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Listed since 2003

I added this page to accommodate some requests I've received to create a place for fans to write poetry, prose, articles, and stories about Simon.

Note: I do reserve the right to choose which items to print. I am currently not accepting writings featuring a Simon/Paula romance. See the links page for sites that deal strictly with Simon/Paula stories. Thank you for your understanding.

SIMON, SIMON, SIMON
(chamomile tea in a coffee world)
a poem by J'ai Antonette

Ah Simon
you're the apple of some eyes
whose taken America by surprise
the way you look with pants so high
the way you smile with little boy eyes
your cheshire smile takes the prize

You yell and insult
cause people to cry as a result
but then you smile and all is right
Your ego's off the charts
attention gets you off to a start
as cameras capture the twinkle in your eyes
that comes as a result of yet another remark

Ah Simon
the face is precious
your expressions so fetching
that black tee is classic you
you are the top dawg
the idol in our eyes
who teaches right from wrong
to children watching

After another season with
Paula the lovely
Randy the gentleman
and Ryan the adorable
osmosis, dear Simon
will make you who you'll be tomorrow

so go ahead - insult, repress
there's double meanings
coming from your head
you're chamomile tea in a coffee world
and we love you for that
freud would have had a picnic

(c) 2003 j'ai antonette