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"Please, Izzy. It's late and I'm pooped out," said Tentomon. "Just wait until I combine the Rubrical potion with the..." "IZZY!" Tentomon yelled. "Okay, okay. I'll get my stuff." "Hmmm. I wonder what this is." Tentomon drunk a potion on Izzy's desk. He started shaking like there was an earthquake inside of him. "Tentom... Tentomon!" He started mutating into a monster, maybe he was digivolving in an unidentified way. "TENTOMON ULTRA DIGIVOLVED TO DESTRUCTIONKABUTERIMON!!! "Ohh, Shit!" Izzy got outside and into his car as fast as possible. He drove to Tai's house. He walked in. "Tai Tentom..." He heard a springy sound of springs. He walked in Tai's room. He was in bed with Sora! "SORRY!!" He ran away and into the kitchen. "Hold on babe, I'll be right back." Tai said to Sora. He threw some shorts on and went to Izzy. "Sorry 'bout that. Sora's my..uhhh... biology partner! Yeah that's it!" "Yeah sure Tai. We've all known you and Sora have the hots for each other. For gods sake, Mimi, T.K., Joe, and I saw you guys have sex near the lake in Digiworld. "Damn!" said Tai. "Well why did you come here?" "Tentomon ULTRADIGIVOLVED to DESTRUCTIONKABUTERIMON and is on a rampage." "Well take Agumon and try to stop him, I've got Sora waiting!" "Okay Tai, bye." Izzy then went with Agumon toward the Digimon. "That thing is fucking huge!" Agumon said. "Yeah. Now, can you digivolve?" "Digimon... Digimon...Digimon, Digital Monsters, Digimon are the champions! AGUMON WARP DIGIVOLVED TO... WARGREYMON! DIGIMON!" "Hey Digimon. Hey Digimon. Ultimate friends of the boys and..." "Hey, will you shut the fuck up you asshole!?!" yelled Izzy. "Why I otta..." Izzy said but then was interrupted by Koromon. "Izzy, he he he. I...beat...him." Koromon said with fear. "SWWEETTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Izzy remarked. "Tentomon! Are you okay?" asked Izzy. "Screw you!" Tentomon said. Koromon used his bubble blow and Tentomon vanished. "Damnit! Now I don't have a Digimon." Izzy said angrily. "Ha ha!" said Koromon. "Shut up, ass sucker!!" "And that's how Martin Luther King Jr. died." said the narrator. "Dude, this was about some asshead in college mutating his little bug friend." "Shut your god damn mouth!" the narrator whispered.
