Zhaan: "At least we're free"15KI, E.T.
Rygels opinion of mud292K
Chrichton: "Looks kinda like Lousiana. Or Degobah. You know, Degobah, where Yoda lives."
Aeryn: "Who's Yoda"
Chrichton: "Just a little green guy. Trains warriors."
Aeryn: "Oh."
WAVExodus from Genesis
D'Argo: "Never swallow the dentic!"29KThrone for a Loss
Crichton: "Nice blanket you got there D'Argo."
D'Argo: "A lumpy blanket. Get her off!"41K
Crichton: "That's your plan? Wile E. Coyote could come up with a better plan than that!"WAV
Crichton: "Rygel is an obnoxious gasbag and who's gonna shell out for that?"
Rygel: "He's right, I'm unloved, unpopular (kick), Unconsious."93K
Crichton: ".....If the gauntlet brings out the real you, I'd think long and hard about therapy."WAV
Crichton: "Well, next time you hit me, make sure I don't wake up."
Aeryn: "Oh, (tsk)."
Crichton: "Don't (tsk) me!"59KPK Tech Girl
Crichton: "Haven't you ever just clicked with a guy"
Aeryn: "What. Clicked?"
Crichton: "Yeah, you know, found a guy attractive?"
Aeryn: "Yes but I didn't let it...At first I found you...interesting."
Crichton: "Me?"
Aeryn: "Yes, but only for a moment."
WAVThank God it's Friday, Again
The Aeryn line. "She gives me a woody."WAVDNA Mad Scientist
Aeryn: "Frell you."WAV
Rygel: "Blue-assed bitch"
Zhaan: "What did you call me?"
Rygel: "A Blue-Assed Bitch"50K
Aeryn: "I went back there. I wanted him to find me a place where I could belong, I didn't want to get left behind. I'm so scared."WAVTil the Blood Runs Clear
Crichton: "Bonehead.."27K
Zhaan having a bit of fun with Rygel "Delvian exhibitionist"956K
Crichton: "Nice glasses" (I just wish I had the video of this so you can see the look Aeryn gives him.=Þ)41K
Crichton: "You're with me on this one, right?"
Aeryn: "Oh, now it occurs to you to ask."
The Flax
Rygel: "Look, whatever you're doing there, it can't be important."27K
Aeryn: "Are you comfortable? Can I get you a pillow?"36K
Everything leading up to and including the infamous "Is somebody docking?!"425K
Crichton: "Slicker than snot"
Aeryn: "My microbes had to have translated that one wrongly."117K
Staanz: "Everybody needs a mate Ka D'Argo...even you."
Crichton: "A mate?"
Staanz: "I am the female of the species, you know that don't you. False modesty aside, I'm considered quite the Zenetan beauty."369K
Crichton: "You know big guy I think I better leave you two alone, cause I know that in a universe this vast, when two hearts collide..."
D'Argo: "Shut up!"64K
Pilot: "So sorry, I appear to have hit the wrong comm."
Zhaan: "You desired our attention Pilot?"130K
Rhapsody in Blue
Zhaan: "I see no purpose to this union."
Crichton: "(chicken call), your translator microbes handle that one?"
Zhaan: "Although I have always wondered what could possible go on inside there."
Crichton: "Not much, I'm a guy."WAVJeremiah Crichton
Crichton: "Well hakunamatata masata"WAVDurka Returns
D'Argo: "This hatch leads all the way up to command"
Chricton: "Hey, try not to fall out of the ship this time!"
D'Argo: "I'll do my best"WAVA Human Reaction
Aeryn: "Why is everybody looking at me?"
Crichton: "It's cause you look good."WAVNerve
Crichton: "Get stuffed."WAVThe Hidden Memory
Pilot: "There is no knowledge as to the gestation cycle of Leviathans, but Moya believes the time is near."WAVFamily Ties
Crichton: "Great. Absofudilutely great!"WAV
Crichton: "How you doin'?"
D'Argo: "I have to pee."WAV
Crichton: "My boy Crais!"
Crais: "Clearly and awkward situation"WAV
Zhaan: "You went there to sell us out."
Rygel: "You bet your shiny blue ass I did."WAV
Crichton: "Kinda makes you feel your humanity. Locked up in there. That's what its like for us, every day, every hour, every minute, every second with you riding our asses."WAV
Crichton: "Hey, who knows, we may all die and you can have all our stuff."
Rygel: "That's not fair."
Crichton: "Sparky..Spanky..Fluffy..Buckwheat the sixteeth....you tried to sell us out."WAV
Crichton: "I'm not talking about suicide, but it doesn't look like we're gonna come out of this one and I want to go down swinging.
D'Argo: "Then we shall go down together."
Aeryn: "Oh, just to be in the warm glow of all this testosterone."WAVMind the Baby
Chiana trying to explain to Zhaan about Moya goin to look for TalynWAV
John: "How many times have we been close"
Aeryn: "Just the once"
John: "no, ahem, not THAT kind of close"
Aeryn: "Oh! FRIEND close"WAV
Crais: "Chricton!?"
John: "I know, I know. I should've called, but I was in the neighbor hood, thought I'd stop in. Say Hi!"WAV
Zhaan (to Aeryn) "I love you"
Aeryn: "you what?"WAV
John: "You wanna have a midlife crisis? Fine. Just...ditch the firm, shack up with the supermodel, head off to Maui, but YOU DO NOT GET TO KEEP THE PORCHE!"WAV
D'Argo: "Besides, if I die, you can eat me"
Aeryn: "you don't look ripe to me"WAV Crackers Don't Matter
Pilot: "She's a plant. Put her in the light, watch her smile"
WAV
Crichton: "Have another one blue girl. Ionic radiation, gives her photogasms, unless she's fakin it. They can do that ya know. Hey Zhaan! Ya fakin it?'
Zhaan: "nooo, nono no"
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Crichton: "whoo hoo...have I got your attention NOW?!"
WAV
Crichton: "I got GREAT eyes. They're better than 20/20 and THEY'RE BLUE!!"
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Crichton: "What the hell is this?"
Zhaan: "Heat deflecting paste, you'll burn up in there without it"
Crichton: "Smells like puke"
Zhaan: "I predigested it to increase it's potency"
Crichton: "ITS PUKE!?!?"
WAV
Scorpie: "Kill her. Then we'll have pizza, with Margarita Shooters"
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This is the entire John vs. Aeryn segment....very long-->2 mins (ex. flat butted PK bitch, test monkey, etc...)
WAVMiscellaneous
Rygel spitting. (this is in so many epps that I didn't even try to place it in any particular one.)30K
