Down From South Park (Part 1)

"God, I'm bored," Tai said to Agumon. "Maybe we can watch TV?" suggested Agumon. "BOOORRRINGGGG!" said Tai.

Meanwhile, in the small, little, halfbit, redneck town, South Park… "You guys better get a life," "Yeah!" said some kids. "Screw you, ya buttlickers" Cartman yelled. "Mmmppff mmmppf mmmpf mpppff mmmmppppff," said Kenny. "Kenny, what the hell does that mean?" asked Kyle. "It means you guys are going to get your asses whooped," answered one of the kids. "What do you mean?" asked Stan. "Bye!" said the kids. The kids put them to sleep. They woke up. They found them selves in a huge box. "What the fuck?" asked Kyle. "Dude, where the hell are we?" asked Cartman. "Mmmmppf mmppf mmpppppf mmpf mmmmmmppff mmpfff," said Kenny. "Dude this sucks total ass. Is there a TV set in this god damn box!" asked Stan. "FFFRRRRTTTT. Safety!" yelled Kyle. "Somebody's baking brownies, hahahaha!" said Stan. "I…need…cheesy poofs," Cartman said weakly. "Shut up, fat ass," exclaimed Kyle. "Mmpf mmpf mmmppf mmpppff mmpff mmmmmpppff mmpf mpf mpf," said Kenny. "Ya think so?" asked Stan. "Yep," Kyle answered. They fell asleep. They slept for hours. They woke up by a horn. "DUDE!" yelled Kyle. The box opened. "Who the hell are these people," asked Cartman. "Dude, these guys look Japanese," said Stan. "Mmmpf mmmpf mmmmppff mmpf mpf!" yelled Kenny.

"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" yelled Cartman. They walked around. "Does anyone have a map?" asked Kyle. Cartman was already putting up a signed that said: "Will dance and sing for food and cash!" "CARTMAN! Get your fat ass over here!" yelled Stan. "Let's at least find a cab," said Kyle. "Mmmppf mmpf mmmppf mmmpf mmpfff mmppf?" asked Kenny. "We'll run away before he asks for cash," answered Stan. "OK," said Cartman. They got in a cab. They drove to the nearest city. It was weird because it was covered in fog. "Let's get off here you guys," said Cartman. "Good idea fat ass," said Kyle. "I'm not fat, I'm festively plump," said Cartman. They found a bunch of kids. "Who are you," asked Stan. "My name's Tai and this is…" "Hahahahahahahaha, that name is so lame," Cartman said. "Screw you, fat ass," said Tai. "Now where was I… Oh yeah. This is Matt, Izzy, T.K., Joe, Mimi, and Sora." "Hey dude, my name's Kyle and this is Stan, Kenny, and fat ass." "My name isn't fat ass, it's Cartman, god Damnit!" "OK, fat ass," said Kyle. "God Damnit," yelled Cartman. "Whatever," said Tai. "We kinda need a place to stay. We were shipped here by some bullies we know," said Kyle. "Well don't mellow out, you can stay at my place," said Tai. "Thanks. Are you sure you won't mind?" asked Kyle. "No way dude," said Tai. "Well, does anyone have a place for me to stay?" asked Cartman politely. "Sure! You want to hang over at my place, Cartman?" asked Izzy. "Sure," said Cartman. "Kenny, do you want to join me and Izzy?" asked Cartman. "Mmpf," said Kenny. "What's his problem?" Izzy asked Cartman. "Ohh, okay. Kenny, take off your god damn hood," said Cartman. "Mmpf," said Kenny. "That's better," said Izzy. They got over to Izzy's house. "Mom! I'm having some friends over," Izzy yelled. "Who?" asked Izzy's mom. "Some new kids. They came from America. Some kids shipped them from where they live to here and they needed a place to stay," said Izzy. "Okay. What are their names?" "Cartman and Kenny," They went into his room. "Whoa…" said Tentomon. "Super Shocker!" "Oh my god!" yelled Cartman. He dove out of the way and Tentomon hit Kenny. "Oh my god! He killed… Oh never mind," said Cartman. "TENTOMON!" said Izzy. "Sorry, I was startled." Izzy's computer started buzzing.

Meanwhile, at Tai's house… "Dude, your mom is such a good cook!" said Kyle. "God! I can't believe I'm saying this but I feel sorry for fat ass!" Kyle said laughing. "Well, that's my mom," said Tai. "Dude, Kyle, when are we going to go home?" asked Stan. "Umm, dude, I never thought of that," said Kyle.

At Izzy's house… "God Damnit!" Cartman yelled. "What the hell is that!" "That's Genui. He's contacting me from Digiworld." "Okay, whose toilet did that come out of, Sudam Husan's?" asked Kenny. "Digiworld is where I found Tentomon. My friends and I were transported there from camp. We are known as the Digidestined!" "More like the Digi assholes," Cartman whispered to Kenny. "Hahahahaha," Kenny said. "Genui is saying there's a big Digimon at the bay," said Izzy. "Okay, that does it! Screw you guys, I'm going home!" said Cartman. "Dude, you can't," said Kenny. "God Damnit Kenny, stop your bitchin'," yelled Cartman. "I suggest we leave now to warn the others," said Izzy. "II suggest, you suck my ass!" yelled Cartman. "Shut up, fat ass," said Kenny. "Shut up, ya poor piece a crap!" yelled Cartman. Later, at the bay… "You guys made it! Swell!" said Stan. "Well, Stan, you know how I love to be considerate," said Cartman. "No you don't, fat ass!" "Shut your God Damn mouth," Cartman whispered. "It's Okawugamon, the digivolved form of Kuwagamon, a vaccine Digimon.