Prologue ~ You Are What You Feel






Narrator ~ Mickey


Hiya folks! Ya know, some kids only sit and dream about
The great things they'll do when they grow too old to play.
Some kids don't plan anything.
They age fast then disappear.
They hide their dreams from others... from themselves.

Well, ya' can hide dreams, but failures? Nah!

Relax, I ain't gonna try and tell ya what's wrong or right.
Kids dream a lot and some of us are lucky, while some just ain't.
Who can say what's imagined or real?
This is Hollywood... Well, Burbank...

You are what you feel.

Wait! What I got to say can be told a better way.
In the story of a little rascal whose dreams came true.

And he could be you.





Butch


Hey! Buckwheat!
Have you been keepin' up my quota?
My records don't show your contribution for some while.

Buckwheat


Good mornin', Butch.
I done turned in my quota this week.
Yessir! 100 marbles. All different.
Beautiful colors!

Butch


100 marbles this week?
Who'd you give 'em to?
Me? Or Woim here?

I show you as missing the last two months.
With my compound interest that's about
8,000 marbles you owe me! I want em by tonight!
Or you'll be doin' time in my jail!

Have you ever done time?
Makes a fella' see things that aren't there.
Imagining things, talkin' to the walls...
Be a wise guy and you'll me up with my fists!
You're too smart to be wise.

Marbles! By tonight.

Buckwheat


In your jail?

Gulp!

I'll get you those marbles, Butch!
I promise.





Arriving at the gang's Klubhouse, Buckwheat proceeds to tell his friends

Of his conversation about the missing marbles with Butch.





Buckwheat


Honest fellas! I've tried to keep up the weekly payments.
But, I'm done squeezed bone dry.
The only thing I've got left is this sepia color raincoat.
My grandpa gave me.

And a raincoat in California?
Seems like it never rains here.
Endless sunny days if Butch don't cloud things up!

Spanky


A little fall of rain, can hardly hurt you now...
The rain will wash away what's past...
And rain will make the flowers grow...

Alfalfa


Of course, you could always join a monastery.
Or fight Butch in the boxing ring.
That's what I'd do!
I'd hit him with my left hook!
I'd hit him with my right hook!
I'd hit him with my middle hook!
That's just to catch him off guard!

Spanky


Cheer up, Buckwheat!
At the end of the day
You're another day older!
And that's all you can say for the life of the poor!

At the end of the day
There's another day dawning!
And the sun in the morning is waiting to rise!

Darla


Yes, tell us a story or sing a song.
It'll make you feel better!

Spanky


One day more!
Another day, another destiny!
This never ending road to Calvary!
These men who seem to know your crime
Will surely come a second time!
One day more!

C'mon, Buckwheat! Forget your troubles.
C'mon... Get happy!
We're gonna chase the blues away!





Buckwheat stands on the Klubhouse stage excitedly telling a story he had learned in Sunday school.

His voice amplifies and echoes, each listening in awe to his unique Bible story.

As he breaks into song the gang gasps, their mouths agape!

It had never been told quite like this before!





Jacob, The Talkative One





Buckwheat


A long time ago when its ink was still wet,
The Bible tells how Israel was beget
Jacob lived in Canaan's happy land,
A model citizen, born with the gift of the gab

Jacob, the talkative one,
Depended on the family working down on his farm
Jacob, the talkative one,
He could talk to the animals from the day he was born

Jacob was the first man in recorded history,
To speak with cow, bird, or chimpanzee
Widely known as Israel The Animal wrestling in his sleep
Spent time not counting just talking to the sheep

Jacob, the talkative one,
Elevating livestock in more ways than one
Jacob, the talkative one,
Horse, mule, and donkey, their minds united as one

Reuben, the eldest of the twelve children of Israel,
With Simeon and Levi sandwiched next in line
Napthali and Isaachar with Asher and Dan,
Zebulun and Gad loaded the bases with nine

Jacob, Jacob and sons,
Benjamin and Judah, finish a football team
Jacob, I've left out but one,
Joseph, Jacob's favorite son

Jacob, the talkative one!

Spanky


Say! Buckwheat, what's the big idea?

Darla


You're right, Spanky!
They didn't tell it like that in my Sunday school class.
Teacher said Joseph was sold into slavery by his brothers.

Stymie


Slavery? By his brothers?
I'm sure glad I ain't in his family!

Alfalfa


Joseph was the favorite of twelve sons.
Jacob gave Joseph this coat... a multi-colored coat.
It was brightly colored to make him stand out from the crowd.

Stymie


I bet they were jealous!
Nice coats are hard to come by.
'Specially warm ones.
Buckwheat, you should be greatful to grandpa!

Buckwheat


As I was sayin' fellas, Jacob had all these sons
But he didn't care 'bout none of them much except for Joseph.

He gave Joseph a beautiful coat.
Everyone else was jealous.
They wanted their father's attention and didn't get it.
He was blind to all but his youngest son, Joseph.

Joseph had the ability to decipher dreams.
He could hear somebody's dream then tell them what it meant.

This made his brothers even madder.
They felt plain next to Joseph's dreams...
And Jacob talking to the animals.

Jealous bones a showin' though the skin!

Shirley


No, I don't need to hear about talking to the animals today.

Buckwheat, you should pay closer attention in Sunday school.
You're telling about Dr. Doolittle. It was on the radio last night!

Buckwheat


Dr. Doolittle?

Okay, maybe Jacob didn't talk to the animals.
But who's to say what he couldn't do?

Certainly not his other sons!
They just wanted Joseph out of the picture.

Darla


You ought to go back to Sunday school
Ask your teacher to go over the story again, Buckwheat.

This time, pay closer attention.





Buckwheat agrees with Darla and promptly decides to leaves the clubhouse.

He crosses over the rickety, narrow Burbank Rivulet bridge...

He pauses... Ponders his own watery reflection.





Buckwheat


Who is to say? What really became of Joseph?
What is to become of me?






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