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Welcome to...
Osama Bin Laden's Homepage
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slowly.....but worth it
if you have a dial-up connection...you might have to "refresh" the
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I
was not feeling well and was concerned about my own mortality,
so I went to a psychic and asked him about the date of my death.
He thought for a moment and said, "Osama, you will die on an American
Holiday."
Visibly shaken and knowing that the infidels Christmas was fast approaching,
I asked, "Which holiday might that be.....?"
He said, "The date is unimportant...the day you die will be an American
Holiday"
d
eThis is the lovely wife
and I
We get more than one wife...
Some people hurt my feelings by calling me
Osama Been Lying
Even Mickey Mouse doesn't like me
Or the Muppets
Or even dogs...
Others have perverted ideas about me
Still others want to thrust something upon
me
Even President Bush wishes me harm
I wear the dishrag because I'm really a "DICKHEAD"
America wants my head
I hear they're coming for me
Even the Ladies can kick my ass
The stupid Taliban wants proof it was me
Maybe I can get away by car...
And get to the states and get a real job...
Where they sell stuff like this...
We don't even have this product in my country...
and they put my picture on it!
and in America they hang my picture everywhere
and I can still get stoned
and eat my favorite food
and play games with the americans
And play on "Who wants to be a millionaire?"
I promissed my hijacker friends "Heaven
and Virgins"
Could this Happen?
Guess maybe I should have liked the Pope instead?
If the Taliban doesn't protect
me....
and they are VERY nervous
I'm still trying to hide
Like my new look?
Is this me?
I'm still hiding
The skies have been friendly
Is this friendly?
Now I'm not so sure...
Even their politicians talk tough
Maybe we can flip a coin
Bombs over my hideout
We call it a "Holy War"
Ever heard the expression, "up shit creek?"
that cloud looks ominous...
I never thought they'd retaliate
This is my Destiny
and that of my homeland
Welcome to "Lake Afghanistan"
And this is their proposed new World Trade Center
Think they're sending a "message"
to Me?
I must remember they are Patriotic
Other Links
Osama's Hell - a short film - macromedia shockwave required
Excellent collection
of games and movies here
check this out! - Nowhere to Run...Nowhere to Hide
I still can't believe it happened...this is my way of coping
-Kevin-
It's
come to my attention that some who have viewed this page have deemed it obscene.
Well let me answer to that right now. I'm a proud American and devastated
at the tragedy so many other have had to endure at the hands of some gutless
terrorists. Some day they will pay, but not probably enough for the suffering
they have caused. Imagine all the orphans because Mommy and Daddy both worked
at the World Trade Center. Or the scenes of people jumping out of the windows
to their deaths. To those who think this site is obscene, what if that was
your parent or child that had to jump?
You
think you know obscene? "Go
here for obscene pictures."
And get a grip on the reality that others will have to live with the rest of their lives
found this on the newsgroup alt.current-events.terror-war
Osama Bin Laden, your time is short;
We'd rather you die, than come to court.
Why are you hiding if it was in God's name?
You're just a punk with a turban; a pathetic shame.
I have a question, about your theory and laws;
"How come YOU never die for the cause?"
Is it because you're a coward who counts on others?
Well here in America, we stand by our brothers.
As is usual, you failed in your mission;
If you expected pure chaos, you can keep on wishin'
Americans are now focused and stronger than ever;
Your death has become our next endeavor
What you tried to kill, doesn't live in our walls;
It's not in buildings or shopping malls.
If all of our structures came crashing down;
It would still be there, safe and sound.
Because pride and courage can't be destroyed;
Even if the towers leave a deep void.
We'll band together and fill the holes
We'll bury our dead and bless their souls.
But then our energy will focus on you;
And you'll feel the wrath of the Red, White and Blue.
So slither and hide like a snake in the grass;
Because America's coming to kick your ass!!!
