 | Well here's your page...you send me those cute little pictures of you and the boys and I'll put'em up....or maybe you just have a great story about the time you were down at the corner getting a coke from the machine and Noel walks up behind you and gets himself one....I don't know where you've seen them or how you met or what kind of encounter you've had but tell me about it and i'll slap it up here. I guess I can say that I almost had the chance to meet the boys....I heard that in '96 they were in a mall in Charlotte,NC the day before their concert and I was in Charlotte at a hotel awaiting the show the next day....but of course stupid me didn't go to the mall shopping that afternoon. That's about as close as I've gotten except for a penpal of mine who knew them and sent me photographs of she and the boys from various shows in Europe.....oh and of course this year at the "brotherly love" tour when my friend new the guy that drove the bus and he got me all the cool Oasis stuff...just go to the "my collection" page to see it all! See I'm not very exciting because I haven't actually met them....it's kinda hard when you live in a little place that has no stoplights, stores, or towns with in 20 miles.....but I remember once when I was eleven....I wrote in huge 10 ft letters across the little road that runs by my house...."I love Liam&Noel!" hoping they would see it when they flew into America for their tour....it stayed on the road for weeks because no one ever drives by....lol....I was a weird kid! From Cozette: This is a story I have to share with anyone who knows me and the huge Oasis fan that I am. I went to see Oasis in Camden, NJ on May 30th with Jeff. We got there just as they started in on their first song. I sang at the top of my lungs on every song as expected. After their set we stayed for a couple Black Crowes songs and then headed back to our hotel in downtown Philly to get pimped up and ready to go out. We were going to check out another band called The Strokes who were playing at The Five Spot. The Strokes are leaving to the UK this Saturday to tour. We got to The Five Spot and there was a cover band playing. They weren't very good so we went across the street to another bar (Sugar Mom's) for a couple of drinks before going back to The Five Spot. By this time I'm feeling pretty good. I'm standing there listening to The Strokes bouncing my head, swaying my hips while Jeff went to get more drinks. I'm downing Jack and Coke like there's no tomorrow. I glance over to my left. Liam Gallagher. Watch the band some more. Glance back over. Liam Gallagher talking to someone. Watch the band some more. Glance back. Fuck. This guy really looks like Liam. Wish I didn't drink soo many damn Jack and Cokes and then maybe I could see straight. Hurry up, Jeff, I'm thinking. You could help me figure this out. Meanwhile, I'm debating whether I should go over and ask him. Nah, what if I'm wrong. Take another swig of my Jack and Coke and eye this guy from the corner of my eye. Jeff comes back with the drinks. I start chugging on that one. My memory span is shorter than 5 second so I have forgotten about Liam. I am feeling great now. Jeff and I are having a good time. Some guy walks out of the bathroom door. And Jeff says, Hey, Gem! And he starts talking to this guy. I haven't seen his face yet. Jeff says I want you to meet my girlfriend. Cozette, this is Gem, Gem Archer from Oasis! I think my eyes popped out of my head. I'm looking into his eyes shaking his hand as he's asking me what my name was again. I can't remember my name and I can't remember how to talk either. He thinks The Strokes are rockin! Ok. Bloody Hell! Where's Liam? He goes back to wherever he was hanging out. Uh-huh. Around the corner, up two steps to several more booths. If he's here, I figure that the rest of the band is as well. So, I drag poor Jeff and start stalking the bottom of the steps. I can see them all now! More Jack and Coke. I can't breathe anymore at this point. My drink is tasting just like Coke. Jeff goes to the bathroom. My feet are firmly planted to the ground. There is absolutely no way in hell I am moving. I am going to hold my piss in for the rest of the time. At the concert I was complaining I couldn't see anything and they looked like dots...and now I am less than 5 feet from my favorite band! Noel is walking down the steps. Hi Noel, I'm Cozette. I am one of your biggest fans. You guys are great. (This should be all slurred together and done in a retarded manner) He says stuff and I don't even remember anything he says except for, "I've got to go to the bathroom now." Say hello to my boyfriend while you're there. Ok. Its 2 am. Lights are coming on. Jeff and I have moved to where all the action is...at the top of the 2 steps. Liam is walking by. Jeff introduces him to me and next thing I know I am shaking Liam's hand. It's fucking dark at the club and Liam is wearing sunglasses. Only cool guys wear sunglasses at a dimly lit club at 2 am. Out of all the bars/clubs to go to in town. We were at the same one. We go back to our hotel. I'm praying to the porcelain god and refunding my drinks and food. What a lovely evening. |  |