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"What doesn't kill you can only make you stronger." -Someone
"Without problems to test the limits of your ability, you can never expand them." -Someone #2
"Our lot in this world is beset with tragedy, and it would do us all good to reflect on this from time to time. It is from tragedy that we gain courage." -Monk of Jastev
"Citius venit periculum cum contemnitur." -Someone #3
"It's not that life is too short; it's just that you're dead for so long." -a t-shirt
"You can make a man walk barefoot through hell if you pay him enough." -Xanatos
"When good men do nothing, that is evil enough." -Dhalsim
"Because you were born different, men will fear you- try to drive you away." -Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez

Painbandit


"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you... so, obviously, whatever others do unto you, they want you to do unto them."
"He who dies with the most toys loses the most toys."
"It's what you don't know that WILL hurt you...so know it all."
"A weak person needs friends for help; a strong person needs enemies for entertainment."
"I never have an opinion- I either have the truth or something to think about."
"Being human is a reason for making mistakes... but not an excuse."
"Pessimism is merely a subtle form of prophecy."

Simpsons


"I'd trade it all for a little more." -Montgomery Burns
"If he's so smart, how come he's dead?" -Homer Simpson
"Without TV, it's really hard to tell when one day ends and the other begins." -Homer Simpson
"The trick of advoiding jury duty is to say you're prejudiced against all races." -Homer Simpson
"What's the point of going out? We're just going to wind up here anyway." -Homer Simpson
"It takes two to lie- one to lie and one to listen." -Homer Simpson
"Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tommorow will bring?" -Homer Simpson
"I'm not popular enough to be different." -Homer Simpson
"Another day, another box of stolen pens." -Homer Simpson
"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!" -Homer Simpson
"Trying is the first step towards failing." -Homer Simpson
"People can come up with statistics to prove anything. 40% of people know that." -Homer Simpson
"In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!" -Homer Simpson


Grigory Alexandrovich Pechorin

"Everyone read signs of non-existent evil traits in my features. But since they were expected to be there, they did make their appearance. Because I was reserved, they said I was sly, so I grew reticent. I was keenly aware of good and evil, but instead of being indulged I was insulted and so I became spiteful. I was sulky while other children were merry and talkative, but though I felt superior to them I was considered inferior. So I grew envious. I was ready to love the whole world, but no one understood me, and I learned to hate. My cheerless youth passed in conflict with myself and society, and fearing ridicule I buried my finest feelings deep in my heart, and there they died. I spoke the truth, but nobody believed me, so I began to practice duplicity. Having come to know society and its mainsprings, I became versed in the art of living and saw how others were happy without that proficiency, enjoying for free the favors I had so painfully striven for. It was then that despair was born in my heart--not the despair that is cured with a pistol, but a cold, impotent desperation, concealed under a polite exterior and a good-natured smile. I became a moral cripple; I had lost one half of my soul, for it had shriveled, dried up and died, and I had cut it off and cast it away, while the other half stirred and lived, adapted to serve every corner. No one noticed this, because no one suspected there had been another half."