A CLEVER PAKISTANI

 

 

There's an Indian, Pakistani and an Indian beautiful woman sitting next to each other in a train.

The train goes through a tunnel and everything gets dark.

 

Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!

The train comes out of the tunnel.

The woman and the Pakistani are sitting there looking perplexed.

The Indian is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.

 

The Indian is thinking "Dam it", that Pakistani must have tried to kiss this lady,

 she thought it was me and slapped me."

The lady is thinking,

"That Indian must have moved to kiss me and kissed the Pakistani instead and got slapped."

 

The Pakistani was thinking to himself...........

"If this train goes through another tunnel,

I could make another kissing sound and slap that Indian again."

 

The Poor Indian

(  Ha! Ha! Ha!  )