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 The definition of summer in Oklahoma.

- You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car...
- You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water...
- You can say 110 degrees without fainting...
- You can make sun tea instantly...
- You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron...
- You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance...
- Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one...
- You actually burn your hand opening the car door...
- Hot air balloons can't go up...
- You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

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It's time to join e-mail anonymous when....

1. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

2. You name your children Eudora, AOL and Dotcom.

3. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

4. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap and your child in the overhead compartment.

5. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.

6. You laugh at people with 14.4-baud modems.

7. You start using smileys in your snail mail.

8. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com.

9. You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.

10. You can't call your mother . . . she doesn't have a modem.

11. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.

12. You don't know what gender three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral screen names and you never bothered to ask.

13. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.

14. You tell the cab driver you live at http://1000.garden/house/brick/htm

15. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

16. After reading this message, you immediately e-mail it to a friend.


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