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All comments presented in Simon style for humor only. Do not interpret them to be reviews. Comments are no indication of the worthiness of the sites, they all deserve to be checked out.
Simon Dolls - Absolutely brilliant! Amazing! Witty! You have the X Factor!
A Pathetic Haiku Tribute to Simon Cowell - If your work is published, you will singlehandedly KILL the Haiku industry!
The Official American Idol Site - Not exclusively Simon? Dreadful!
Yahoo Groups: Simon_Cowell - It's quite obvious most of the people who turned up for this group were hopeless!
Tattered Dreams - a fansite for Simon Cowell - Great image, lots of pictures, you could be a star.
The World According to Juliet - If you have a comedy writer, I suggest you hire a lawyer and sue him!
The s i m o n c o w e l l fanlist - A group of truly brilliant people who unfortunately have no talent whatsoever.
Simon Cowell (acumind.com) - Simon's astrology chart? Oh God, I thought that was... absolutely dreadful!
Dedicated to Simon Cowell - Although good, Not an American Idol winning performance.
Simon Cowell Rules - Good isn't necessarily good enough!
How Would Simon Cowell Judge You? - You want sweet, ask Paula. You want the truth, click the link.
Simon Pic of the Day - A new picture of Simon every day? Finally SOMEONE with some good taste!
Angry Simon - Take a shot back at Simon Cowell of American Idol - Well I'm not nearly as excited as you are. Maybe I'm just in a bad mood today.
Simon Cowell University - Finally, a university that offers a worthwhile degree program - Simonology.
paulaandsimon - Someone who thinks Simon and Paula were meant to be together romantically? Shameful!
Simon and Paula Love - An entire GROUP of people who believe Simon and Paula should be together romantically? How dreadful!
Simon Cowell Wallpapers: Put the X-Factor in Your Desktop - Everyone should have one of these brilliant pictures on their computer desktop. Trust me.
The Official Simon Cowell Vanilla Coke Commercial Fanlisting - Now we need fanlistings for commercials? Bloody pathetic!
Ananova - Simon Cowell Waxwork Unveiled - The wax museum finally has some class! This wax model is unsurpassed!
Simon's Birthday Countdown - One of the most important days you need to remember!
Simon Cowell - A respectable tribute. Very classy. Well done.
Simon Cowell Talking Bobblehead - It's highly recommended that you buy one of these marvelous playthings!
Simon Cowell Lookalike - Any bloke who looks like Simon is inordinately fortunate.
Simon Cowell at celebrityspider.com - A plethora of Simon links. It's all about Simon, so it can't be all bad.
Simon Cowell - Not much in the way of content. Some good pictures of sexy Simon, and a video of "the kiss" from season two. Not bad, but it doesn't possess the X Factor!
Simon Cowell Memorial Hospital - The mental health field has finally taken notice! Check in here if you are affected with a Simon-related mental disorder.
Let me reiterate - These comments are meant as jokes. Please do not get angry if your website or your favorite website is followed by a Simon-like barb. It does not reflect on the site. It's all in the spirit of Simon-isms!
