a ride?"

 

Miss Parker: "Did you know that every time you call me "sis" someone either dies or disappears?"

 

Miss Parker: "You want donkey spit, you find an ass."

 

Miss Parker: "If I find out you knew something about daddy and you didn't tell me, there won't be enough spare parts in Blue Cove to put your sorry ass back together."

 

Miss Parker: "Raines."

Broots: "I thought he was dead."

Miss Parker: "Not anymore."

 

Raines: "I want it back."

Lyle: "And I want answers. If you don't give them to me, I'll spread the rest of you around like a download from Napster."

 

Jarod: "My notebook. I left it in a taxi."

Zane: "Thoughtful guys, those cabbies."

 

Miss Parker: "All filled up and nowhere to go?"

 

Miss Parker: "A little bird has whispered into my ear that hunting season has just opened and you're the prize kill."

 

Raines: "I can't believe you didn't know. Jarod didn't escape alone."

 

Mr. Parker: "What do you want?"

Chameleon/Alex: "I want everything."

 

Broots: "This is where it ends."

Miss Parker: "No, Scooby Doo. This is where it begins."

 

Lyle: "You scared the..."

Miss Parker: "It's called crap. And as full of it as you are, I'm sure you have some to spare."

 

Miss Parker: "I know a little about a lot: Raines, Tommy Thompson and your madman, Alex. What I don't know is why."

 

Lyle: "God, you're a crazy bitch."

Miss Parker: "You don't know the half of it."

 

Miss Parker: "Sounds like the two of you are a birds of a feather." 

Lyle: "Jeffery Dahmer would be afraid to flock with this guy."

 

Miss Parker: "Good news, bad news, Broots: You take one, and I take the other."

 

Jarod: "You're insane."

Chameleon/Alex: "No. I'm free."

 

Jarod: "You have the right to remain silent. And I suggest you do."

 

Broots: "Ok. If you're so smart, why don't you tell us?"

 

Jarod: "If you can believe someone actually goes to bed with this."

 

Jarod: "And let me guess. Your Internet fantasy girl, she's tall, slim as has a passion for leather, has sharp claws and even a sharper tongue?"

Broots: "Usually."

 

Jarod: "And that, as they say, is that, isn't it Mr. Dot Com?"

 

Broots: "I just walk out of here?"

Jarod: "No. You just run out of here."

 

Broots: "I'm having a breakdown here."

Jarod: "Shut up and let me think."

Broots: "Oh, think. I think I need to check in on a clinic. What clinic would I check into? The minute I'd tell them the truth, they would be convinced I was crazy. Where are we going?"

Jarod: "To the Opera."

Broots: "To the Opera? I hate the Opera. There's no hot dogs. There's no pop-corn..."

Jarod: "Shut up!"

Broots: "I'm sorry. But when I'm nervous, I talk. And right now I've got a lot to be nervous about. First is the explosion in the DC underground. Then it's Miss Parker start seeing visions. Then, Mr. Raines getting murdered and then un-murdered. Then Lyle, who used to not having a thumb, getting a thumb. And Mr. Raines, who had a thumb, loosing it to Mr. Lyle. And then finding out that not only one pretender escaped. No! Three of them did! And trying to locate a live psychiatrist, only to find the dead doc! And being arrested by a guy, who is not really a federal agent. And while we're at it, why don't we throw Mr. Parker into the mix?"

Jarod: "What about Mr. Parker?"

Broots: "Alex kidnapped him!" (not sure if it is exactly like this, but I'm too lazy to rewind the tape again)

Jarod: "Get out!"

 

Chameleon/Alex: "You have to know what kind of game you're playing before you win anything."

 

Chameleon/Alex: "The Swedish Ambassador is nothing to your world. But Miss Parker is. In fact, you have no idea how important to your life she is, and after today, you'll never know."

 

Chameleon/Alex: "Too late! That sick bastard is already here."

 

Chameleon/Alex: "I'm not a psychopath, I'm a sociopath - there's a difference. You see a psychopath is insane. He can't distinguish between wrong and right. A sociopath knows the difference, he just doesn't have a conscience, you know? So he doesn't care. It was that conscience that your people took away from me. So now blowing your brains out or eating a Popsicle is all the same to me."

 

Miss Parker: "For years, I've been searching for the secrets that only my father knows." (again, not sure if it is exactly like this, but it's something pretty close)

Chameleon/Alex: "Well, that is ironic and funny, isn't it Pops?"

Miss Parker: "Ironic?"

Chameleon/Alex: "You are right about your father knowing all the secrets."

Miss Parker: "And why funny?"

Chameleon/Alex: "He's not really your father."

 

Mr. Parker: "It wasn't supposed to end up this way. There's so much you need to know."

 

Chameleon/Alex: "You have no idea who you really are."

 

Chameleon/Alex: "You save me, you win. But if I die, only you loose."

 

Jarod: "Welcome to the club."

 

Jarod: "Do you know why The Centre wants me so badly?"

Miss Parker: "Even if I did, I couldn't tell you. You know that."

 

Jarod: "Then, the first one who finds the answers, wins."

 

Mr. Raines: "We're even now, my children."

 

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