Oxymorons

50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Advanced BASIC
46. Genuine imitation
45. Airline Food
44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42. Almost exactly
41. Government organization
40. Sanitary landfill
39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk
37. Silent scream
36. British fashion
35. Living dead
34. Small crowd
33. Business ethics
32. Soft rock
31. Butt Head
30. Military Intelligence
29. Software documentation
28. New York culture
27. New classic
26. Sweet sorrow
25. Childproof
24. "Now, then ..."
23. Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian Scientists
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. Extinct Life
16. Temporary tax increase
15. Computer jock
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer security
11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly
7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Diet ice cream
5. Rap music
4. Working vacation
3. Exact estimate
2. Religious tolerance
1. Microsoft Works

Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs?Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I Do." Is the longest sentence?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeonsdebarked and drycleaners depressed?

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?

A true test of your Southern-ness. This test really can't be cheated on, either you know it or you don't.
The true southerner should achieve a minimum in the high teens.

1)    How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?
2)    What was the number and color of Richard Petty's cars?
3)    Bill Dance is good at what?
4)    What university does Bill Dance root for?
5)    Where did Herschel Walker play football (college)?
6)    After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what?
7)    In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?
8)    A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin language?
9)    What is a chigger?
10) What is scrapple?
11)   Where is "The Redneck Riviera?"
12)   What's that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak tree?
13)   What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury, __________________.
14)   What's the common name for a bowfin?
15)   If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?
16)   Who sang "Your Cheatin' Heart?"
17)   What are grits made out of?
18)   Who was nicknamed "The Bear"?
19)   Why is the Blue Ridge blue?
20)   What did The Baldwin Sisters make?
21)    Who was Andy Taylor's love interest?
22)   What are the call letters for the radio station that carries "The Grand Ol'Opry"?
23)   Where would you grow those yellow onions?
24)   What sport requires 3 legs and a rope?
25)   What instrument did Bill Monroe play (typically)?
26)   How many strings on a banjo (two possible aswers) ?
27)   When you argue with a fool, what is he doing?
28)   What is a scuppernong?
29)   Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?
30)   Why do you want to eat "high on the hog?"
31)    What color is your John Deere?
32)    What do you call the offspring of a mule?
33)    What do you harvest when you plant "shade"?

3 points per correct answer. You get 1 point to start. Answers below, don't
peek

1)    7
2)    43, red and blue
3)    Fishin'
4)    University of Tennessee
5)    University of Georgia
6)    Hard peanuts
7)    283
8)    French
9)    A redbug (small parasite)
10)   A sausage-like loaf made out of pig parts
11)    Panama City, FL
12)    Spanish moss
13)    Evinrude
14)    Mudfish
15)    Nothing. A steer has been castrated.
16)    Hank Williams
17)    Corn
18)    Paul Bryant
19)    Because of pollen
20)    "The Recipe"
21)     Helen
22)    WSM
23)    Vidalia, Georgia
24)    Calf roping
25)    Mandolin
26)    5
27)    The same thing
28)    A wild grape
29)    Yes
30)    Because that's where the better cuts of meat are. Rich folks live high on the hog.
31)    Green
32)    Another trick animal-husbandry question. Mules are generally sterile.
33)    Tobacco